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 thejamiecat
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 104
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I agree.

TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM clickit
 clickit13
Joined: 4/8/2006
Msg: 105
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Posted: 12/7/2006 7:29:27 PM
LMAO!!

Sorry, he is not on my list of things to do!

Our paths may cross...he really does live too close for comfort...although he tends to relocate frequently to different states alot and this week he is a news anchor for one of our local TV stations...he is a busy beaver, isn't he?
 rederer1
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 106
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Posted: 12/17/2006 11:20:10 AM
sounds like something out of a seinfeld episode.
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 107
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Posted: 12/17/2006 8:10:15 PM
Let's fix up Mr. Ribbons with Ms. Honker!!

They could become Mr and Mrs Ribbon-Honker!!
 charlie_girl
Joined: 11/28/2005
Msg: 108
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Posted: 12/17/2006 9:20:32 PM
Good one! ^^^^

Designing woman, you always come up with some great replies.
 strangebloom
Joined: 6/30/2005
Msg: 109
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Posted: 12/18/2006 9:47:44 AM
With regard to the nose blowing... You might mention that she shouldn't blow too hard because she can burst her ear drum.

With regard to the laughing...

aww... come on. Let the girl laugh. The more ridiculous the laugh, the more I would want to join in. :P What are you gonna say? Honey, you laugh improperly. Let me show you how...
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
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Posted: 12/18/2006 12:32:55 PM
How about putting Snort and Ribbon Together?

The Snort and Ribbon sounds like a great name for a pub
I"m buying the first round!!

DW
 wonderwomen_3
Joined: 10/18/2006
Msg: 111
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Posted: 12/18/2006 2:38:13 PM
ppl that do cocaine tend to do that !!!
they are always worried about there nose running or bleeding !!!
 octanehammer
Joined: 5/29/2006
Msg: 112
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Posted: 12/18/2006 5:59:45 PM
OMG...what some people do to put shallow on the map. You specifically mention she has a nice chest, but wanna dump her cause she blows her nose. Dude who cares if she blows her nose? Try this one, take away the ta-ta's do you still wanna be with her?
 Veedub447
Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 113
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Posted: 12/18/2006 7:10:02 PM
octane
mmmm? well to answer your question, no, I don't think I want to date any woman who doesn't have a nice set of Double-Whammies. That's one of the reasons why I love women so much. Women have Mushmelons. I don't necessarily need really big honkers, but I think a decent rack is probably mandatory. (At least for me) This woman has a really outstanding set of Bazongas , she has the Torpedoes ya know, the kind that stick straight out and then angle up with that little extra ice cream scoop on top.

That's why I am trying to deal with the honking.
 *Rain*
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 114
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Posted: 12/18/2006 7:28:57 PM
When you say honking...do you mean she is blowing her nose and it makes a loud noise? She probably has a sinus problem...if it bothers you so much that you feel you have to tell her to stop, them maybe you should not be with her. I am sure she isn't doing it for the fun of it. It sounds like you are not really into her anyway...just her tata's.
 *Rain*
Joined: 11/29/2006
Msg: 115
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Posted: 12/18/2006 7:33:58 PM
And I would wonder if she knows you are talking about her torpedos on POF...She would be much better off without you. How shallow can someone be...Pffft!
 charlie_girl
Joined: 11/28/2005
Msg: 116
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Posted: 12/19/2006 11:58:06 AM
Veedub... Veedub, haven't we women of POF taught you anything?

Double-whammies might be torpedoes... but mushmelons and a decent rack-- never.

Different shapes entirely.

Perhaps some designing woman will draw an outline of each so you will know.


 ripponfalls
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 117
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Posted: 12/30/2006 4:41:40 AM
I should have such problems.
 smith2267
Joined: 8/26/2005
Msg: 118
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Posted: 12/30/2006 5:30:25 AM
I thought this was going to be about...well, I've heard squeezing breasts described as "honking"...lol
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 119
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Posted: 12/30/2006 11:20:08 AM
Send that honking woman to a honky tonk bar!! She'll snort all the more with some in her system

DW
 unknown2_comic
Joined: 12/7/2006
Msg: 120
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Posted: 12/30/2006 1:51:43 PM
Been a while since you wrote this maybe an update is needed or maybe not sounds very anal of you especially since you like her a enough by "giving her the go-ahead an upgrading her to official girlfriend status"

Sounds like it's Ed Zachary what you need some honking and snorting in your life to balance out your Tao

As far as tact you are as far away from tact as one can possibly be but who am i to say such a thing
 ~Brook~
Joined: 10/23/2006
Msg: 121
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Posted: 1/5/2007 2:20:53 PM
ahhh he is at it again. That man can always make me laugh
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
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Posted: 1/5/2007 2:25:12 PM
Is your friend's name Laverne? ....and does she have a roomate named Shirley by any chance?
 cedar77
Joined: 7/17/2006
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Posted: 1/5/2007 2:33:49 PM
Women with a great set of tata's often honk ....some honk regularly and some only honk during honking season.

If she honk's three short honk's followed by one long high pitched honk ...she's "not happy"
 Rebellious
Joined: 2/5/2006
Msg: 124
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Posted: 1/5/2007 4:59:48 PM
She honks? lol, that's why they call them honkies, stay away from white girls!
 ineedcomputerhelp
Joined: 8/16/2006
Msg: 125
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Posted: 1/5/2007 7:58:58 PM
Hey.. Veedub.. didn't you also post about your date with the Morraccan (sp?) woman who spewed in your mouth at the Morraccan restaurant?? The Morraccan woman also had a "great set of tatas".....

Makes you want to go hhhhmmmmm.....
 class_act27
Joined: 12/29/2006
Msg: 126
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Posted: 5/7/2007 10:54:37 AM
WTH is honking?? SeriouslY?
 ecaepydal
Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 127
SO WHAT?
Posted: 5/7/2007 11:55:47 AM
Hey, I've got an idea, how about you stop being so shallow? Get over it.
 justme1202
Joined: 7/26/2006
Msg: 128
SO WHAT?
Posted: 5/7/2007 12:50:14 PM
Oh why oh why was this thread brought back from the dead. Oh why oh why...
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