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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 10:15:03 PM | when your heals are exciting in a whole new way
OT: but I never know where to go when I get to the city for anyone. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/4/2006 4:28:07 PM | OK You know your TOO horny when:
your blood supply can't cover both and you're fainting upon arousal at inopportune times....
anyone got the "vapors?" {that's not what it is called, however, it sounds like it should be}  | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/5/2006 6:09:28 AM | When you start making googly eyes at your tampoons.. OR
Reading a forum with the word "horny" in it... | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/18/2006 4:10:19 AM | You won't let anyone eat your last cucumber and call it your saturday night date !
Watching National Geographic in hopes of sneeking a peek of the male bison breeding rituals..  | |
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margoe
| | Joined: 2/10/2006
Msg: 111 | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 5/11/2006 3:16:53 AM | You break out the Farrah Fawcett poster and a glass of wine
You always look for someone to have cyber/chat/cam sex with, on top of the reality stuff. | |
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Top It
| | Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 126 | |
| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 7/24/2006 9:11:38 PM | | You finally realize at "just that moment" you have mastered using the mouse on your computer with your non-dominant hand............ | |
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Top It
| | Joined: 5/26/2006
Msg: 128 | |
| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 7/26/2006 4:47:29 PM | | All the animals in the house have that "we are worried for our own safety again " look on their faces. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 7/26/2006 10:37:55 PM | When you buy a car with a stick shift and you don't drive.
You practice bringing your knees to your chest just in case.....lol
You try to find a candle that resembles a cucumber, so you don't have to worry about it spoiling.
You do the splits and stick to the floor.
Every man in the bar looks good and you haven't had a drink yet.
 doesn't look like it's a beer in his hand. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 8/8/2006 2:19:09 AM | | you go to Amazon.com and look for the book "STOP PAYING FOR SEX! 1001 household items and the uses you never knew they had" | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 8/8/2006 9:05:20 PM | When you get excited hearing your on a stranges favorite list.
When you see this smilie  as erotic.
When you get turned on by this smilie  | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/1/2006 4:08:25 PM | you need a new pair of underwear, every time the wind blows.
you buy a fan. ( see previous line)
you drive 100 miles to the nearest ABS and buy a ticket to the theater, and its only 9AM.
your favorite sock is getting crusty.
your favorite SOCKS are getting crusty.
you refer to your dates for the weekend as Ms Rosy Palm nad her Five Sisters.
you go BI, since you will have twice the prospects.
you have been surfing online dating sites for years, and still, have yet to get laid or even meet someone from those sites.
your IM has hundreds of contacts, but are NEVER online.
you talk with those Russian, Ghanan, Malaysian, etc scam "girls" because they like it when you talk dirty to them, just send $500 please and I will buy a ticket to visit you.
you keep sending $500. | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/3/2006 5:45:57 AM | (ladies) When his powertools start to turn you on
you want the music up louder in the car (for the vibrations)
(Gents) you masturbate in the shower, then the rain turns you on
you see a beaver (the animal) and start gettin dirty thoughts
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 11/25/2006 10:05:45 PM | FOR WOMEN................You're turned on by a man in uniform, and it's Cliff, the mailman from "Cheers".
FOR MEN.................When you start cruising the nursing homes looking for "hot single chicks". | |
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| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 11/25/2006 10:39:42 PM | For Gals:
When every skyscraper looks extremely phallic.
When you find yourself really wanting to rub up against said skyscraper.
When Kermit the Frog looks f**ckable.
When you start keeping all the P**nis picks that the sicko freaks send you via email or IM.
When you start looking for the Sawz-All playtoy attachments.
For Guys:
When you know Ms. Piggy must be absolutely wild in the sack.
When you find that you're getting hot over all the female characters in your children's cartoons (go outside and play now so daddy can watch cartoons).
When you masturbate to pics of Phyllis Diller (or Michael Jackson for that matter). (ok, yes, I hit some serious grossness there.)
When cows udders get you hot (for breast men).
And for both:
When your mouse and or keyboard stop working because you've gotten so much lube, or what not, on them while looking at dirty pics on your computer. | |
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N*Love
| | Joined: 2/22/2008
Msg: 157 | |
| You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 2/29/2008 10:21:36 PM | when you are calling in "sick" to stay at home with "Bob"..
when you can't answer phone calls...
when no amount of chocolate will help..
when you come on pof at 3 am and only answer sex questions..
when you start looking through intimate encounters profiles... | |
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