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 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
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Questions to ponder....Page 8 of 10    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHH whatsup Doc!

God created cauliflower.
God created asparagaus Who created Broccoli?
It was a hybrid between the two, hybridized by a guy named Broccoli. Seriously.


OK I admit you made me check it out here is what I found..ps I need a life!

CROP HISTORY AND DEVELOPMENT
    Broccoli is believed to be the first of the cole crops to evolve from the wild species of kale or cabbage and was cultivated by the Romans.  It was introduced in England in the early 16th century known as “ Italian asparagus” or “sprout cauliflower”.  In 1775, John Randolph described broccoli as ‘the heads like cauliflower’ and ‘the stems will eat like asparagus’. Broccoli is a relatively recent introduction into the United States.  It was grown in the 1800’s, but was not popular until later.  The first shipment from the west to the east was in 1923 and was really only found in Italian areas of the country.  Broccoli means ‘little sprouts’ in Italian.  It became an important vegetable in the US during the 1930’s.

http://www.uga.edu/vegetable/broccoli.html
 rare_treasure
Joined: 8/8/2006
Msg: 40
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Posted: 8/13/2006 12:06:15 AM
THE SQUARE ROOT OF CAULIFLOWER IS BROCCLI
 WATTACATCH
Joined: 5/22/2006
Msg: 41
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Posted: 8/13/2006 12:06:49 AM
Hi Snorks....So are Brussel Sprouts called Brussel Broccoli's in Italy????
 rare_treasure
Joined: 8/8/2006
Msg: 42
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Posted: 8/13/2006 12:11:54 AM
OK SERIOUSLY, WHY MARIJUANA ILLEGAL? AND SINCE IT IS WOULDNT THE DOCTORS THAT PRESCRIBE IT BE CONCIDERED DRUG DEALERS?
2. IF YOUR TRYING TO GET OFF HEROINE WHY DO THEY GIVE THE PEOPLE MORPHINE (HEROINE) TO GET THE MONKEY OFF THIER BACKS.
3. AND WHEN THEY GET THE MONKEY OFF THIER BACKS WHERE DO THEY TAKE THEM? TO THE ZOO OR REHAB?
 rare_treasure
Joined: 8/8/2006
Msg: 43
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Posted: 8/13/2006 12:24:46 AM
OK IF PROSTITUTION IS THE OLDEST PROFFESSION IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THE M.F. THAT FOUND IT?
AND IF HO'S GET PAID, AND BIT**ES GET LAID WHO INVENTED THE "SLUT"?
AND IF THEY MERGED TOGHTHER WOULDN'T THEY BE CALLED "SLORES"?
JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SA HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 snorkeler
Joined: 6/12/2005
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Posted: 8/13/2006 7:44:05 AM

So are Brussel Sprouts called Brussel Broccoli's in Italy????


NA, they are called



"Eh Mamma, bringa sommo dose tiny leetle-a green bowling balls"
 Indoorsman
Joined: 5/7/2006
Msg: 45
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Posted: 9/28/2006 9:48:14 PM
If a tree falls on a mime in a forest and there's nobody around... is there a sound?
 GuitarGuy_
Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 66
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Posted: 9/12/2007 10:30:02 PM
If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Why did Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets?


If ballerinas are always on their tip toes, why don't they just get taller ballerinas????



When someone sees you running from a fight, they think you are a chicken. They never stop to think that maybe you are running to another fight.
 Wottacatch™
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 74
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Posted: 9/23/2007 3:44:29 PM
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
 thatguy276
Joined: 7/9/2007
Msg: 84
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Posted: 11/14/2007 8:14:55 PM

If you put your 2 cents in and it's a penny for your thoughts... where does that other penny go??

Cost of overhead, lol

why does womens privates smell of fish
and a mans smell of cheese....

Good one, you'd think either the womans would smell like ham, or the mans would smell like chips... ham and cheese/fish and chips makes sence.
 Crazykid949
Joined: 2/17/2007
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Posted: 11/19/2007 10:15:52 PM
answer to your question to ponder:

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? = Politics.
 Crazykid949
Joined: 2/17/2007
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Posted: 11/19/2007 10:54:51 PM
guess they want to see how accidentally serious you are about those questions

why do dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with sharp metal objects and the first thing they grab is an iron hook with a sharp point on it?
 customcars
Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 95
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Posted: 11/25/2007 2:18:45 AM
sometimes i'd rather have a bottle-in-front-of-me than a frontal labotamy,wouldn't you?
 customcars
Joined: 11/10/2007
Msg: 96
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Posted: 11/25/2007 2:20:35 AM
why is the letters in"santa" when scrambled become "satan"
 Crazykid949
Joined: 2/17/2007
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Posted: 12/13/2007 8:44:17 PM
Ever notice that most sandwiches are made with two pieces of bread and a loaf contains an odd number of slices?
 Crazykid949
Joined: 2/17/2007
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Posted: 12/13/2007 8:47:32 PM
If my car door is ajar, is it still a door?

nope it is ajar,,, just close the lid and it becomes a door again
 thatguy276
Joined: 7/9/2007
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Posted: 12/28/2007 3:17:51 PM

why is the letters in"santa" when scrambled become "satan"


Have you heard of the dislexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa.
 Ahoytheredave
Joined: 8/29/2006
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Posted: 12/28/2007 9:09:42 PM
I figure I got 23 feet of male enhancement spam today.
 grooveforawhile
Joined: 5/12/2007
Msg: 106
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Posted: 4/5/2008 12:58:08 AM
Ever buy a book of stamps and notice there are 1 or 2 blank stickers where 1 or 2 extra stamps could be? Ever see the blank stamp square that states... 'This is NOT a stamp' Worse than that... They do this for a reason.
 firekat
Joined: 1/28/2006
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Posted: 4/11/2008 5:52:16 PM
I can see clearly now- the brain is gone
 exotica cohiba
Joined: 11/18/2004
Msg: 110
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Posted: 4/18/2008 9:17:28 PM
why do people go to doctors that has a medical practise.....
and why do they sue if the doctor that did the procedure is only practising medicine.....
 sn1ckerz
Joined: 9/4/2007
Msg: 125
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Posted: 8/1/2008 5:21:42 PM
Do fish get thirsty?
 PAClassyLady
Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 138
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Posted: 9/3/2008 12:50:39 PM

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


How many hogs would a ground hog grind if a groundhog ground up hogs?
 PAClassyLady
Joined: 5/31/2008
Msg: 146
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Posted: 9/8/2008 7:51:54 AM
So, how many hogs would a ground hog grind if a groundhog ground up hogs? The world may never know...
 maxime2
Joined: 6/27/2008
Msg: 148
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Posted: 9/23/2008 2:08:23 AM
to get high on a peep show
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