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 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 95
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?Page 9 of 11    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11)
Holy Very, very interesting....HMMM, a woman fishing on a dating site, and your description of "poor, unsuspecting man" sorry, but that's hysterically funny!! Are you lost? You DO know what this is right? hahaha
 PhyneLiquor
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 97
Three C's for men to keep women..
Posted: 11/10/2005 10:10:11 AM
what is the equivalent list for men to keep a woman?

Three C's?

-caring

-cash

-cunnilingus (and plenty of it) ... ???
 PhyneLiquor
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 103
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/10/2005 1:54:47 PM
holymoly might as well just invest in a blow-up fukk-doll; "she" likely would never talk back, always be 'ready'..and 'wet' with the help of a little K-Y..

that's what he seems to want anyway..and hire a maid..or just go with a maid and the occasional hooker..

or maybe a poor immigrant maid who could be coerced into 'giving some up' for a generous 'tip'..preferably one that speaks no English..

seems to be all the "relationship" that someone at his level of emotional maturity could handle..

maybe 'mr.clean' as well, after he gets done doing a Michael Douglas "Falling Down" act, blowing up the world with rage/frustration/hatred....
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 109
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/10/2005 4:46:21 PM
live Ahh...a woman after my own heart!!
OT: You can only "keep" your man by just being yourself.
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 114
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 3:33:05 AM
@ katherine.....bus has arrived ALL ABOARD.........
and for being naughty....you get to sit in the back
 PhyneLiquor
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 132
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 11:24:52 AM
^^^^

@ holymoly:


It takes a special women to do the Feeding and Folding... anyone woman can do the f*cking one.


well, I think any man could pretty much cook & fold..as well..as a woman..can..

from what I hear, NOT all men are any good at f*cking..

In fact, some can't at all.. (ED or impotence)..

are you one of them ? is that possibly why you seem so bitter??

Talk to your doctor..
 cuter_than_anyone
Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 137
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 1:42:50 PM
he claims to be an above average guy with an above average intelligence.

please. he sounds like a million other losers that end up on an episode of COPS. but hey, it is network tv
 cuter_than_anyone
Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 140
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 1:53:58 PM
mandatory is the wrong word i think

i wasn't refering to his original post. the ones that came after it mainly
 PhyneLiquor
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 141
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 2:02:09 PM
^^^

I think it's the "medications" that are CAUSING them.. ;)

LSD, peyote, mescaline?
 cuter_than_anyone
Joined: 10/28/2005
Msg: 143
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 2:07:50 PM
she knows how to keep her man, but her man is on a dating site looking for a long term relationship?

you're very stupid. it's hurting me. stop
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 144
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 3:01:03 PM
cuter Beat me to the punch....good job. I'm wondering if his woman leaks air...around the valve in the back of her head.
OT: Kept men aren't on dating sites looking to get involved....DUH!! I know this has got to be a pond because something definitely is smelling fishy....okay lame pun..
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 145
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/11/2005 11:36:04 PM
There are no guarantee's that anyone will keep another forever,
Circumstance change, choices are made, then there is the unavoidable death,
so if there is someone special in your life now cherish the moments it will never come back
TIME is a constant play button with no stop ,pause..or fast forward.
If you are single revel in your singledom too.
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 152
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/15/2005 4:03:00 AM
sas Lets the air out?? Now that's funny, I don't care WHO you are!! haha
 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 156
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/17/2005 3:41:05 PM
angel and katherine...Thanks, ladies....funny, funny stuff!! Gave me the giggles!! Good job. (note to self: check the owner's manual).
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 157
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/17/2005 5:43:43 PM
Quote : Chains and cgaes in the basement works too... so I'm told.





@ Ula -don't hogtie him however -cuts off the circulation.
 passionteman
Joined: 3/7/2005
Msg: 160
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/18/2005 8:05:39 AM
Men are "visual". We look at women everywhere and crave for them, so if you really like to keep a guy in your relationship for a long time, don't leave a bit of sperm in his testicles. That way, he will wake up in the morning, have breakfast, go to work and then when he comes back, he would spend time with you together 'cause he won't think about sex anymore until the "sack" gets filled again. Then start doing the same thing again. lol.
 passionteman
Joined: 3/7/2005
Msg: 162
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 11/18/2005 6:08:14 PM
memphispetite


know what passionate - my grandma gave me the same advice, literally, only she added that men are so brain-dead after sex that it makes them easier to manipulate

wisdom of the ages


I actually do better in my tests and exams when I am in a relationship and there is sex involved. I stay more focussed. If I am not in a relationship, like right now. It is too distracting.
 rudvor
Joined: 8/22/2005
Msg: 164
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 1/5/2006 8:46:43 AM
Are you accepting any other takers on that??

 bucsgirl
Joined: 3/2/2005
Msg: 165
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 1/5/2006 9:35:15 AM
Can't believe noone's pushed the flush lever yet!! haha
 NightMare_Barbie
Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 170
Ladies. Do you really want to know how to keep your man?
Posted: 3/22/2006 3:37:46 AM
There are some GOOD men out there we just have to not give up and keep trying and give it more than just one shot at it go out a few times with the man, and if you do not "click" than why not just stay as friend's instead of causing the man heartache and the women heartache.

~Good luck to all~

The 3 F's as i recall hearing....

Find em
**** em
Forget em

(thats what i recall but i do not, live by that or go by that at all!)
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