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 mustangsally1273
Joined: 8/30/2005
Msg: 26
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ROTFLMAO!!! I think I have to go out more often!!! This is great!!! LOL
 AnGeLbEaNz
Joined: 4/15/2005
Msg: 27
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:43:34 AM
him: I lost my phone number can i have yours?


her: well you know your name look it up in the phone book!
 leafslady
Joined: 6/8/2005
Msg: 28
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:47:36 AM
Him....."So,when are we going to get together?"

Her...."I don't know...when is Hell going to freeze over?"
 mustangsally1273
Joined: 8/30/2005
Msg: 29
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:50:31 AM
I SOOO need to write these down!!! Too funny...and if they can't take a joke you KNOW that's not any good!!!
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 30
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:50:33 AM
Him:
You're really hottttt

Her:
Your're really stupid
 good n plenty
Joined: 9/19/2005
Msg: 31
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:52:22 AM
I was shooting pool one night when a woman walked up and asked
"want to play with me ?"
I told her " maybe later, but you still have to put your 50 cents up on the table"

talk about a wet hen !!!!!
 nevergetanyreplies
Joined: 7/28/2005
Msg: 32
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Posted: 11/7/2005 5:53:18 AM
Him...We should go halfers on a baby.

Her...I said I wanted babies not rabies.
 MursPlace
Joined: 10/22/2005
Msg: 33
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Posted: 11/7/2005 10:18:58 AM
Ouch most don’t give a person a chance. Time to give a few of life’s experiences on lines that only happen a few times in life.
In the spirit of fun.
Here are a couple of actual lines that seemed to do the job just fine.

Her: Do you know the difference between a 9 and a 10?

Him: hmm, I could guess but I’d rather you tell me.

Her: A 10 swallows.

>>>> Next up that really is good if delivered at the right time.

Her: All you want to do is get naked and have sex.

Him: No I have a 48 hour rule when it comes to first dates.

Her: What’s a 48 hour rule?

Him: For the first 48 hours my pants stay on but yours are totally optional.
 Disco Daddy
Joined: 8/10/2005
Msg: 34
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Posted: 11/7/2005 10:25:00 AM
Hey hey now... I am often forced to use the "is this seat empty?" line. I swear it's only because the seat was empty though... so ladies, if you ever see me out and about, and I use this line. Please be gentle. I mean no harm.

Her: You're really hot!

Him: Yeah, I know.
 HB2
Joined: 5/11/2005
Msg: 35
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Posted: 11/7/2005 10:26:00 AM
Too funny!!!!!

*reaches for towel to wipe keyboard*
 Summer Teeth
Joined: 6/15/2005
Msg: 36
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Posted: 11/7/2005 10:26:40 AM
So how do you gals respond to "Hi. How are you?" What do you do? Shoot him or knife him on the spot?
 çòúntrÿLÏn
Joined: 3/18/2005
Msg: 37
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Posted: 11/8/2005 12:20:16 AM
not a man hater... lol......

here's one for both genders:

guy: care to dance?

her: no sorry

guy: oh pardon me... you thought I asked you to dance.. I said your fat in those pants.

______________________

this one I used...

guy: would you like to dance

me: no sorry, maybe later

guy: what are you a lesbian?

me: I am if your the alternative

** he didnt come back for that dance lol
 rory27
Joined: 2/14/2005
Msg: 38
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Posted: 11/8/2005 12:41:46 AM
Him: "There's an angel missing because you must have just fell from heaven"


Her: "And you just fell from grace with that comment."
 Tinkle
Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 39
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Posted: 11/8/2005 12:45:30 AM
If a women asked me those, I wouldn't be rude about it but take it as a compliment. Hell, even if a guy did maybe. No, I'm not gay or bi....
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 11/8/2005 1:07:03 AM
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?


I think im going to fart
 Bright Delight 4 U
Joined: 12/29/2004
Msg: 41
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Posted: 11/8/2005 12:10:49 PM
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
 Bright Delight 4 U
Joined: 12/29/2004
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Posted: 11/8/2005 12:14:18 PM
Say, I remember you. You were in my wet dream last night.
 AnGeLbEaNz
Joined: 4/15/2005
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Posted: 11/8/2005 4:11:53 PM
Him: Hows ur head?

Her: good, why?

Him: I'll be the judge of that!
 TechnoBear
Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 44
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Posted: 11/8/2005 4:25:51 PM

Why do you have to respond with a put down - sometimes it takes a lot for a guy or a girl to say anything. If it's a compliment and not a down and out com on, why not say thank you.


Thank you Blue eyes! I was thinking the same thing.

In fact I think its very classy to respond as if the other person was a worthwhile human being. There's too much credit being given to clever but cruel treatment these days, IMHO.

Oh, and if I ask you if "that seat is taken", its because I need the chair!
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