|Favorite QuotesPage 4 of 16 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16)|
|Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me|
Posted: 5/9/2009 1:41:08 PM
|A few more...|
"Do what you did, get what you got."
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." (Jessica Rabbit)
"If you get into bed with the devil, sooner or later you gotta f**k." (an old mate of mine)
Posted: 11/9/2013 5:41:43 AM
|"dogs have owners, cats have staff" anon. "better to be looked over, than overlooked" Mae West. "if I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you" Elvira, Mistress of the dark. "change is as good as a rest, as long as it's not a cardiac arrest" anon.|
Posted: 11/9/2013 6:52:36 AM
|Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with ***holes - William Gibson|
| Jo van|
Posted: 11/9/2013 10:56:00 AM
-Because if you don't try.... You can't fail
Posted: 11/9/2013 1:41:32 PM
|'The beatings shall continue until morale improves'|
And my fav....................'Perfect Planning and Preparation Prevents P*ss Poor Performance'
Posted: 11/10/2013 2:07:00 AM
|'There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn't jump puddles for you.'|
'Never say never'
Posted: 11/10/2013 4:49:28 AM
|if another blames you, |
you can put up a strong defence.
if you blame yourself,
you have no defence.
Posted: 11/23/2013 8:14:51 AM
|as a teenager in london i was awoken by my father at about 3 am , he said " did you know i have never shot a tiger".|
poor sod he was a jap pow at singapore.
| Jo van|
Posted: 11/24/2013 3:03:59 AM
|"Andy Coulson has given me assurances that he had no involvement or knowledge of phone hacking, and I have accepted that. "|
~ David Cameraman, PM. 2012
Dear David, the cheque's in the post....
"Do his phone!"
~ Andy Coulson,
about Calum Best, revealed from an eMail to his news editor, during his trial. 2013
| Jo van|
Posted: 11/25/2013 10:06:18 AM
"One thing only I know, and that is that I know nothing.
The nearest way to glory is to strive to be what you wish to be thought to be.
The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.
"Enjoy yourself -- it's later than you think. "
Posted: 11/25/2013 4:04:37 PM
|"I'd rather have one at fifty than two at twenty-five" - Tartanjohnny at a POF do when 2 young things were chatting to me.|
Posted: 12/6/2013 11:28:44 AM
|Rimmer to Holly in Red dwarf "you jumped up filofax"|
Lucy Watson to Spencer Matthews in Made in Chelsea "You are a whole new level of disgusting"
Posted: 2/1/2014 2:09:13 AM
|"What is a club in any case?|
Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it.
It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses, marketing departments or executive boxes.
It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.
It’s a small boy clambering up stadium steps for the very first time, gripping his father’s hand, gawping at that hallowed stretch of turf beneath him and, without being able to do a thing about it, falling in love."
Sir Bobbie Robson RIP
Posted: 2/1/2014 12:27:56 PM
|"What are you all hiding for? They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.............."|
"The beatings shall continue until morale improves"
"Don't call me SIR...i work for a living"
“No operation extends with any certainty beyond the first encounter with the main body of the enemy.”
Posted: 2/20/2014 11:48:46 PM
|this one that i've just read on a google news article|
James Watt once famously said that a lie can run around the world before the truth has got its boots on.
Posted: 3/3/2014 4:26:54 AM
|..."Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...” |
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Posted: 3/3/2014 9:53:54 AM
|I'll open the door|
Anne franks last words
Take no prisoners men
Custers last words
Posted: 3/19/2014 6:11:28 PM
|Aw here ive just watched angelas ashes. I forgot just how sad that whole life was for working class folk back then.|
I dont think we will ever go back to them but who knows? Anyway the conversation between Malachy (robert carlyle)
and Angela (emily watson)
I'll get a job, I promise.
If you get a job, you lose it the third week because you drank all the wages and you miss the work.
I'll get by Angela... I'll change.
The dole is 19 shillings, and the rent is 6. That leaves 13 shillings to feed and clothe five people!
God is good, you know.
Good may be good for someone somewhere, but he hasn't been seen lately in the lanes of Limerick.
Angela... you go to hell for saying that.
Aren't I there already?
Posted: 5/20/2014 4:31:23 AM
|"dont be shy yer mother wasnt!"|
Posted: 5/23/2014 12:23:29 AM
|Hi, I come from the land down under (Australia) but wondered if it would be okay for me to post in the British forums because I was born in England?|
Anyway, if it's not, I will just have one post. A quotation I like is:
"They were pleasant enough people but if they were books I wouldn't read them".
Barbara Vine (aka Ruth Rendell)
Posted: 6/2/2014 3:36:25 AM
|I saw a meme on facebook this week that made perfect sense:|
"I'm not an arsehole; in fact I'm actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. You're just pissed that I can see through your bullshit".
Something to think about when someone is going off on one.
Posted: 6/3/2014 1:42:44 PM
|proof that intelligent life exists in the universe and beyond is the fact that they refuse to communicate with tells us everything!.|
Posted: 6/9/2014 3:12:11 PM
|Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.........Mae West|