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 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 51
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When you wish that you could be Little Lady's glasses for a few minutes
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 52
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 10:47:03 AM
damn those antlers....
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 53
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 10:58:08 AM
Do they tickle?

OT...when you grow antlers and you're not even a deer
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 54
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Posted: 12/22/2005 11:15:10 AM
when you won't step out the door in fear of seeing a man.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 55
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 11:21:47 AM
you don't need beer goggles any more
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 56
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 11:33:49 AM
When your thinking about going out to get a sexual toy, because you don't own any.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 57
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 11:41:18 AM
When playing reindeer games gets x rated!
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
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Posted: 12/22/2005 11:49:33 AM
you play in these forums just to keep your hands busy.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 59
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 11:55:38 AM
you play in these forums and they don't keep your hands busy enough
 Little Lady
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:04:11 PM
when taking a 30 hour drive is seriously being considered
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 61
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:05:57 PM
Where ya thinkin' about going?

When you wonder what Little Lady would do while in the car for 30 hours!
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
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Posted: 12/22/2005 12:09:28 PM
when men with big mouths excite you... j/k



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Anywhere I am truthfully invited, and will have honest kindness at the other end.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 63
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:27:11 PM
Florida's nice this time of year...just don't make any pitstops in Ohio LOL

When you have to dry hump your dog's leg when you get home
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
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Posted: 12/22/2005 12:39:57 PM
when you grab your hammer and notice for the first time that it feels good in your hand.


OT: could make an interesting drive, stop in Ohio, stop in Georgia, and end in Flordia. Never doing more then meeting and getting to know. I do love to drive.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 65
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:47:37 PM
No Okie in your trunk when you get here. Even if he were to be tied up and gagged!

You start drooling as you cut holes in the melons and wonder what it would feel like.....
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
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Posted: 12/22/2005 12:54:02 PM
when someone mentions melons and your mind goes to cucuumbers.

OT: I drive alone but I do like meeting new people. Just meeting. Besides if he was that good given time,(I'm not a first night thing) then the truck wouldn't continue... hehe
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 67
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:56:18 PM
When someone mentions cucumbers and you wonder if people really eat those things too....
 Little Lady
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Posted: 12/22/2005 2:34:19 PM
^^^^^When you notice that, that statement can be for both male and female.^^^
 Little Lady
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Posted: 12/22/2005 3:17:31 PM
when you have not slept for 5 days because the things that keep poping up in your mind reminds you that things do pop up at night.


OT:Could be a long trip.... but it could be cool to drive around the country and meet POF members. I did the 20 hour drive to London On. in June and met over 150 it was great, but only stayed there 36 hours.
 mcyoung
Joined: 11/15/2005
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Posted: 12/22/2005 10:04:52 PM
Little Lady, you can stop at my placeand spend some time resting up from all that driving.

When your hand has had sex with you so much that it goes to sleep right in the middle of mastrebating. Man, that has to be the ULTIMATE REJECTION!!! LOL
When your boss looks good to you and he's the same sex, and you ain't even gay.
 mcyoung
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 72
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Posted: 12/22/2005 10:06:29 PM
When you become a tailor, just so you can measure croth areas.
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 73
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Posted: 12/22/2005 10:15:03 PM
when your heals are exciting in a whole new way

OT: but I never know where to go when I get to the city for anyone.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 74
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/23/2005 6:45:22 AM
When your blood pressure is through the roof because the nurse taking it is a hottie
 wahya
Joined: 3/1/2006
Msg: 75
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/4/2006 12:57:00 PM
when knotholes in trees get you excited...
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