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 ohio07
Joined: 12/27/2008
Msg: 103
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?Page 8 of 8    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
My dad doesn't want to know that any of us are having sex. My sister's are 35, 33 and I just turned 29. I tried to talk about who I was dating the last time and he got all defensive. I mean what the hell. Talking about dating as an adult. Some parents just see you as a "little girl, or boy" even years after puberty, when you don't even look like a child anymore. I find it odd and amusing at the same time.

I could understand the aversion to knowing about sex when your kid is a teenager... But an adult. I mean if we're married, um I assure you we've had sex with that person at SOME point!
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 108
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/4/2009 5:14:40 AM

my dog ate a soiled condom and my mom found it whilst picking up the doggie doooo.


YUCK!! LMAO!! Your mom has got to be one of the world's greatest detectives (I know, most moms are). Talk about tainted evidence. Geeeshh.

OP, I left all kinds of clues about my first stabs at sex- the solo kind.
When it came to the more real, two-party stuff, I took it offsite, and my mom just had to speculate. She never confronted me with "evidence", or inquiry, or accusation, (which she did do when I was twelve, after she noticed that a pack of cigarettes was missing) even after my two daughters were born. And I never admitted that I wasn't a virgin.
And that's the way it sits, to this day.
 sub girl wanted
Joined: 5/1/2008
Msg: 111
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 7:43:57 AM
umm my mom walked in our barn while my pants where down at my ankles,and my girl was riding the hell outta me with her legs wrapped around me standing up.i was 17 she was 15.Quite a sight for mom im sure.Lol she was not happy.coitus interruptus maximus!
 damassteel
Joined: 7/22/2009
Msg: 112
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 3:08:03 PM
"I knew instantly when I walked within 7 feet of my Mom. She could smell the girls cum all over my clothes. I swear, women can smell another woman on your clothes.

Also I had a strange smile on my face. Of course I was mysteriously gone all night too. She knew alright. But first she smelled it. Wierd. I didn't know women had that good sniffers.

I was smiling all day. They knew something had changed."


Absolutey true guys, take heed!! Woman have much better senses of smell than we do!
 verygreeneyez
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 113
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 3:25:19 PM
~OT~ It was the one time I did kiss and tell. Had to tell someone ~ seemed only logical to tell someone that I knew would be judgmental.
 Happily Ever...maybe
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 114
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 5:09:19 PM
Mom found the condom wrapper in the trashcan in the basement bathroom. I flushed the condom but forgot about the wrapper. She didn't give me a hard time or anything, even applauded me for "being careful". Of course she did throw in a comment about that being the one time I cleaned up after myself as a teenager.
 srb272007
Joined: 3/12/2007
Msg: 116
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 8/8/2009 6:53:26 PM
what do you mean she smelled you within 7 feet did you have sex with a skunk or something? lol
 Tony11768
Joined: 8/4/2009
Msg: 119
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 9/1/2009 3:38:18 PM
Busted by my Mom at the ripe old age of 16, with my 15 year old girl friend. Mom went out to do the grocery shopping and we thought it would be the perfect opportunity for a quicky

And it would have been.... if my Mom hadn't forgotten her wallet...
 andreu_b
Joined: 11/20/2007
Msg: 122
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 9/2/2009 1:39:20 AM
My parents found out I was having sex shortly after my first time. I was 12 years old and staying with babysitters who had a 17 yo foster daughter. Her and I had been playing spin the bottle and strip games for a couple months and 1 thing lead to another. Next thing we know we are in unused bedroom in the basement doing it when her Foster Father walks in on us. BAD DAY!
 dpk47
Joined: 3/23/2009
Msg: 124
How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 9/13/2009 5:47:36 PM
Went out one night without telling my parents. I was 19 at the time though (just starting college.) I had heard enough of how "sex was great" and how I should "wait for the special someone" before I did anything while hearing about all my friends banging every girl that walked by. So, I talked to a girl online, grabbed my keys and went over to her house for the weekend.

Mom called my cell phone constantly (I had it on silent). She threatened to call the cops if I didn't call back. No one said a thing when I came walking into the house with scratch marks down my back and my neck looking like a leopard. They all knew from that point on.
 IgorFrankensteen
Joined: 6/29/2009
Msg: 130
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How did your parents find out that you were having sex?
Posted: 9/14/2009 8:29:44 PM
My girlfriends mom was a SERIOUS alcoholic, and called up one night and screamed it at them. Very tasteful.
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