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 djkimmyp
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 1
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I heard a really great toast the other day and it got me thinking about all the other one's im sure i haven't heard yet, so let's have em.

The one i heard was "Here's to leather, here's to lace, here's to guy's that give good face!"
love it!
 alttlyzr
Joined: 10/26/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 11/22/2005 2:41:46 PM
I drink to your health, when I'm with you
I drink to your health, when I'm alone
I drink to your health so often
I'm starting to worry about my own
 djkimmyp
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 11/23/2005 3:15:58 PM
Good one's guy's!!!! Keep 'em coming! LOL
 MeNowYou2
Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 11/29/2005 7:54:55 PM
Here's to the hole that never heals, the more you rub it the better it feels.
And all the soap this side of hell won't wash away that fishy smell.
 sammysalt
Joined: 9/7/2005
Msg: 5
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Posted: 11/29/2005 9:06:23 PM
I toast you once to be nice,
I toast you twice to see you laugh,
I toast you a third time to get you a little tippy.
I toast you four times so I can take you home.
Hell I toast you five times so you will look like a ten.

Yea, when you say this toast your honestly drunk.
 Drewfus
Joined: 11/27/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 12/1/2005 8:08:05 PM
Here's to the girl that lives on the hill
If she won't do it, her sister will
Here's to her sister.

 Acecomedian
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 7
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Posted: 3/21/2006 3:00:46 PM
The wonderful love of a beautiful maid
The love of a staunch young man
The love of a baby unafraid
As existed since time began.

But the greatest love the love of loves
Even greater than that of mother
Is the tender passionate infinite love?
Of one drunken sod to another.
 AnneC
Joined: 2/26/2006
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Posted: 3/21/2006 3:53:42 PM
I think this is how it goes from nominated worst movie that I wasted an hour and a half watching and that was gained was this toast lol!!

Here's to the men we love..
Here's to the men who love us..
The men "WE LOVE" will never love us..
So **** the men and here's to us!
 Namaste67
Joined: 2/8/2007
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Posted: 2/22/2007 6:40:04 PM


HERE'S TO BEING SINGLE...
DRINKING DOUBLES...
AND SEEING TRIPLE ! ( hic )
 daffie
Joined: 5/21/2010
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Posted: 7/2/2010 7:27:39 AM
....one of the best?
is...

"up yours!"...
 Molly Maude
Joined: 9/11/2008
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Posted: 1/29/2011 12:32:24 PM
there's one I've been trying to remember ... my Irish husband used to use ... it started:

May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face ...

but I can't remember the rest ... it ended something like ...

and may you be in Heaven 30 minutes before the Devil knows you've died ...

or something like that ... anyone?
 jojoaus
Joined: 10/28/2007
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Posted: 2/1/2011 10:51:17 PM
May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
The rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of his hand.

Is that it Molly Maude? I just googled the first line and found an Irish blessing... its a longer poem than the cut and paste I did....
 Molly Maude
Joined: 9/11/2008
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Posted: 2/4/2011 6:10:26 PM
that's VERY CLOSE ... Jojoaus ... that one is lovely ... I like it very much ... thank you ...

maybe I got the BEGINNING wrong ... I know it ended something like ... "may you be in Heaven 30 minutes before the Devil's heard you're dead!"

my hubby held that line dear ... he had the plaque right where he could see it every day ... he was a roguish sort of man ... great sense of humour ... always looking for mischief ... going where he shouldn't have gone! and he was really hoping he'd beat the devil!
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