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 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 59
You Know Youre Too Horny When...Page 6 of 9    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9)
you play in these forums and they don't keep your hands busy enough
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 60
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:04:11 PM
when taking a 30 hour drive is seriously being considered
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 61
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:05:57 PM
Where ya thinkin' about going?

When you wonder what Little Lady would do while in the car for 30 hours!
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 62
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Posted: 12/22/2005 12:09:28 PM
when men with big mouths excite you... j/k



OT:
Anywhere I am truthfully invited, and will have honest kindness at the other end.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 63
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:27:11 PM
Florida's nice this time of year...just don't make any pitstops in Ohio LOL

When you have to dry hump your dog's leg when you get home
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 64
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Posted: 12/22/2005 12:39:57 PM
when you grab your hammer and notice for the first time that it feels good in your hand.


OT: could make an interesting drive, stop in Ohio, stop in Georgia, and end in Flordia. Never doing more then meeting and getting to know. I do love to drive.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 65
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:47:37 PM
No Okie in your trunk when you get here. Even if he were to be tied up and gagged!

You start drooling as you cut holes in the melons and wonder what it would feel like.....
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 66
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Posted: 12/22/2005 12:54:02 PM
when someone mentions melons and your mind goes to cucuumbers.

OT: I drive alone but I do like meeting new people. Just meeting. Besides if he was that good given time,(I'm not a first night thing) then the truck wouldn't continue... hehe
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 67
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 12:56:18 PM
When someone mentions cucumbers and you wonder if people really eat those things too....
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 69
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Posted: 12/22/2005 2:34:19 PM
^^^^^When you notice that, that statement can be for both male and female.^^^
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 70
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/22/2005 3:17:31 PM
when you have not slept for 5 days because the things that keep poping up in your mind reminds you that things do pop up at night.


OT:Could be a long trip.... but it could be cool to drive around the country and meet POF members. I did the 20 hour drive to London On. in June and met over 150 it was great, but only stayed there 36 hours.
 mcyoung
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 71
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Posted: 12/22/2005 10:04:52 PM
Little Lady, you can stop at my placeand spend some time resting up from all that driving.

When your hand has had sex with you so much that it goes to sleep right in the middle of mastrebating. Man, that has to be the ULTIMATE REJECTION!!! LOL
When your boss looks good to you and he's the same sex, and you ain't even gay.
 mcyoung
Joined: 11/15/2005
Msg: 72
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Posted: 12/22/2005 10:06:29 PM
When you become a tailor, just so you can measure croth areas.
 Little Lady
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 73
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Posted: 12/22/2005 10:15:03 PM
when your heals are exciting in a whole new way

OT: but I never know where to go when I get to the city for anyone.
 Buck00012000
Joined: 4/2/2005
Msg: 74
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 12/23/2005 6:45:22 AM
When your blood pressure is through the roof because the nurse taking it is a hottie
 wahya
Joined: 3/1/2006
Msg: 75
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/4/2006 12:57:00 PM
when knotholes in trees get you excited...
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
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Posted: 4/4/2006 4:28:07 PM
OK You know your TOO horny when:
your blood supply can't cover both and you're fainting upon arousal at inopportune times....
anyone got the "vapors?" {that's not what it is called, however, it sounds like it should be}
 Angel Eyes_Sassy Mouth
Joined: 10/11/2005
Msg: 77
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/18/2006 4:10:19 AM
You won't let anyone eat your last cucumber and call it your saturday night date !

Watching National Geographic in hopes of sneeking a peek of the male bison breeding rituals..
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 78
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 4/21/2006 3:46:52 AM
When you're all over the cover of this months Playboy.
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 80
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 5/11/2006 3:16:53 AM
You break out the Farrah Fawcett poster and a glass of wine

You always look for someone to have cyber/chat/cam sex with, on top of the reality stuff.
 loverOF none
Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 81
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 6/28/2006 8:51:52 PM
You play with your own nipples....
 Hubbyforaniteor2
Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 82
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/1/2006 4:08:25 PM
you need a new pair of underwear, every time the wind blows.

you buy a fan. ( see previous line)

you drive 100 miles to the nearest ABS and buy a ticket to the theater, and its only 9AM.

your favorite sock is getting crusty.

your favorite SOCKS are getting crusty.

you refer to your dates for the weekend as Ms Rosy Palm nad her Five Sisters.

you go BI, since you will have twice the prospects.

you have been surfing online dating sites for years, and still, have yet to get laid or even meet someone from those sites.

your IM has hundreds of contacts, but are NEVER online.

you talk with those Russian, Ghanan, Malaysian, etc scam "girls" because they like it when you talk dirty to them, just send $500 please and I will buy a ticket to visit you.

you keep sending $500.
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