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 Outsideofthebox1
Joined: 8/18/2012
Msg: 117
Ever been caught with an erection in a public place?Page 6 of 6    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6)
Don't we all grow out of this like in the 8th grade? good grief ....
 remixfa
Joined: 4/19/2009
Msg: 119
Ever been caught with an erection in a public place?
Posted: 8/24/2012 6:41:22 AM
loose pants + boxer briefs. = way less likely to show.


Have I been caught with an erection in public? When HAVENT I been caught? lol. Hell, I've been caught quite a few times having sex in public. Oh well. Watch if ya like otherwise keep walking. :)
 valleyguyaz
Joined: 11/13/2008
Msg: 120
Ever been caught with an erection in a public place?
Posted: 8/24/2012 9:56:55 AM
maybe when i was a kid.

as an adult i would need for a lady to give me at least a hand job to get an erection in a public place.

i have stage fright

LOL
 BoonDockSaint73
Joined: 3/29/2010
Msg: 121
Ever been caught with an erection in a public place?
Posted: 8/24/2012 10:35:29 AM

Actually.....come to think of it....I think your right. I think "Penis Cleavage" is a great idea!!!!


believe me ladies - there'd be a WHOLE lot less azzholes out there...

cuz everyone would know what they ain't working with...


so they'd be at the bottom of the heap....

can u imagine all the compensating that would be going on otherwise ???
 remixfa
Joined: 4/19/2009
Msg: 123
Ever been caught with an erection in a public place?
Posted: 8/25/2012 7:34:02 AM
can u imagine all the compensating that would be going on otherwise ???

i would imagine a spike in gym memberships, testosterone shipments, and convertibles. :)
 jarhead7221
Joined: 4/18/2012
Msg: 125
Ever been caught with an erection in a public place?
Posted: 9/1/2012 11:04:43 PM
the question should be changed to have u ever been caught without an erection in a public place
 Mohougo
Joined: 3/28/2012
Msg: 126
Ever been caught with an erection in a public place?
Posted: 9/2/2012 9:49:04 PM
Depends on who catches u I guess
 30stmfan
Joined: 8/9/2012
Msg: 127
Ever been caught with an erection in a public place?
Posted: 9/15/2012 8:05:45 PM
Well I was out in the waves enjoying myself, when suddenly this girl with massive tits swam up close to me. I tried not to stare or anything, however her girlies glistened in the sun and you could see her nipps through her bikini top. So this made it very hard. Well she gave me a couple of quick glances and flipped her hair back, and that was it I tell you. Underwater, the beast awoke and fought my swimsuit with a vengeance.

Alas, after a while I grew cold and the time came to head back up to shore. So I did, but unfortunately my member was still in its prime. This was very obvious as my wet swimsuit stuck to my skin like glue. So I was forced to walk along the beach like this, garnering lots of awkward attention. What's worse was I could not seem to find my towel as the on shore current had swept me down the shoreline. By now I was pretty much in a panic.

So I walk like the hunchback of Notre Dame up the sand, frantically searching for the nearest bathroom. I was half running, half hobbling, kicking up sand all the while. Quite a sight to behold. Finally I see the restroom sign next to the showers. I breathe a mighty sigh of relief as I just wanted somewhere private. I burst through the bathroom door, head to the nearest stall & release the Kracken. He practically jumps for joy and I breathe another long sigh of relief. This is when things get crazy.

Suddenly, I hear these voices by the sink. Female voices. They're debating about tan lines or something. My member and I freeze, realizing that we stumbled into the wrong bathroom. But I'm so distraught and horny by now, I think f*ck it, hide my man-feet from view, and resume where I left off. Then, to my utter horror, a 20-something chick with red hair opens the stall door. She stares straight at me with these icy blue eyes, and I stare back, petrified. I almost attempt to explain myself when she walks into the stall like I'm not even there. She casually closes the stall door, kneels down and starts sucking with ferocity. The flood gates were opened on that day, I tell you.

True story.
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