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 Strider886
Joined: 3/28/2006
Msg: 7
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People should just be told outright that they are stupid lol
 mylittlebrats
Joined: 9/21/2005
Msg: 15
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Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/7/2006 6:21:25 PM
If you had half a brain, it would be lonesome!
when god handed out brians, where in line did you stand?
and the ever so popular.........
Yo mama beat you with the stupid stick?
 rmorn69
Joined: 10/13/2005
Msg: 22
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Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/8/2006 8:55:32 AM
Your about as bright as a burnt out light bulb.
 Fry Lock
Joined: 10/4/2005
Msg: 33
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Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/17/2006 8:56:58 AM
dumb as a box of hammers, but he's such a handsome guy (or lovely girl) kinda makes it a little less painful...must be a southern thing, we never insult anyone without first giving them a compliment....
 FISHGOLF
Joined: 9/5/2005
Msg: 37
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/18/2006 8:53:23 AM
Tell a blonde to dye her roots dark and she'll look smarter.
 flyguy51
Joined: 8/11/2005
Msg: 40
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/18/2006 9:49:15 PM
"We need to have a meeting of the minds."

"OK, but I'll have to meet you halfway..."
 Rocking LV
Joined: 4/6/2006
Msg: 41
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/19/2006 2:15:19 PM
Your one tree short of a hammock

His driveway doesn't quite reach the house.
 Lynlin1957
Joined: 2/21/2006
Msg: 50
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/20/2006 4:05:48 AM
Dumber than dirt, denser than clay.

You must be about 40 pickles short of a barrel.
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 59
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 3:22:57 AM
You can't even spell I.Q.

Your family tree doesn't have too many branches on it, huh?
 mycorosso
Joined: 1/11/2005
Msg: 60
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 4/21/2006 3:24:02 AM
Did you walk to school or pack a lunch?

hang in touch, keep in there!
 Yin_1
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 74
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Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 7/25/2007 9:21:43 PM
.....not the brightest candle on the cake

....your oars just aren't reaching the water

.... playing with a deck of 51

....thought Ban deodorant meant quit using deodorant

 R1Rocket
Joined: 5/15/2007
Msg: 75
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 7/25/2007 10:20:20 PM
You're the load you're moma should have swallowed.

At least my birth certificate isn't a written apology from the condom manufacture.

A 100,000,000 sperm, and you were the quickest?

About as sharp as a 2X4...

No brain, no pain..

2 evolutions short of a monkey...
 eldubioso
Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 81
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 7/30/2007 2:05:24 PM
For the fact that stupid person has only one brain cell left, that one cell would have to perform mytosis in order to repopulate stupid person's brain with clones of the last survivor of the brain-mageddon.

(I know it's long, and requires an understanding of the word mytosis, but when are you gonna use that word in a joke? Never again!)

Others include:
A couple of licks short of the center of the tootsie pop

If he was tom bodell of Motel 6, it would go out of business (he forgot to leave the light on).

His brain is like:
A few crumbs shy of a stuffed turkey.
A babbling brook, that has run silent during the recent (or ongoing) drought of intelligence. (Perfect when rocket scientist shuts up)


You're so bright, your parents called you "sunny".
Get yourself to a laboratory, I believe geneticists might be interested in studying a specimen of your capacities. (can be added: To save future generations.)

If intelligence had a color, yours would be translucent black, not a bright shade, and not everything gets through.
 strollinbella
Joined: 6/30/2007
Msg: 91
Diplomatic ways to tell someone they are stupid
Posted: 8/15/2007 1:43:48 PM
You must work in the aerospace industry. There's nothing but air between your ears.

You're a few bricks short o f a load.

Have you been staring at the orange juice again?
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