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 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 87
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?Page 2 of 11    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
smile Gotta love this woman...well this is why I do...
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 89
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/9/2005 6:50:54 PM
ah smiles a woman after my own heart....men aren't kept...this really is a silly topic, that's why I was being funny with it...it's not keeping a man at all, unless you have restraints...locked up tied down,...oh yeah that's me!! hahaha Some of us ladies know how to make a man outrageously HAPPY so he doesn't want to leave. No rags or choloform needed. If a man who's with me wants to leave, and gets lost, I'll point him to the door. No biggie. He stays because he wants to I let him stay if I want him to. I thought this was really simple, and I can't post anymore, sorry, but I lost a piece to my Fisher Price Set...I can't rest until I find that yellow diamond that goes into the shape ball thingy.....waaaa...
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 91
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/9/2005 7:20:50 PM
oh baby princess, I think that's the thing. It's not about really finding or landing one, it's once you encounter that rare treasure, you don't keep each other, he doesn't KEEP me and I don't KEEP him. We just wanna be with each other, and that's the magnetism or glue or whatever that holds it all together. If it's the right one, you don't have to keep each other because both of you would rather be there with other than anywhere else on the face of the earth...this "keeping" thing sorry is just alien to me.
 rubybaby
Joined: 5/10/2005
Msg: 92
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/9/2005 7:24:12 PM
I'm a girl but... Fishing lol
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 95
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/10/2005 7:57:40 AM
Holy Very, very interesting....HMMM, a woman fishing on a dating site, and your description of "poor, unsuspecting man" sorry, but that's hysterically funny!! Are you lost? You DO know what this is right? hahaha
 PhyneLiquor
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 97
Three C's for men to keep women..
Posted: 11/10/2005 10:10:11 AM
what is the equivalent list for men to keep a woman?

Three C's?

-caring

-cash

-cunnilingus (and plenty of it) ... ???
 PhyneLiquor
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 103
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/10/2005 1:54:47 PM
holymoly might as well just invest in a blow-up fukk-doll; "she" likely would never talk back, always be 'ready'..and 'wet' with the help of a little K-Y..

that's what he seems to want anyway..and hire a maid..or just go with a maid and the occasional hooker..

or maybe a poor immigrant maid who could be coerced into 'giving some up' for a generous 'tip'..preferably one that speaks no English..

seems to be all the "relationship" that someone at his level of emotional maturity could handle..

maybe 'mr.clean' as well, after he gets done doing a Michael Douglas "Falling Down" act, blowing up the world with rage/frustration/hatred....
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 109
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/10/2005 4:46:21 PM
live Ahh...a woman after my own heart!!
OT: You can only "keep" your man by just being yourself.
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 114
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 3:33:05 AM
@ katherine.....bus has arrived ALL ABOARD.........
and for being naughty....you get to sit in the back
 PhyneLiquor
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 132
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 11:24:52 AM
^^^^

@ holymoly:


It takes a special women to do the Feeding and Folding... anyone woman can do the f*cking one.


well, I think any man could pretty much cook & fold..as well..as a woman..can..

from what I hear, NOT all men are any good at f*cking..

In fact, some can't at all.. (ED or impotence)..

are you one of them ? is that possibly why you seem so bitter??

Talk to your doctor..
 cuter_than_anyone
Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 137
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 1:42:50 PM
he claims to be an above average guy with an above average intelligence.

please. he sounds like a million other losers that end up on an episode of COPS. but hey, it is network tv
 cuter_than_anyone
Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 140
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 1:53:58 PM
mandatory is the wrong word i think

i wasn't refering to his original post. the ones that came after it mainly
 PhyneLiquor
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 141
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 2:02:09 PM
^^^

I think it's the "medications" that are CAUSING them.. ;)

LSD, peyote, mescaline?
 cuter_than_anyone
Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 143
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 2:07:50 PM
she knows how to keep her man, but her man is on a dating site looking for a long term relationship?

you're very stupid. it's hurting me. stop
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 144
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 3:01:03 PM
cuter Beat me to the punch....good job. I'm wondering if his woman leaks air...around the valve in the back of her head.
OT: Kept men aren't on dating sites looking to get involved....DUH!! I know this has got to be a pond because something definitely is smelling fishy....okay lame pun..
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 145
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 11:36:04 PM
There are no guarantee's that anyone will keep another forever,
Circumstance change, choices are made, then there is the unavoidable death,
so if there is someone special in your life now cherish the moments it will never come back
TIME is a constant play button with no stop ,pause..or fast forward.
If you are single revel in your singledom too.
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 152
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/15/2005 4:03:00 AM
sas Lets the air out?? Now that's funny, I don't care WHO you are!! haha
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 156
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/17/2005 3:41:05 PM
angel and katherine...Thanks, ladies....funny, funny stuff!! Gave me the giggles!! Good job. (note to self: check the owner's manual).
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 157
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/17/2005 5:43:43 PM
Quote : Chains and cgaes in the basement works too... so I'm told.





@ Ula -don't hogtie him however -cuts off the circulation.
 passionteman
Joined: 3/7/2005
Msg: 160
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/18/2005 8:05:39 AM
Men are "visual". We look at women everywhere and crave for them, so if you really like to keep a guy in your relationship for a long time, don't leave a bit of sperm in his testicles. That way, he will wake up in the morning, have breakfast, go to work and then when he comes back, he would spend time with you together 'cause he won't think about sex anymore until the "sack" gets filled again. Then start doing the same thing again. lol.
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