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|Here's the deal, the photo booth pictures aren't doing much for me no matter what you wear. |
They look very homogenous and boring.
Posted: 1/13/2006 12:14:45 AM
Your pictures are unique... but not fantastic. Given what you've got right now, I'd try making the scuba picture your main photo and see if you get more hits. You need some pictures of you which are clearer.
As far as health, you've gotta quit smoking and start walking/working out. You're only 44, you're going to need that body for a while yet, so start taking care of it.
Your about me is okay. Kind of dull to sit and read through, nothing I've never read before... over and over and over and over and over...
But, whatever works...
Posted: 1/13/2006 12:21:04 AM
|Harlee, I would like to welcome you to the Fugly list. If you don't know what Fugly means, I'll direct you to read the review of O-T-B somewhere back on the first page.|
You smoke, and you say that you're average (which, in reality, probably means a few extra pounds)... so, again, as I said to jimmy 61, you need to quit smoking and start getting in shape. No woman I know wants to go out with some fat ass who smells like an ashtray.
(Unless of course you plan to date a fat ass who smells like an ashtray... maybe that's what you're into, I don't know.)
Don't list your profession as "Jack of some trades Master of all". That's not even how the saying goes, so it makes you seem silly.
Your about me is very simple, and unoriginal, and I don't expect that you're getting a whole lot of dates out of it. So keep that in mind when you rewrite it.
Posted: 1/14/2006 4:08:20 PM
|Your headline is boring.|
Your picture - holy hell! What's that crap on your head and face? It might look okay if it were groomed... maybe... (probably not)
Don't use prefer not to say, and here's why.
You prefer not to say your body type, which I assume means you're a fat f*ck with a tiny dink.
You prefer not to say whether or not you have children, whice obviously means that you do. Cause if you didn't, you'd be damn proud, and you'd just tell us you didn't. So you'd might as well go ahead and f*ck yourself by saying yes, because at least this way you're being honest with me.
Your entire about me sounds weird and its poorly written. Delete it and try again.
Posted: 1/14/2006 4:16:59 PM
I LIKE GIRLS....
I LIKE GIRLS....
Can you see how unoriginal that is? Everyone loves f*cking girls! Most girls these days love girls, you love girls, everyother man on this planet loves girls, I love girls... Come on!
Your pictures... not great.
I am a 28 year old filmmaker [/quote
I know this, I read the general info. No need to repeat yourself.
Otherwise your about me is pretty.... short.
Posted: 1/14/2006 4:20:40 PM
|Wow I did not even realize I had prefer not to say on the profile. but I should add some corrections, to it.|
The rest I cna't agree with, I have had too much responses in 4 days to agree. thxs anyways.
Posted: 1/14/2006 5:27:24 PM
|Your pictures are bad. Too fuzzy.|
IT would sound "smarter" if you wrote it out.
Your about me is boring.
Posted: 1/14/2006 5:44:51 PM
Looking for a woman.
You too huh? Join the club. And in the meantime, get a new headline.
Then, get new pictures, and consider not wearing female clothing in them.
Get a job.
Your attempts at being funny in your first paragraph aren't funny.
Posted: 1/14/2006 5:45:43 PM
|If you don't care, then neither do I.|
Posted: 1/14/2006 5:55:11 PM
|Come on now... you know I can't critisize the regulars...|
I just have one thing to say, honeybun...
Posted: 1/14/2006 6:04:05 PM
|Arri... so long as there's no picture on your profile, you're still on the Fugly list.|
Otherwise, this thread is limited to one free review per person. All subsequent reviews will cost ya 50 bucks. Feel free to send your credit information to my inbox, then we'll talk.
Posted: 1/14/2006 6:14:41 PM
|Your profile is actually okay. You've got everything all laid out.|
You just need better pictures.
Posted: 1/14/2006 6:33:16 PM
is there anyone out there for me?
Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
Short answer - no.
Long answer -
You have an ugly chest, so that picture really needs to go.
You have grammar issues.
You have low standards as far as nice restaurants... even a "step up" from McDicks isn't a nice restaurant...
Posted: 1/14/2006 6:36:27 PM
|Your profile is okay. |
Some wording issues here and there, but otherwise fine.
You seem like a wild & crazy lady.
|It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised|
Posted: 1/14/2006 6:39:54 PM
|My initial thought was Oh God! This boy needs a make over!|
Your headline sucks, and you look like an internet stalker/pedophile. Not good.
And I'm not even going to read your About me... It looks way too long... and to be honest, because of your picture, I never would have read it anyway...
So, take home message:
Clean your self up and take a new picture.
|Welcome to the Fugly List|
Posted: 1/14/2006 7:22:57 PM
I think I've done enough reviewing for the time being... I'm getting bored.
Posted: 1/15/2006 4:59:59 PM
|I think your headline is different, but still all wrong. |
Here's a tip for chosing a new headline... think of a song lyric, movie quote, any quote, title of some sort, anything mainstream that people will recognize which "captures you" and use that as your headline.
You smoke often. So there's a problem right there. Zyban, Nicoderm, the gum, cold turkey... do anything, just f*cking quit smoking. You smell like a dirty piece of shit and that's just not going to fly on a first date.
You say that you're a manager/executive... you dress like a f**king bum. I'd love to know what exactly you're a manager/executive of... a trucking company?
Your about me demostrates far too much baggage right off the top. I guess I haven't discussed baggage in a few pages, so let me go over the rules.
Women do not want to see you hauling a giant suit case with a carry on of baggage into a relationship. When you end a relationship, you have to purge all of the bullshit, and bring nothing more than a thin breif case of "lessons learned" along with you.
You sound like a f**king winner. Good luck getting a date on here. You might have to settle for someone who has even more psych issues than yourself.
Oh, and one more thing, don't even think about critisizing anyone's profile before you perfect your own, especially not in my thread space.
Posted: 1/15/2006 5:56:31 PM
|I can't believe you're making me do this... |
Your headline has not *umph*.
The picture of you and the horse isn't doing much for me.
You lack of grammar and non-capitalization of the personal pronoun 'I' is appauling.
The "add on" thing... meh... just write a nice flowing profile.
Please don't hate me... I need someone to keep me company when I work nights!
Posted: 1/15/2006 6:01:57 PM
|Do you think it might have something to do with the thing you're wearing in your profile picture???|
You look like a f*cking idiot! Gross! That thong thingy should be illegal. Gross! Did I mention, gross?!
So the only pictures that you have on your profile are the gross thong picture and an inanimate object... a car. Lovely. No wonder you're having difficulty attracting readers. You might do better as a fugly...
Your about me tells me nothing about you or what you're looking for. This is definitely a signature "what not to do" profile. Stunning work!
Posted: 1/15/2006 6:06:07 PM
|Though I'm not crazy about the "special effects" on some of your pictures, I do love your profile. |
Thanks for your continued support!
Feel free to start your own discussion thread to support all of my fans... ha ha ha... you can all talk about me... I'll stop in now and then...
Okay, ya, don't.
(See what happens when my head starts getting over-inflated?)
Posted: 1/15/2006 6:17:03 PM
|Ooooooooooooooooo baby, you're a sexy beast!!! Rrrrrrrrrr.|
That picture is awful. Its going to take you down.
TRY NOT TO WRITE IN CAPITALS. ITS REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE TO TRY AND READ. Use italics, bold or underline instead.
Your about me should not start with what you're looking for, it should be a captivating read About You. Get it?
Also, I'd say you have pretty high hopes in the woman department, given your own appearence. Good luck with that.
|The queen of spelling gets slammed!|
Posted: 1/15/2006 6:25:05 PM
|Oh, geez, of course I did that on purpose!|
Crazybad and I are co-Guelphite buddies, I didn't want to make him look bad... ha ha!