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 3rdmediumfish
Joined: 1/22/2015
Msg: 51
Jesus denounces Humans turning the other cheek - Time to kick some assPage 3 of 3    (1, 2, 3)
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 3rdmediumfish
Joined: 1/22/2015
Msg: 52
Jesus, kicks ass and preaches later
Posted: 1/31/2015 8:12:42 PM
Jesus denounces Humans turning the other cheek - Time to kick some ass

Given that most people interpreted it all wrong, Jesus is in the ring sparring.
"They got it all wrong",
Jesus was recorded as stating on 'Hell on Earth' News channel yesterday.

Jesus went further on to say,
"The idiots who wrote that New Testament have me all figured out wrong.
Just cause I restrained myself from strangling most people does not means that I am suggesting to nor condoning any cowardly acts veiled as civil and virtuous."

Jesus further told 'Hell on Earth' News channel that he would be coming out with his own book soon
and that it would be on sale the day that Oprah interviews him on her own special TV appearance offered free and live on the Internet.

Oprah was quoted as saying that Jesus' behaviour 2,000 years ago was more akin to Steven Seagal in his the early movies?
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