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 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 6
Re: Intimate EncounterPage 2 of 2    (1, 2)
Yup. Pants have to be off for an intimate encounter.

According to the Intimate Encounter Rulebook, section 4, subsection 2.2:

"The encountee and the encounter, must, in order to achieve the desired level of intimacy, must either disrobe completely or partially. Any failure to adhere to this rule will result in a loss of interest for one or both parties."
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 11
Re: Rules 2 Intimate Encounters
Posted: 6/25/2004 8:27:57 PM
Rule 6 is needed in case those open sores are present as well.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 13
Re: Rules 2 Intimate Encounters
Posted: 6/25/2004 8:46:21 PM
Rule 7 a

Clear liquid - Good
Milky discharge - Bad
Dispensing whole kiwi fruit - Strange and Likeky Bad
Finding a whole Vietnamese family in one or more bodily cavities - Priceless...er no, that's bad.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 15
Re: Rules 2 Intimate Encounters
Posted: 6/25/2004 8:54:20 PM
Or mix with Hershey's Quik and enjoy.

Ogh...I almost made myself barf with that one. Sorry...EEeeeeerp!
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 17
Re: Rules 2 Intimate Encounters
Posted: 6/26/2004 11:45:41 AM
Rule 9a - Applicable only to goats:

Everything sits well in my gut. Well, it does if enough shredded newspaper is immediately consumed. Do not induce vomiting.
 GoatSmell
Joined: 5/27/2004
Msg: 19
Re: Rules 2 Intimate Encounters
Posted: 6/26/2004 11:58:44 AM
Rule 9c:

If it comes out of the goat's nose, it is considered safe. If in the likely event both ends begin to leak, carefully place goat into a dumpster and alert the Hazardous Bio-Waste Team.

Intimacy can get messy.
 Green eyed lady
Joined: 7/2/2004
Msg: 23
Re: Intimate Encounter
Posted: 7/5/2004 10:28:07 AM
no doubt... i totally agree.... i like your thinking demonic... you are a total angel ! ; )
 Ticketoride
Joined: 6/3/2004
Msg: 25
Re: Intimate Encounter
Posted: 7/5/2004 6:27:48 PM
Do they actually say "Thank You"?
 the_big_bad_wolf
Joined: 11/11/2004
Msg: 26
Intimate Encounter
Posted: 11/12/2004 7:00:10 AM
well usually intimate enc.. to me cause i usually go under that catigory.. it means your looking for sex straight up so theres no surprises! the rest is up to the couple interested..
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