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Joined: 4/3/2011
Msg: 27
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Wow you must really like celery
Joined: 5/16/2011
Msg: 28
Pet Peeves
Posted: 11/19/2011 1:16:57 AM
Everyone does this, but it TRUELY annoys the crap out of me........ The wrong spelling or use of a word in a sentence; for example " There going to they're house over their". ( a friend actually wrote something quite simular like this to me....... I wanted to ask her if she actually GRADUATED from Highschool. or was her diploma a prize out of a Cracker Jack box!! It's silly, I know, but it's frustating to me....LEARN TO SPELL, please!! ( "They're (they are) going over to their (ownership) house over there (direction)". Or,"The too of us are going two the store...she wants to come,to." ("The two ( 2 )
of us are going to (direction) the store...she wants to come,too. (also)".
I also get annoyed by condesending, arrogant people, and people who are impressed by themselves.....their attitudes don't do much for me.
I try really hard to stay upbeat and positive......but sometimes, you just have to let it out, you know? Thanks for letting me share...
Joined: 7/30/2008
Msg: 29
Pet Peeves
Posted: 11/19/2011 8:14:54 PM
Magazines that put the Table of Contents on page 250
Joined: 9/14/2010
Msg: 30
Pet Peeves
Posted: 11/22/2011 12:59:48 PM
People in the theater that saw the movie last night and insist on telling you oh gosh watch this and i'm like i don't know you fool; it's okay once but not every three seconds!!!!
People that light a cigarette when they get to the front door of where they were going take a puff and put it out and throw it what was the point?
Falling in the toilet at 3 am when the men around the house leave it open this is one lesson I hope my sons remember.
Food shows in the wee hours of the morning that make you so hungry you can't sleep without hearing your stomach growl!
Potty training toilet targets, Fruit loops or any degradable cereal work just find without killing a tree and depleting our oxygen supply.
Lastly people who listen to a cd full blast even though every other word skips or cuts out and then they say listen this is so tight and all you hear is ththtgggttyuhgttuhyft when did kanye learn chinese fool he didn't! Get a new cd!
Joined: 10/8/2011
Msg: 31
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Posted: 11/22/2011 2:34:37 PM about when you are talking and someone interrupts you to say "....the who?"....instead of saying "...the what?"....when referring to a thing.
Joined: 11/14/2010
Msg: 32
Pet Peeves
Posted: 11/22/2011 4:47:40 PM
difficultone04- People who drive slow in the left lane, tailgaters, people who bock the isles in the grocery store, people who don't pick up after themselves, excuse me, but I'm not your maid, throwing trash out the window, conversation hogs, to name a few.
Joined: 6/29/2009
Msg: 33
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Posted: 11/22/2011 6:46:53 PM
The new McDonalds ads, where they want us to think that McDonalds is going to get us laid.

"Oh look! The young guy in the apartment building, has something cool to say to the babe from 7, because they BOTH like fries with that!"
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 34
Pet Peeves
Posted: 11/24/2011 10:48:38 AM
The 'Ask a Guy / Girl' threads, that only accomodate 21 replies...!!
why even save 400+ pages of Dead Topics...!!!
And speaking of 'short'...
The attention spans of people that can't remember the Topic of Discussion...
Because they're too intent on degrading and harassing other peoples Opinions!!

Joined: 2/4/2011
Msg: 35
Pet Peeves
Posted: 1/18/2013 5:42:40 PM
My pet peeves:

Having to move my car for someone to get out,
Someone's shed door banging all night,
Dogs humping my leg,
Restaurants etc throwing away food (when they could donate it to a shelter),

Feeding my cat everything imaginable and she still won't eat it,
People picking their noses at traffic lights,
My mobile going flat while I'm talking,
Being asked a question but the person asks someone else the same question and gets the same answer I gave.
Joined: 10/31/2012
Msg: 36
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Posted: 1/20/2013 6:56:07 PM
People who tell me I need to get a new truck, then get mad when I tell them that I'll buy it if they make the payments- and pay for the increased fuel use.
People who climb into the back of my truck when I throw my signal on instead of backing off.
People who ride down the yellow line at 45 mph but can do 70 when you pass them.
People circling the parking lot for 20 minutes waiting for a spot to open right outside the door, when they could have parked a little farther away and been inside in 3- then tell me I'm hurting the environment.

I now always park next to the cart corral with my driver's door toward it. It's amazing how fast a car gets moved when you toss a chain out of your truck by their bumper, then lay your brand new door against their car and squeeze in through the six inches they left you.
Joined: 1/11/2011
Msg: 37
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Posted: 1/21/2013 8:33:42 AM
Bad breath
I don't know how many people have experienced this...but someone who has bad breath is a very big turn off to me. I used to smoke several years ago and never reallized how bad I must have smelled to others. Then there is the person who has bad breath for one reason or another...some may be dental habits . But if you ever get right in front of them and start talking , you get it!!!
Does anyone else have this peeve ?
Joined: 2/1/2013
Msg: 38
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Posted: 2/13/2013 5:49:26 AM
Another peeve is the negative profiles that are almost comical w no lies, no cheating, no drama, I'm not a atm machine, our first date will be dutch. Or the infamous, I am tired of this dating site and the people that I am meeting. Growl, hiss, hollering won't bring you into happy relationship....if you're frustrated, like all of us, take a 'time out'.
Joined: 10/28/2012
Msg: 39
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Posted: 2/13/2013 7:32:04 PM
20 stalls in the ladies room, no one in there but you and the next person that comes in takes the stall next to you....
 Azure Azure
Joined: 12/21/2009
Msg: 40
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Posted: 2/14/2013 8:14:43 PM
"I also get annoyed by condesending, arrogant people, and people who are impressed by themselves.....their attitudes don't do much for me."

I think you should use a dictionary yourself and learn how to spell "condescend" and show a little tolerance. I know this is about Pet Peeves.
Joined: 1/13/2013
Msg: 41
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Posted: 2/18/2013 11:35:14 PM
Oh god idiot drivers annoy the $#!+ outta me!
especially drunk drivers that assume theyre okay to drive.. and when people do 10 miles under the speed limit..
nose pickers in traffic, and when they cut you off and look at you like YOU did something wrong! The chick never got out of the car though.

But also people that undermine my intelligence, purposely mis-spell words, interrupt me in the middle of a sentence to mention nothing of importance, and being lied to when I know damn well whats going on.

And the last two that I can think of is people that judge others without really getting to know them,its kind of like bullying, peace cannot be attained through conflict, or when people place judgement based on their assumptions, atleast get to know what the situation is first.
Joined: 4/19/2010
Msg: 42
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Posted: 2/25/2013 7:59:01 PM
Checking out "my matches" to find out I can't message most of them because nothing matche
Joined: 2/17/2013
Msg: 43
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Posted: 2/26/2013 8:23:52 AM
When people smoke in the car with the windows up and an infant is the back seat. :'(
Joined: 2/14/2013
Msg: 44
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Posted: 2/26/2013 7:13:47 PM
* when a store clerk ignores people standing in front of them IN THE STORE to answer the phone for customers who are too lazy to leave their home
* when two people go out together and instead of talking to each other, text each other on their phones
* people who keep trying to txt you after you txt back the one-word response: "driving"
* people who won't stop a conversation after you suggest that you're going to bed and say "goodnight"
* people who don't turn on their headlights when it's dark, rainy or foggy
Joined: 2/24/2012
Msg: 45
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Posted: 2/26/2013 7:30:08 PM
when someone says they want to meet then you never hear from them again.
Joined: 2/22/2013
Msg: 46
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Posted: 2/27/2013 1:33:46 AM
oh i cannot stand when people go by the house in the middle of the night with their stereo blasting so loud that you can hear it over the tv inside. my house is pretty close to the street, and some insane people just can't listen to music unless everybody within a 300 yard radius can hear it too. and i can't stand being in the car with people who listen to music that loud either. if i have to raise my voice to have to talk over your radio then i'm gonna turn it down. and if you mind, then you're an idiot. wake up folks, you're not cool for listening to loud music. nothing about it is cool. never will be. grow up and turn your radio down. i could have used every swear word imaginable in this post but i'm using self control. that's something you should consider next time you want to turn up your stereo. its gettin me ripped just typin about it lol
Joined: 5/9/2012
Msg: 47
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Posted: 3/1/2013 2:43:15 AM
People asking the same questions over and over again when they already know the answers but still play dumb...unhappy sour negative people always complaining about life
Joined: 2/10/2005
Msg: 48
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Posted: 3/2/2013 8:02:09 PM

you're not cool for listening to loud music.

uhmm listening to music loud is actually pretty cool,lol, concerts parties, ect.,lol, just saying...

command prompts say on facebook, or at the bank atm machines, always have to press another button again to reconfirm what I wanted in the first place..."Are you sure you want to block that?" -No you got me to change my mind...
"you entered blah blah blah is that correct"....No, no it is not I an idiot…

Women having sex with their dogs, google some porn on it(not just mans best friend)...

My worst pet Peeve when someone uses a dish rag to wipe bacterial infested counters/and/or food messes, and then uses the same rag to wash dishes...

No one ever says black is their favourite colour, but everyone wears black, especially jackets...

People justifying it is okay to be shallow because it is their personal preference or "they like what they like"(seen this on the forums 10000000000 times...

While I am talking about the forums, wtf, I get " you have posted your 5 posts for the day",lmao, 5 posts , seriously, to generous, I went to the profile review section, to maybe help a couple people with their profiles, and those count as posts,lol...There are quite a few categories, and in each one there are 1000000000 questions asked, in each, and you get 5 posts, really...I got an explanation for a certain who, that these forums are not for communication, lol, but to help people,lol...How can you "help" people when you can not post and omg if you actually have to reply to a comment on the same thread you , better not waste your posts,lol....A forum not for communication, lol, I have heard it all now, would not want to hurt the integrity of the site, or what it was "intended" for...


Noisy eaters, Errrrr...
People who blame anything but themselves for THEIR failure/s....
People who can not apologise or can say " I am sorry" even if they just killed your grandmother...
People with a false reality, that think the world is one way, and dismiss any other view/s...
People who ask questions but know the answer, and nod non stop while you are talking, like they knew that, and even say , yes I thought so...
Going to a drive thru, and they managed to find the person who speaks the worse chopped broken english ever, and they are taking your order...
Grocery clerks that want to bundle the receipt with my change. Hand me the money separately so I can put it in my wallet or pocket, and then hand me the receipt or place it in the bag.
People who signal with their vehicle, when they are basically turning already...
People driving super slow in front of you and as soon as you decide to pass them, they seem to be able to go faster than you all of a sudden...
Cell phones, and people texting in general...
People mentioning how great the new G4 browberry is and all the features, but when they show me the features, they are stupid and no different than 6 years ago...
People who say they listen to music, but I never see them doing so, they can name almost no artists, and can not list songs they like...
Parents that take their children out in public and they are usually ill mannered monsters, but their faces look like dirty banana split sundaes, wipe your children down…
Parents that talk to their children in public, but in that voice, and they project their tone, as they know people are around and they are not really talking to the child but talking so everyone can hear what they are saying, usually followed by a look around to see who was listening,lol…

Me walking and then tripping over a parent’s child, like I just collided with a small animal and I look around and see no parent/s, then about a minute later I see the parent/s, and they usually have a leisure look on their face like they were there the whole time …

Parents thinking their child is the cutest or if the child hits a spoon on a plastic tub, that they have immense talent, I know what proud is, but lets be realistic a little…

Horrible parents that do not think they are horrible parents and mention ever excuse they can think of as to why they are great ones, and never, ever mention any flaws they have…

People asking “how are you today” and I mention I am fine, as a generic answer, as if I told them I am horrible can you listen to my problems for a bit, as if you cared about the question in the first place, as they are already talking before I even say how good I am, and when they ask the question, they expect me to reply “how are you today”, but I do not, and there is either an awkward silence where they expect me to say it, or they reply I am good as well,lol, like I was wondering what their mood was, or they thought I imaginarily asked them the same question…

People who say things over again, sometimes 3 or 4 times, when you reply to them , “yes”, or “Ok”, and because they talked for so long their brains do not understand one word answers …
Women leaving the toilet seat down…
The radio playing the same set of songs over and over again for 9 months, then people mentioning they like that certain song they just herd …
If you go to a buffet in the next little bit first witness how basically no one washes their hands before they eat, and everyone touches the serving utensils at the buffet as well…
I think that is enough for today…
Joined: 10/21/2007
Msg: 49
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Posted: 3/11/2015 11:15:10 AM
Additional peeves:

People driving with their brights on all the time.

People that cut across lanes when turning left. For gawd's sake I shouldn't have to worry they will hit me when I'm 2 lanes away from the lane they're heading in to.
Joined: 2/11/2015
Msg: 50
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Posted: 3/14/2015 1:10:38 AM
a) People who slow down to look at an accident, yet don't do anything to help.
b) People who don't get the hell out of the way of EMS on route to an emergency or transporting people from an emergency.
c) People who build excessive credit card debt, then try to explain how the U.S. National Debt is a problem from "their perspective".
d) People who adopt animals, then dump them to the curb like used toys.
e) Parents who divorce and use their children as weaponry in the divorce.
f) People who get a DUI after their friend tells them, "Call me if you need a designated driver".

This list could go on...
Joined: 9/29/2014
Msg: 51
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Posted: 3/14/2015 5:02:02 AM
Lazy bleeners that can't flush a bleening urinal.
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