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 godliketoaster
Joined: 2/18/2008
Msg: 51
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?Page 7 of 8    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
It came up in conversation. My parents are cool though so it's not a big deal to them.
 huronbraxx
Joined: 9/18/2007
Msg: 52
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 6/2/2008 5:06:48 PM
well, when i do have sex, they still won't know till the day comes "oh by the way i'm havin a kid"
 manofseal
Joined: 2/10/2007
Msg: 55
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 6/8/2008 5:54:12 PM
Well funny story actually, I brought a girl home thinking my mom wouldnt be home until late that day and we went into my room, we started going at it... finished up and she left... I later found out about a week ago, three years later now, that my mom had walked in on me and caught me, when she saw it she went into the kitchen and banged pots together but the girl was being to loud and didnt hear it! hahah so my mom left because she was fustrated that she couldnt get us to stop...I gained respect for my mom after that, more than I already had, at least she let us finish!!
 rebel777
Joined: 3/22/2007
Msg: 60
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 6/8/2008 8:40:34 PM
my parents never found out I was having sex...I kept the water running in the bathroom
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 65
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/23/2009 10:50:32 PM
When we announced the impending birth, I think.
 EvilLolli
Joined: 12/7/2008
Msg: 67
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 12:44:35 AM
Well I had a pretty open relationship w/ my parents. I told the I was sexaully active, smoked, and drank and wanted condoms and an ashtray. They KNEW at different points though.

Mom(high school):
I am mid-coitus when there is a knock on the door as a teeenager "yea mom(normal response)"
In walks(not the norm) my mother mid cowgirl rodeo, her response " I need to talk when you're done and I hope you are using the condoms I bought you".

Dad(college):
Me: " bringing down my long term boyfriend for spring break, he's sleeping in my room"
Dad: "ok"
Breakfast the first morning, boyfriend at the table, dad cooking.
Dad: "Heard a lot of (bedspring squeaky noises made) last night"
Me: "learned it from you dad, the frame is broke, pass the maple syrup"
Boyfriend literally crawled under the table.

Granted both of these events are after I explained condom keepers and S & M to my parents. I am still a virgin to my Grandparents until I give birth...............

Isn't visual evidence grand?

 bahramthered
Joined: 5/12/2009
Msg: 70
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/24/2009 8:25:55 AM
My parents where convinced I was giving it to a girl when I was 18. Unfortunately I wasn't.

First time they where right is a better story. I was FWB with a woman. One night she suggested we get a camera. We had fun with it. I kept my copy of the pics in my room on top of my dresser. I called my dad over to my place for some car help. Mom being helpful while we where outside dealing with the car decided to carry a load of laundry to my room.

She found the pics and decided to look at them with dad while I ran back to the auto parts store for a replacement part. I don't think I can blame them too bad since the first three pics where clean (I keep them in the order they where shot in). It was horrible then, but I wish I'd been there when she looked at pic 4. My half hard****in Christine's mouth.
 TampaRays
Joined: 7/12/2008
Msg: 80
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 5/28/2009 3:44:50 PM
they walked in on me as I was looking at the bra section of the Sears catalog.
 El_Mariachi
Joined: 4/21/2007
Msg: 88
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 7/22/2009 7:34:04 PM
I told my mom. Hehehehe I still don't think she's over it either.
 HazelRose
Joined: 6/15/2009
Msg: 90
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 7/22/2009 9:20:03 PM
I was 19, and was living on my own when I met the guy of my dreams. The condom broke, and I called my godmother for help.
 parklabrea
Joined: 1/4/2009
Msg: 93
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 7/22/2009 10:32:41 PM
My family happened to rent the first porno I had a role in. I was Sven Holer. the Scandanavian pile driver. They were upset because I was still 15 and and also because I had talked the entire neighborhood into being extras.
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 94
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 7/22/2009 10:45:50 PM
Mine both denied it for years, I knew that they knew but looked the other way. The first time my dad acknowledged it, was when my beau at the time (who became a good friend and confidante to him) mentioned to me that he told Dad that it was weird waking up next to his nose in the morning. I scolded him profusely for Dad believed that I was a virgin. Dad and I never discussed it.

The other time was when Mom (well in to her 70's and divorced from Dad for over 30 years) mentioned that he jumped on and off like a jack rabbit. I let her know that I did not need the information. She then asked me why for she figured that I was a big girl who had at one time in my life had the same experience. Mom is now 89, has dementia and still says pretty much still says what she damned well pleases.
 WalkingInLondon
Joined: 2/21/2005
Msg: 95
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 7/22/2009 11:38:58 PM
My mom is a snooper, and I had been with my boyfriend for six months and we had decided that the time had come to take our relationship to the next level. He took me to my appointment early one morning and waited while I went through the examination and got put on the Pill. Those were the days when you had to wait a whole month before it kicked in, so needless to say, the anticipation was building, and I was nervous as a cat.
Well the month passed, and he had a whole romantic evening planned for us at a friend's home. We were going to go out to dinner, then go back to the house and go at it for the first time. But before the date, my mother comes out of my room and confronts me in the kitchen. She had gone through my purse, found the pills, and was ballistic. She sat me down and lectured me for over an hour about how 'They don't buy the cow if they get the milk for free.' I was so traumatized, I called my bf, told him what happened and canceled the date. I stayed on the pill, and told my mother I was still a virgin, but that I wanted to keep taking them because they helped my period pain and made them so short. She agreed I could stay on them, but two weeks later, I broke up with my boyfriend because of the guilt (I felt like I was leading him on, by not going through with things after all the planning) and I started dating a guy 6 years older than me. Fast forward two months later, he had a ring on my finger, and convinced me to give up my virginity on the top of a mountain in his new Ford Ranger. Needless to say, it was horrible, unromantic, and all the way home I kept thinking to myself 'This is what I was so worked up about?' I felt like an idiot.
Mom found out what had happened about a month later when she found my journal, hidden behind my clothes in my closet. She told me I got what I deserved, and she hoped that I would wait to do it again until I was older and wiser. But then she told me she was glad that I had taken the initiative to get on the pill, so at least there wouldn't be any chance of pregnancy. I don't think she told Dad about it, at least I hope she didn't, he would have been extremely embarrassed.
Looking back, I should have stayed with my boyfriend and waited until I was really ready. He was a really good guy, and he cared a lot for me.
Beth
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 99
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 7/23/2009 10:22:13 PM

My GF and I put an ad in the local paper for another couple, and my parents showed up.

Now if this is true, this is the absolutely most hilarious thing that I have ever read on these forums!
 ~JustSimplyMe~
Joined: 8/18/2006
Msg: 101
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 7/23/2009 10:49:11 PM
when I was 17 and asked my mom to please remember to fill out my birth control prescription...she offered to buy me a pregnancy test instead. She had noticed I hadn't had my period for quite sometime...
She was smarter than I
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 108
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/4/2009 5:14:40 AM

my dog ate a soiled condom and my mom found it whilst picking up the doggie doooo.


YUCK!! LMAO!! Your mom has got to be one of the world's greatest detectives (I know, most moms are). Talk about tainted evidence. Geeeshh.

OP, I left all kinds of clues about my first stabs at sex- the solo kind.
When it came to the more real, two-party stuff, I took it offsite, and my mom just had to speculate. She never confronted me with "evidence", or inquiry, or accusation, (which she did do when I was twelve, after she noticed that a pack of cigarettes was missing) even after my two daughters were born. And I never admitted that I wasn't a virgin.
And that's the way it sits, to this day.
 sub girl wanted
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 111
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 7:43:57 AM
umm my mom walked in our barn while my pants where down at my ankles,and my girl was riding the hell outta me with her legs wrapped around me standing up.i was 17 she was 15.Quite a sight for mom im sure.Lol she was not happy.coitus interruptus maximus!
 damassteel
Joined: 7/22/2009
Msg: 112
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 3:08:03 PM
"I knew instantly when I walked within 7 feet of my Mom. She could smell the girls cum all over my clothes. I swear, women can smell another woman on your clothes.

Also I had a strange smile on my face. Of course I was mysteriously gone all night too. She knew alright. But first she smelled it. Wierd. I didn't know women had that good sniffers.

I was smiling all day. They knew something had changed."


Absolutey true guys, take heed!! Woman have much better senses of smell than we do!
 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 113
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 3:25:19 PM
~OT~ It was the one time I did kiss and tell. Had to tell someone ~ seemed only logical to tell someone that I knew would be judgmental.
 Happily Ever...maybe
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 114
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 5:09:19 PM
Mom found the condom wrapper in the trashcan in the basement bathroom. I flushed the condom but forgot about the wrapper. She didn't give me a hard time or anything, even applauded me for "being careful". Of course she did throw in a comment about that being the one time I cleaned up after myself as a teenager.
 srb272007
Joined: 3/12/2007
Msg: 116
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 6:53:26 PM
what do you mean she smelled you within 7 feet did you have sex with a skunk or something? lol
 Tony11768
Joined: 8/4/2009
Msg: 119
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 9/1/2009 3:38:18 PM
Busted by my Mom at the ripe old age of 16, with my 15 year old girl friend. Mom went out to do the grocery shopping and we thought it would be the perfect opportunity for a quicky

And it would have been.... if my Mom hadn't forgotten her wallet...
 andreu_b
Joined: 11/20/2007
Msg: 122
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 9/2/2009 1:39:20 AM
My parents found out I was having sex shortly after my first time. I was 12 years old and staying with babysitters who had a 17 yo foster daughter. Her and I had been playing spin the bottle and strip games for a couple months and 1 thing lead to another. Next thing we know we are in unused bedroom in the basement doing it when her Foster Father walks in on us. BAD DAY!
 dpk47
Joined: 3/23/2009
Msg: 124
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 9/13/2009 5:47:36 PM
Went out one night without telling my parents. I was 19 at the time though (just starting college.) I had heard enough of how "sex was great" and how I should "wait for the special someone" before I did anything while hearing about all my friends banging every girl that walked by. So, I talked to a girl online, grabbed my keys and went over to her house for the weekend.

Mom called my cell phone constantly (I had it on silent). She threatened to call the cops if I didn't call back. No one said a thing when I came walking into the house with scratch marks down my back and my neck looking like a leopard. They all knew from that point on.
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
Msg: 130
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 9/14/2009 8:29:44 PM
My girlfriends mom was a SERIOUS alcoholic, and called up one night and screamed it at them. Very tasteful.
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