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 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
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Rusted out old car with a dying battery and no jumper cables to get the car jump started
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 79
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 12:50:56 AM
^^^I carry my cell phone in case my young kids need to reach me. I realize it can be a bit of a distraction but I can rely on my 14 year old to look after his siblings but the kids know they cahn reach me if need be.


I wouldn't bring a pocket pu$$y though
 maree12
Joined: 3/7/2006
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 2:54:50 AM
Photos, of anything. There is nothing more boring than looking at a collection of photos of people who you don't know, and even worse if they leave you with a pile to look through whilst they go off and do something else.
Cute little dogs would be out for me because I think cut little dogs are far more attractive than people, and, at least, a dog can break the ice and provide some conversation during any loud silences.
 maree12
Joined: 3/7/2006
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 2:57:20 AM
Lux, has someone brought these things on a date with you?
When i was 11, i took my father's gallstones to school for show and tell, I later heard that one kid was quite horrified by this.
 cornerthe
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 82
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 3:29:05 AM
I believe you should never bring the movies from your first wedding.
 cornerthe
Joined: 1/29/2006
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 9:07:57 AM
Sh!t... Hell, I wouldn't watch the honeymoon video either. Can you imagine my fat ass on camera?

bllllleeeeeeccccckkkkk!!!!


But now with the divorce. I can watch the wedding in reverse and get the happy ending of us separating at the end...

 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 84
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 2:14:27 PM
departed family members in their urns unless it happens to be your ex...then it is
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 85
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 2:24:09 PM
How about not bringing your brain in a jar (drum roll!!)
 kingfisher1
Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 86
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 6:56:35 PM
Don't think bringing a copy of your POF Favs List would be a good idea.
 kingfisher1
Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 87
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 7:03:03 PM
Because, Leafslady, if ANY woman was to see you are on mine I'm sure she'd become quite jealous and probably leave.
 kingfisher1
Joined: 5/20/2005
Msg: 88
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 7:13:32 PM
OMG, now I know why I'm still single! It must be that tube of vagisil I keep in my shirt pocket. I use it like chapstick.
 kastaspellonme
Joined: 3/18/2006
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 7:48:16 PM
THERE LUNCH BOX---DON'T WERE WRINKLED CLOTHS
DENTURES WRAPED IN A PAPER TOWEL.
DRITY FINGLER-NAILS
AND POPPY SEEDS STUCK BETWEEN YOUR TEETH LEFT BEHIND FROM THE TAYLOR
HAM AND EGG YOU HAD FOR BREAKFAST.
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 8:03:00 PM
Dressmaker's measuring tape so you can measure their body proportions!!! Bada Bing!!

A designer's T square (might be handy if he gets out of line--I could whack him with it!!)

Super Glue

Permanent markers

Lobster bib (dropping a hint you only want the most expensive item on the menu )
 grneyedlady1969
Joined: 3/19/2006
Msg: 91
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 8:10:57 PM
hmmm, how about this one.. never go on a date when you have hickies from your last g/f... and yes, this has happended, lol
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/24/2006 8:30:24 PM
Your whole poker, Dungeons and Dragons or other game playing posse (unless this has been pre-arranged to be a poker date).

Your dentures fizzing away in a glass.
 cornerthe
Joined: 1/29/2006
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Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/25/2006 4:32:17 AM
A strap on dildo actually "strapped on" to the Red Lobster.
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 94
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 3/25/2006 7:09:09 AM
I wouldn't bring my collection of ear wax and toe nail clippings from famous people. Just some people don't seem to appreciate collectables
 cornerthe
Joined: 1/29/2006
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Posted: 3/26/2006 3:43:54 AM
Your parole officer.
 huhoney
Joined: 10/24/2005
Msg: 96
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 4/1/2006 9:53:13 AM
some lame excuse about being in witness protection and hiding from da ex-wife
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 97
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 4/1/2006 2:29:28 PM
Embalming fluid or your book titled, "Mummification for Dummies"
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
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Posted: 4/1/2006 3:52:17 PM
A note pad and checklist to see if the guy actually DOES meet your criteria. How lovely and romantic--NOT!
 havana_joe
Joined: 7/30/2005
Msg: 99
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 4/1/2006 4:12:05 PM
A 12 pack of condoms... A 3 pack should suffice for a first date!
 marshw
Joined: 8/9/2005
Msg: 100
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 4/1/2006 11:02:14 PM
1. A friend or relative
2. An extra 50 pounds (or more) that no one was expecting to find out about.
3. A contagious disease
4. A cat or any pet other than a dog.
5. A closed mind
It's a date people, from my perspective, this person is a potential mate. I want to know them. I want to establish a bond with them. I want to find out if they're the kind of person I might fall in love with. I want it to be a great experience for both of us. Preferably one that leaves us with a hunger for more of the same.
 RBM
Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 101
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 5/27/2006 10:11:22 AM
Your resume and work portfolio.

Yeah, it happened.

 kzoookid
Joined: 2/26/2006
Msg: 102
Things people should NEVER BRING on the first date.....
Posted: 10/13/2006 1:29:44 PM
a defribulator?
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