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 Wonderer1963
Joined: 7/19/2005
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"Politicians are like diapers....they should be changed often--and for the same reason."

"I get no respect from women. Once a woman called me on the phone and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over--and there was nobody home!"

"My wife said she wanted to go someplace she's never been to before for vacation. I said "how about the kitchen.'"
 Wonderer1963
Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 82
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Posted: 7/20/2005 11:11:45 PM
"What a catarpillar calls the end of the world, the rest of the world calls a butterfly."
 po1
Joined: 3/6/2005
Msg: 86
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Posted: 7/23/2005 1:41:00 PM
"A smart man learns from his mistakes. A wise man learns from the mistakes of others."
 03TJ
Joined: 4/30/2005
Msg: 87
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Posted: 7/24/2005 6:04:50 PM
"Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs"
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 103
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Posted: 8/14/2005 11:24:16 PM
Better be a witty fool
than a foolish twit
 Shane_10
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 105
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:10:32 AM
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 Shane_10
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 106
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:15:22 AM
"I'd rather look back and remember- not wonder.."

-Shane_10
 Shane_10
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 107
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:16:30 AM
"Arrogance is far worse than ignorance"

-Shane_10
 Shane_10
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 108
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:19:57 AM
"Bush,**** Colon- No wonder we're all screwed"

-Spray painted on the wall across from city college.
 Shane_10
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 109
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:21:36 AM
"Bush, .Dlck, Colon- No wonder we're all screwed"

-Spray painted on the wall across from city college.
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 110
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Posted: 8/19/2005 2:23:15 AM
The learning curve from a bitter experience is faster than a pleasant one
 shadowgirl58
Joined: 7/24/2005
Msg: 111
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Posted: 8/19/2005 6:38:17 AM
"do not pass go-stop at the light and ask yourself-where am I going?"

No really mine is this:''please had me an airtank my brain is getting low"
 03TJ
Joined: 4/30/2005
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Posted: 8/19/2005 8:30:00 PM
It is better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ.
 smart__cookie
Joined: 8/14/2005
Msg: 114
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Posted: 8/21/2005 1:50:30 PM
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity - Dorothy Parker
 carribeanking7
Joined: 4/10/2005
Msg: 119
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Posted: 8/29/2005 5:32:41 AM
The Bourse is far more damaging than the Casino

~Aldous Huxley
 oneafternoon
Joined: 3/15/2005
Msg: 122
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Posted: 8/30/2005 3:53:59 PM
Love to run , love to dance - where did i put my pants?

I love the song Supersonic - oasis
 40 Something
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 124
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Posted: 8/31/2005 10:07:29 PM

''Life is a b-tch and then you marry one.''


"Life is a b*cth, you marry one, then you die"
 40 Something
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 125
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Posted: 8/31/2005 10:08:13 PM
"If you want to make God laugh....tell him your future plans."
 40 Something
Joined: 8/21/2005
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Posted: 8/31/2005 10:10:40 PM
"A friend is someone who helps you move,
A good friend is someone who helps you move a body."
 40 Something
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 127
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Posted: 8/31/2005 10:34:54 PM
"When they said: Repent! Repent!...... I wonder what they meant?"

"I have seen the future brother, it is murder"

Leonard Cohen
 40 Something
Joined: 8/21/2005
Msg: 130
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Posted: 9/1/2005 3:51:04 PM
I lie awake waiting for you.

As I lie on my bed, thinking about you,

I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you,
because I can't forget last night.


You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night,
and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.


You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly,
and without any reservations, you lay on my naked body...

You sensed my indifference, yet....
you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation,
and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone.

I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.

My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings,
making it harder to forget you.


Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...





....you f*cking mosquito.
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