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 Mesnafugal
Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 27
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@runamuk

Now see.. with my dogs.. I could so see that happening!!! too funny...
 December1965
Joined: 3/7/2009
Msg: 30
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 4/8/2009 10:00:57 AM
I have yet to read this sort. What about daughters discovering dad's sex toy? Let's say mom and dad are separated, mind you. But.....has THAT happened to any of you?
 goodkindacrazy
Joined: 3/3/2009
Msg: 32
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Posted: 4/8/2009 11:57:47 AM
Yes, they have and they were old enough to know what they were. Well, with the exception of my tickle and whip. I came home from an extended hospital stay to find that my son was teasing the cat with it. LOL, I have to admit that it does look a little like a cat toy. Another time I came home from work and saw the bag that I kept my toys in on the floor in the living room. My toys weren't in it anymore though. There were school books in it. When I asked about it my daughter told me that her booksack had broken and she went into my closet and found that bag to use until I could get her another book bag. She told me she didn't even want to know about the things that had been in it, lol.
 luckyhot777s
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 37
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 10/4/2010 4:43:07 AM
No, but I guess the worse cause scenario might be, if they came out with them during a dinner party and said...." you know Mom and Dad, I've been studying this and I think your using these devices in the wrong way...listen, this is how you do it....."

I never used store bought toys, I invented my own, I'm afraid if my kid ever found them, he might crank them up and end up flying around the city and be on the 6 o'clock news.... that could prove embarrassing....thats why, I kept them out in the shed, under lock and key....
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 38
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Posted: 10/4/2010 6:13:40 AM
My niece was notorious for getting into things in the middle of the night.
One night.....she made her way into my parents bedroom while they were sleeping
and opened up my Mom's nightstand.
My parents woke up to my niece shaking the bed , and holding a tube of
"Prolong"........and saying......"amma - amma - y ips r umb"
She had used it like lip gloss!!
My poor Dad was so mortified.......cuz he knew my Mom would not be able to keep her mouth shut about it!!
 BoonDockSaint73
Joined: 3/29/2010
Msg: 39
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 10/4/2010 11:09:23 AM
Kinda vice versa...

My mom found my collection of stuff when she helped me move outta my place!

egadssssss
 scenesoflife
Joined: 8/25/2010
Msg: 40
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 10/4/2010 2:13:45 PM
... LOL!

great stories...
hehehe

mine..
was with an ex, she has a boy 7 at the time..
comes walking downstairs with handcuffs and a dogchain :S

so.. well.. yeah.. we bought him his own handcuffs.. and the chain well we never used anymore ...lol
 MarriedMommy
Joined: 10/3/2010
Msg: 42
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 10/7/2010 11:28:46 PM
Since hubby and I don't use toys we won't have that problem luckily
 *closer
Joined: 3/12/2010
Msg: 43
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Posted: 10/8/2010 5:25:40 AM
Mine never found my toys,but when my teenaged daughter asked me to
take her to get her first vibrator,I took her to
the Pleasure Chest and the Hustler store in L.A.,Ca.
Being open about sex and sexuality is my stance when dealing with my kids.
Nothing good comes from withholding information,secrets or lies.

As Larry Flynt says........RELAX...it's just sex.

Got my son the shirt to boot.
 Archangel_07
Joined: 6/21/2010
Msg: 44
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 10/8/2010 9:30:40 PM
same here leo goddess I found my parents. . I know Karma's going to get me bad for that one.
 ChillinChill
Joined: 10/2/2010
Msg: 46
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 10/9/2010 5:41:36 AM
About 5 years ago one of my daughters gave me some flavored condoms. I put them in my vanity draw. Strawberry, Blueberry and Chocolate.

A few weeks later she dropped her son off, my grandson ( about 5 at the time) for an overnight with grandma. I was kind of dozing in and out of sleep and he was still up and restless.
So I got up and said "come one buddy... come to bed." Just then, I noticed that there were all the condoms on the floor. THe packages were all open and and he had then
strewn about the floor.
I said... " Hey Georgie hunny, what are you doing with those"
He looked up and with a closed mouths shook his head.
I said " Do you know what those are honey, those are for Nama " I quickly picked
up the floor , the condoms and the wrappers.


He then took one out of his mouth and said. " I don't know why you like this bubble gum nama, it tastes funny...and I can't chew it"
 nicegirl1974
Joined: 7/25/2010
Msg: 47
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Posted: 10/14/2010 9:40:36 PM
After a drunk night of going out to the bar and sex after the bar wherever everything was left on our floor in our bedroom....toys,lubes,puke,batteries.....lol
our room is closest to the washroom all i remember hearing from my 16yr old was " OMG well mom got laid cus everything is everywhere as she tells her friend she had overnight "
as our bedroom door closes and we chuckle.....then do round 2 and the music goes louder and louder in my daughters room lol
oh man !! good night it was
 garvey14
Joined: 6/6/2011
Msg: 48
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 1/1/2012 7:30:06 AM
While married a few years ago our son came into our room at a inopportune moment. Luckily we had just got the ball rolling so to speak and recovered quickly. His room was right accross from the master bedroom and he woke up so he wanted to come into mommy and daddy's room. I heard the door open and immediately put the two toys we had back in the plastic bag we kept them in and tucked them in between the mattress and box spring.
He comes to my side of the bed with his arms strecthed out wanting me to pick him up and put him into bed with us. Suddenly he looks down and sees the bag sticking out between the mattress and box springs. He lowers his arms and grabs the bag and says "Snack, Mommy and daddy, snacks?" We found a new hiding place and he had a bowl of cereal and went back to his bed.
 flyrr300
Joined: 12/18/2011
Msg: 49
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 1/1/2012 9:50:17 AM
My daughter found a stray .38 bullet in my office. She thought it was a lipstick!
Oh, you mean 'Adult toys!' Dont use 'em!
Use my right hand. Right Banana?
 BrockLee74
Joined: 9/9/2011
Msg: 50
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 1/1/2012 5:53:15 PM
When I was 18 I just graduated high school and was hanging out with a buddy quite a bit that summer. We would go get drunk and stuff. One day we had to go to where he lived for some reason. I met his younger brother (about 10). The parents were out and he was alone, so he disappears into a bed room and comes running out with this big dildo....flapping it around, slapping himself in the face with it. I am freaked and he says "Look at this! One day my brother and i were walking down the street and we found this on the side of the road. We brought it back and mom took it away. Now she keeps it under their bed."
 jojoaus
Joined: 10/28/2007
Msg: 51
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Posted: 1/1/2012 6:21:33 PM
The opposite!!! My daughter's first boyfriend was living with us, and they had gone up to visit his parents over the summer holidays. I said to her- I want to clean your room so if there is any private stuff you don't want me to see... please bury it in a drawer as I was more interested in cleaning under beds and around windows etc. So off they go, and in I go to clean. One of the drawers of her bedside table was not shut properly (too full) so I went to push whatever was holding it open down... lo and behold... a hot pink vibe!!! I said nothing about it when she got home at first.... then one day, casually, I told her what I had found and how I came to find it. She turned 7 shades of red and stammered 'S_____ bought it for me, and mum, it's not even very good!!' It was SUCH a hoot and after about 3 minutes of acute embarrassment on her part we were in stitches.

No-one has discovered my stash yet ;P
 MsMicki
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 52
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Posted: 1/1/2012 7:43:34 PM

"Look at this! One day my brother and i were walking down the street and we found this on the side of the road. We brought it back and mom took it away. Now she keeps it under their bed."


If that is evenly remotely true......it is absolutely disgusting to think a woman would keep and use a dildo found on the side of the road.....
 BrockLee74
Joined: 9/9/2011
Msg: 53
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Posted: 1/2/2012 2:14:00 AM
My imagination isn't twisted enough to concoct a story like that. Needless to say, these people had lots of issues. Had I any smarts about me, I would have walked out of the house after that dildo experience and never come back.
 brittany1481
Joined: 12/26/2011
Msg: 54
Have your kids found your mom and dad toys?
Posted: 1/2/2012 7:30:12 AM
haha so, one time my brother had found my neon pink playboy bunny vibrator... he started putting it all over him while it was on asking why cant we buy him one... akward..
 Pingshooter
Joined: 3/15/2009
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Posted: 1/2/2012 10:10:15 AM
Oldest Granddaughter, when she was about 6, found Nanna's vib..was chasing the dog with it.

Nanna took it away, said it was a tool of Papa's.

She could not stop laughing when she told me that. Nanna found a better 'hiding' spot.
 Serendipitous!
Joined: 3/12/2009
Msg: 56
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Posted: 1/2/2012 10:18:10 AM
Oh god...

I'll never forget the time my two boys were running around outside, one whacking the other one in the head with a giant floppy pink dildo. Oh, the horror when I saw this. The neighbors houses are all pretty close. I don't know if anyone saw anything and I really hope to never find out if they did.
 Akizzej
Joined: 5/1/2009
Msg: 57
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Posted: 1/4/2012 2:52:22 AM
Hehehe... this has been a great laugh...

my young'n has found mine - not that I keep them locked away... {them as in my Lelo Ina and her predecessors} more like under the pillows...
simply because I wear wrist braces and support, he has been informed they are my 'hand massagers' and need to stay in the bedroom. {thank goodness we never have visitors}

But certainly humorous to watch him 'flicking' the stimulator back and forth {that's when I tell him it definitely has to go back under the pillow}
 wildlifelover1979
Joined: 2/11/2011
Msg: 58
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Posted: 1/4/2012 9:24:51 AM
Shoot my parents never did that in the 80's. My mom was too religious. I did catch them having sex in bed 3 times. I thought my dad was abusing her. Then again I was 4 years old. LOL! I try not to think about it.
 lucky2beme
Joined: 12/29/2011
Msg: 59
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Posted: 1/19/2012 8:21:45 AM
these posts really made my day because they are so funny i was laughing till i had tears coming out of my eyes
 apurfectmeow
Joined: 11/19/2011
Msg: 60
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Posted: 1/19/2012 8:28:34 AM
Its pretty funny when my kids buy the same Mom toys as I do. Then we can play Star Wars "I am Your Mother you are on the dark side" (complete with breathing sounds). They do look like a light saber of sorts. Thank goodness mine are awesome and grown.
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