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 mcyoung
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 103
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When you become a tailor, just so you can measure croth areas.
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 104
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 10:15:03 PM
when your heals are exciting in a whole new way

OT: but I never know where to go when I get to the city for anyone.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 105
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/23/2005 6:45:22 AM
When your blood pressure is through the roof because the nurse taking it is a hottie
 wahya
Joined: 3/1/2006
Msg: 106
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/4/2006 12:57:00 PM
when knotholes in trees get you excited...
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 107
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/4/2006 4:28:07 PM
OK You know your TOO horny when:
your blood supply can't cover both and you're fainting upon arousal at inopportune times....
anyone got the "vapors?" {that's not what it is called, however, it sounds like it should be}
 BBWBLUECATEYEZ
Joined: 11/25/2005
Msg: 108
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/5/2006 6:09:28 AM
When you start making googly eyes at your tampoons.. OR

Reading a forum with the word "horny" in it...
 Angel Eyes_Sassy Mouth
Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 109
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/18/2006 4:10:19 AM
You won't let anyone eat your last cucumber and call it your saturday night date !

Watching National Geographic in hopes of sneeking a peek of the male bison breeding rituals..
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 110
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/21/2006 3:46:52 AM
When you're all over the cover of this months Playboy.
 margoe
Joined: 2/10/2006
Msg: 111
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/22/2006 9:03:55 PM
Your favorite style of swimming is the breast stroke (men or women)
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 113
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 5/11/2006 3:16:53 AM
You break out the Farrah Fawcett poster and a glass of wine

You always look for someone to have cyber/chat/cam sex with, on top of the reality stuff.
 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 115
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 6/1/2006 10:36:16 PM
......you look at that stuffed fish on the wall in a whole new light!
 loverOF none
Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 120
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 6/28/2006 8:51:52 PM
You play with your own nipples....
 Top It
Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 126
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 7/24/2006 9:11:38 PM
You finally realize at "just that moment" you have mastered using the mouse on your computer with your non-dominant hand............
 Top It
Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 128
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 7/26/2006 4:47:29 PM
All the animals in the house have that "we are worried for our own safety again " look on their faces.
 Wild Artist
Joined: 5/10/2005
Msg: 130
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 7/26/2006 10:37:55 PM
When you buy a car with a stick shift and you don't drive.

You practice bringing your knees to your chest just in case.....lol

You try to find a candle that resembles a cucumber, so you don't have to worry about it spoiling.

You do the splits and stick to the floor.

Every man in the bar looks good and you haven't had a drink yet.



doesn't look like it's a beer in his hand.
 Marko_Wylder
Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 133
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 8/8/2006 2:19:09 AM
you go to Amazon.com and look for the book "STOP PAYING FOR SEX! 1001 household items and the uses you never knew they had"
 Wild Artist
Joined: 5/10/2005
Msg: 135
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 8/8/2006 9:05:20 PM
When you get excited hearing your on a stranges favorite list.

When you see this smilie as erotic.

When you get turned on by this smilie
 Hubbyforaniteor2
Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 139
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/1/2006 4:08:25 PM
you need a new pair of underwear, every time the wind blows.

you buy a fan. ( see previous line)

you drive 100 miles to the nearest ABS and buy a ticket to the theater, and its only 9AM.

your favorite sock is getting crusty.

your favorite SOCKS are getting crusty.

you refer to your dates for the weekend as Ms Rosy Palm nad her Five Sisters.

you go BI, since you will have twice the prospects.

you have been surfing online dating sites for years, and still, have yet to get laid or even meet someone from those sites.

your IM has hundreds of contacts, but are NEVER online.

you talk with those Russian, Ghanan, Malaysian, etc scam "girls" because they like it when you talk dirty to them, just send $500 please and I will buy a ticket to visit you.

you keep sending $500.
 davejp84
Joined: 4/29/2006
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/3/2006 5:45:57 AM
(ladies) When his powertools start to turn you on

you want the music up louder in the car (for the vibrations)

(Gents) you masturbate in the shower, then the rain turns you on

you see a beaver (the animal) and start gettin dirty thoughts



 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 142
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/27/2006 11:12:26 PM
You whip out a video camera on your kids' ferrets when they're going at it.
 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 147
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/3/2006 2:09:44 PM
You see Hillary Clinton on TV talking about Bill, and you begin foaming at the mouth.
 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 150
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 11/25/2006 10:05:45 PM
FOR WOMEN................You're turned on by a man in uniform, and it's Cliff, the mailman from "Cheers".

FOR MEN.................When you start cruising the nursing homes looking for "hot single chicks".
 whenyer_strange
Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 152
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 11/25/2006 10:39:42 PM
For Gals:
When every skyscraper looks extremely phallic.
When you find yourself really wanting to rub up against said skyscraper.
When Kermit the Frog looks f**ckable.
When you start keeping all the P**nis picks that the sicko freaks send you via email or IM.
When you start looking for the Sawz-All playtoy attachments.

For Guys:
When you know Ms. Piggy must be absolutely wild in the sack.
When you find that you're getting hot over all the female characters in your children's cartoons (go outside and play now so daddy can watch cartoons).
When you masturbate to pics of Phyllis Diller (or Michael Jackson for that matter). (ok, yes, I hit some serious grossness there.)
When cows udders get you hot (for breast men).

And for both:
When your mouse and or keyboard stop working because you've gotten so much lube, or what not, on them while looking at dirty pics on your computer.
 imshortandcute
Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 155
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/6/2007 10:37:07 AM
what are you doing to that animal
 N*Love
Joined: 2/22/2008
Msg: 157
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 2/29/2008 10:21:36 PM
when you are calling in "sick" to stay at home with "Bob"..
when you can't answer phone calls...
when no amount of chocolate will help..
when you come on pof at 3 am and only answer sex questions..
when you start looking through intimate encounters profiles...
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