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 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 6
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When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!Page 2 of 2    (1, 2)
ROFLMFAO!!!

oh dude SO true! been there done that lost the T-shirt!

you missed one :
totally heterosexual girls will make out with there girlfriends "cause they think it looks HOT
that reminds me:
after the 16th drink you find your self doing your best impresion of Paris Hilton!
 livewirehere
Joined: 8/10/2004
Msg: 7
When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 10/12/2005 10:28:06 PM
LMAO snorkeler~~~ The last 2 times I've gone out I've had a 20-something year old girl ((very drunk, by the way)) come up and ask me to dance...... Of course, the dates I was with were a bit disappointed when they realized it wasn't them they were after.... ~~~ Cracks me up....
 blazin_beauty04
Joined: 1/28/2005
Msg: 8
When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 10/13/2005 2:49:04 PM
hahaha . i can relate to some of those for sure.. :D
 JUSTINBOY88
Joined: 5/27/2005
Msg: 15
When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 10/15/2005 3:05:26 AM
i always liked it when the lady sitting next to me found my deep spiritual side
 mustangsally1273
Joined: 8/30/2005
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When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 10/16/2005 8:14:58 PM
That was too much!!! I'm leaking oil now...I cannot stop laughing....Have to climb back up onto my chair....
 mitch in tampa
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 29
When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 10/25/2005 6:37:38 AM
Ugh! I was dating one woman earlier this year that got totally blitzed (11 beers in 3 hours) at a club I normally hang at. I'm good friends with the owner, managers, the employees and most of the regulars.

She proceeded to insult everyone, especially this one heavyset couple who she labeled as "God's Gift to Pillsbury".

Suffice it to say, after she sobered up the next morning and I let her drive, I told her to get lost.

Mitch
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 32
When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 12/1/2005 5:39:34 PM
You for got one, when I get drunk, I get warm between the legs, and then it hits me I am horney. When it hits me I just say it, and my husband takes me home right away.
Not that I go out and drink very much, about three times a year.
 kraftdinner
Joined: 10/19/2004
Msg: 34
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When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 12/2/2005 7:43:05 PM
Am i out of this world????
 BrdSaveMe__
Joined: 3/30/2007
Msg: 41
When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 12/10/2008 12:48:12 AM
#5 is the funniest because last weekend someone took me to Wah Too's or someother Chinese restaurant around there my egg roll fell on the floor and well I ate it evn thou it took me about a good 15 seconds to pick it up... but the best thing about it all is now i have a full proof strategy for the more embarassing parts of being drunk always carry extra concealer to prevent the hooker look and more importantly always remeber that when something you do reminds you of this post it means ur drunk
 mirage01
Joined: 2/28/2009
Msg: 43
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When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 4/1/2009 3:59:54 PM
This is great but there's two things I'd like to add!
#1. Having your friends looking frantically for you..only to find you kissing some geek in front of the mens room.

#2. The next day denying any knowledge of anything that your friends say you "supposedly" did!!
 junobug
Joined: 10/1/2008
Msg: 44
When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 4/2/2009 3:18:53 PM
so not me but i've seen it all lol.... ok maybe me a long time ago :P
 enszygirl44
Joined: 3/12/2008
Msg: 45
When girls drink to much.....lol...its true ladys!!!!!!
Posted: 4/3/2009 6:13:13 PM
... hilarious...best read yet!
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