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 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 92
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You break out the Farrah Fawcett poster and a glass of wine

You always look for someone to have cyber/chat/cam sex with, on top of the reality stuff.
 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 93
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 6/1/2006 10:36:16 PM
......you look at that stuffed fish on the wall in a whole new light!
 loverOF none
Joined: 6/14/2006
Msg: 94
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 6/28/2006 8:51:52 PM
You play with your own nipples....
 Hubbyforaniteor2
Joined: 8/26/2006
Msg: 97
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/1/2006 4:08:25 PM
you need a new pair of underwear, every time the wind blows.

you buy a fan. ( see previous line)

you drive 100 miles to the nearest ABS and buy a ticket to the theater, and its only 9AM.

your favorite sock is getting crusty.

your favorite SOCKS are getting crusty.

you refer to your dates for the weekend as Ms Rosy Palm nad her Five Sisters.

you go BI, since you will have twice the prospects.

you have been surfing online dating sites for years, and still, have yet to get laid or even meet someone from those sites.

your IM has hundreds of contacts, but are NEVER online.

you talk with those Russian, Ghanan, Malaysian, etc scam "girls" because they like it when you talk dirty to them, just send $500 please and I will buy a ticket to visit you.

you keep sending $500.
 davejp84
Joined: 4/29/2006
Msg: 98
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You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/3/2006 5:45:57 AM
(ladies) When his powertools start to turn you on

you want the music up louder in the car (for the vibrations)

(Gents) you masturbate in the shower, then the rain turns you on

you see a beaver (the animal) and start gettin dirty thoughts



 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 99
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 9/27/2006 11:12:26 PM
You whip out a video camera on your kids' ferrets when they're going at it.
 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 100
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/3/2006 2:09:44 PM
You see Hillary Clinton on TV talking about Bill, and you begin foaming at the mouth.
 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 101
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 11/25/2006 10:05:45 PM
FOR WOMEN................You're turned on by a man in uniform, and it's Cliff, the mailman from "Cheers".

FOR MEN.................When you start cruising the nursing homes looking for "hot single chicks".
 whenyer_strange
Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 102
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 11/25/2006 10:39:42 PM
For Gals:
When every skyscraper looks extremely phallic.
When you find yourself really wanting to rub up against said skyscraper.
When Kermit the Frog looks f**ckable.
When you start keeping all the P**nis picks that the sicko freaks send you via email or IM.
When you start looking for the Sawz-All playtoy attachments.

For Guys:
When you know Ms. Piggy must be absolutely wild in the sack.
When you find that you're getting hot over all the female characters in your children's cartoons (go outside and play now so daddy can watch cartoons).
When you masturbate to pics of Phyllis Diller (or Michael Jackson for that matter). (ok, yes, I hit some serious grossness there.)
When cows udders get you hot (for breast men).

And for both:
When your mouse and or keyboard stop working because you've gotten so much lube, or what not, on them while looking at dirty pics on your computer.
 imshortandcute
Joined: 7/7/2007
Msg: 103
You Know Youre Too Horny When...
Posted: 10/6/2007 10:37:07 AM
what are you doing to that animal
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