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|I read this quote today and it made me laugh .|
"Even with all the mayonnaise in the world ,you can't make chicken salad out of chicken shyt " It is from the book " It's Called A Break Up Because It Is Broken " by Greg Behrendt.
Other favorite quotes is
"What goes around comes around "
" God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. " Voltaire
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. " Voltaire
Posted: 7/19/2007 11:01:53 PM
|We are the people our parents warned us about. |
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem.
Posted: 7/20/2007 2:37:30 AM
|"Smile...It's the second best thing you can do with your lips"...|
"I child- proofed my house....but somehow they still get in"...
"I am willing to take responsibility for my actions...I just want to explore my other options first"...
"If only closed minds came with closed mouths"...
"Harassing me about my smoking could be hazardous to your health"...
"Prices subject to change according to customers attitudes"...
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid...STOP...abusing the privilege"...
" TEENAGERS: Tired of being harassed by your stupid parents?
ACT NOW: Move out,get a job,pay your own bills while you still know everything!"...
Posted: 7/20/2007 5:40:20 PM
|Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.|
- John Lehman
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
- David Richerby
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.
- Alex Levin
Posted: 7/23/2007 9:51:30 PM
|When you keep one EYE in the past and one EYE in the future....TODAY.......YOU'RE CROSS-EYED.|
Posted: 12/9/2007 2:22:44 PM
|Great minds discuss idea's, Average minds discuss events, Small minds discuss people. . . |
Posted: 12/16/2007 7:44:34 AM
|a coward dies a thousand deaths...|
a brave man dies but once.
Posted: 6/10/2008 6:27:59 PM
|if i do vow a friendship, i'll perform it to the last article.|
Posted: 6/11/2008 9:29:00 AM
|"Calm Seas Never Made a Skilled Sailor"|
"These Things Two Do Touch Thy Heart...The Art of Love, The Love of Art"
Posted: 6/12/2008 11:32:38 PM
|Not really 'quotes' but great one liner's from irc chat logs:|
I took a film class in college. We talked about Fight Club...
Golf is a game for pedophiles. People always want to score the lowest and won’t play past 18.
When Microsoft makes a product that doesn’t suck is the day they make a vacuum.
I wouldn’t want to be caught dead around a necrophiliac.
Practice safe sex – go f*** yourself!
Sex is a lot like work; which explains why so many customers complain about getting screwed.
What ever happened to ‘secret admirers’? Now we’re just called ’stalkers’.
I use to be bad at math but I did a 360 on that.
Love is a mutual agreement between two people to stalk each other.
There are many men who wish their girlfriend’s last name wasn’t “jpg”.
Why does everything else get dirty when I clean my glasses?
Only you can prevent forests!
New MMO “Outside”: Best graphics and player interaction but there’s a lifetime of grinding.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Best pick up line: “Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
Slinky + Escalator = Everlasting fun?
Bosses are like Huggies – always on someone’s ass and constantly full of shit.
Picasso Smilie: ^^_
If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Does the name Doctor Pavlov ring a bell?
Movies on TV need pop up blockers for commercials.
I saw a woman wearing a shirt with “Guess” on it and she hit me when I asked “Implants?”
I wish dating was like hypnosis so when I want to break up I could just snap my fingers.
Infinity / 2 = middle
What the f*** is wtf?
If love is a game where is the multiplayer version?
Posted: 6/13/2008 7:53:04 AM
|"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague"|