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 Black Magic Woman
Joined: 12/21/2007
Msg: 876
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I love my sex~~~Benny Benassi

Love

And I love my sex

Love

I love dresses
Cars
Perfumes
And jewels
I love man
Money
Power
And I love my sex

I love my sex


 Letsgotoamovie
Joined: 11/26/2006
Msg: 877
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Posted: 2/6/2008 7:57:03 AM
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Comin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
 SmilingOne
Joined: 6/5/2006
Msg: 878
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Posted: 2/6/2008 4:35:07 PM
Chevelle - Send the Pain Below

I liked,
Having hurt,
So send the pain below,
Where I need it.

You used to beg me,
To take,
Care of things,
And smile at the thoughts,
Of me failing.

But long before,
Having hurt,
I'll send the pain below,
I'll send the pain below.

Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below),
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below).

You used run me away,
All while laughing,
Then cry about that fact,
Til my returns.

But long before,
Having hurt,
I'll send the pain below,
I'll send the pain below.

Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating,
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below),
Much like suffocating (I'll send the pain below),
Much like suffocating!

I can'y feel my chest (chest, chest),
Anymore,
Drop down,
Cause I am, (?)
I can't feel my chest (chest, chest) (RAHH!!!.)
Drop down! (RAHHHHHH!!!.)

I liked,
Having hurt,
So send the pain below,
So send the pain below (Much like suffocating) (I liked),
So send the pain below (Much like suffocating) (Having hurt),
So send the pain below (Much like suffocating),
So send the pain below (Much like suffocating),
So send the pain below.
 Narkle
Joined: 12/15/2007
Msg: 879
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Posted: 2/6/2008 5:58:11 PM
(I'm guessing some of these lyrics are too raunchy by seeing a bunch of them 'disappear', so with any luck this isn't too much...)

Bitter Green ~ Gordon Lightfoot

Upon the bitter green she walked the hills above the town
Echo to her footsteps as soft as Eider down
Waiting for her master to kiss away her tears
Waiting through the years
Bitter Green they called her
Walking in the sun
Loving everyone that she met
Bitter Green they called her
Waiting in the sun
Waiting for someone to take her home

Some say he was a sailor who died away at sea
Some say he was a prisoner who never was set free
Lost upon the ocean he died there in the mist
Dreaming of her kiss

Bitter Green they called her
Walking in the sun
Loving everyone that she met
Bitter Green they called her
Waiting in the sun
Waiting for someone to take her home

But now the bitter green is gone, the hills have turned to rust
There comes a weary stranger, his tears fall in the dust
Kneeling by the churchyard in the autumn mist
Dreaming of a kiss

Bitter Green they called her
Walking in the sun
Loving everyone that she met
Bitter Green they called her
Waiting in the sun
Waiting for someone to take her home

 flutterby1
Joined: 9/7/2006
Msg: 880
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Posted: 2/6/2008 7:39:31 PM
Domino - VanMorrison

Don't want to discuss it
I think it's time for a change
You may get disgusted
And start thinkin' that I'm actin' strange
In that case I'll go underground
Get some heavy rest
Never have to worry
About what is worst and what is best . . . hit it

Chorus:
Oh, oh, Domino
Roll me over, Romeo, there you go
Lord have mercy, I said
Oh, oh, Domino
Roll me over, Romeo, there you go
Say it again
I said oh, oh, Domino

 Narkle
Joined: 12/15/2007
Msg: 881
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Posted: 2/6/2008 7:49:32 PM
Happy Endings ~ Better Than Ezra

And though you will say I'm wrong.
It's much easier with you along.
Sundays were made for this.
Seeing Bond give the villain a kiss

Holding your face in the glow
Play on, Play on
Happy endings

I thought that you'd like to know.
I'm finally letting her go.
You always said, "Tell me when. . .
You're ready at last to begin."

Learning to chance it again
Play on, play on
Happy endings

So let them all dissolve
And welcome a new resolve
Here's where the credits run
Riding off into the sun

And love is real
Reading your eyes in the glow
Play on, play on
Happy endings

 ingsoc
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 882
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Posted: 2/6/2008 10:29:56 PM
54-40 : Take Me Out

Seeing the train roll away, I'm going out of my head here
All this singing, all this ringing, makes me want to say
Take me out, take me out of this life, take me out of this hole
Take me out tonight

Always looking out, I know what I know what I'm supposed to see
But too many days and too many ways of waiting for a taste
Take me out, take me out of this life, take me out of this hole
Take me out, take me out tonight

Don't you forget me, even when there's nothing left
Don't you forget me, in and out of love,
Take me out

Always looking out there, hoping to find something better somewhere
And I'm looking high and I'm looking on, I see a river I want on
Take me out, take me out of this life, take me out baby,
Take me out tonight

You were the one to explain things,
You were the one that paints me
I am caught in a prison waiting for release

Don't you forget me even when there's nothin' left
Don't you forget me, in and out of love, take me out
Take me out of this life, take me out baby, take me out tonight
 Letsgotoamovie
Joined: 11/26/2006
Msg: 883
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Posted: 2/7/2008 8:39:52 AM
Daylight, alright
I dont know, I dont know if its real
Been a long night and something aint right
You wont show, you wont show how you feel

No time ever seems right
To talk about the reasons why you and I fight
Its high time to draw the line
Put an end to this game before its too late

Head games, its you and me baby
Head games, and I cant take it anymore
Head games, I dont wanna play the...
Head games

I daydream for hours it seems
I keep thinkin of you, yeah, thinkin of you
These daydreams, what do they mean?
They keep haunting me, are they warning me?

Daylight turns into night
We try and find the answer but its nowhere in sight
Its always the same and you know whos to blame
You know what Im sayin, still we keep on playin

Head games, thats all I get from you
Head games, and I cant take it anymore
Head games, dont wanna play the...
Head games

So near, so far away
We pass each other by cause we dont know what to say
Its so clear, Im sorry to say
But if you wanna win you gotta learn how to play

Head games, always you and me, baby
Head games, till I cant take it anymore
Head games, instead of makin love
Head games, ooh

Head games, always you and me, baby
Head games, till I cant take it anymore, no more
Head games, instead of makin love, we play
Head games

Head games, in the first degree
Head games, yeah, always you and me
Head games, why do you do it baby?
Head games

~ Foreigner
 ukyoss
Joined: 2/20/2005
Msg: 884
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Posted: 2/7/2008 1:09:37 PM
Right now the song i cant get out of my head is One republics Apologize The remix by timbaland is greatas well but i prefer the orig better. But this song makes me think so much about my ex fiance who died and the way we were together, I would love to meet another person that could make the fire in me feel that way again . Its been a long long time since i have felt that kinda of passion.
 ingsoc
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 885
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Posted: 2/7/2008 3:13:21 PM
Tool : Jerk-off

"Used to be a bunch of assholes that lived in this part of the building here.
But we systematically removed them like you would any kind of termite or roach."

Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong.
Punishment was cure for those who dare to cross the line.
But it must not be true for jerk-offs just like you.
And maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
But I'm tired of waiting.

Someone told me once that there's a right and wrong.
Punishment was cure for those who dare cross the line.
But it must not be true for jerk-offs just like you.
And maybe it's just bullshit.
I should play god and shoot you myself.

Tired of waiting.
Consequences dictate course of action.
And it doesn't matter what's right.
It's only wrong if you get caught.
If consequences dictate my course of action I should,
I should play god and just shoot you myself.

Tired of waiting.
Die.
Shoot it.
Kick it.
F*ck it.
Shoot you in your f*ckin' head.
 ingsoc
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 886
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Posted: 2/7/2008 5:51:34 PM
Disturbed : Deify

All my devotion betrayed
I am no longer afraid
I was too blinded to see
How much you've stolen from me

You want to know why I feel so horrified?
I've let my innocence die
You want to know why I can't be pacified?
You made me bury something
I won't be sleeping tonight

I only wanted a blessing made
Now I've been labeled a renegade
It seems so clear now what I must do
You're no immortal
I won't let them
Deify you
They view you as the new messiah
Deify you
Renew belief in some demented man

You want to know why it seems the passion's died?
We've all been living this lie
You want to know why my will's been fortified?
You've made me hunger again
Good luck sleeping tonight

I only wanted a blessing made
Now I've been labeled a renegade
It seems so clear now what I must do
You're no immortal
I won't let them
Deify you
They view you as the new messiah
Deify you
Renew belief in some demented man

All my devotion betrayed
I am no longer afraid
I was too blinded to see
How much you've stolen from me

Deify you
They view you as the new messiah
Deify you
Renew belief in some demented man
 Black Magic Woman
Joined: 12/21/2007
Msg: 887
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Posted: 2/7/2008 6:53:11 PM
Apologize~~~Timbaland

I'm holdin on your rope
got me ten feet off the ground
I'm hearin what you say but
I just can't make a sound
You tell me that you need me
-then you go and cut me down
But wait
You tell me that you're sorry

Didn't think I'd turn around and say
That it's too late to apologize, it's too late
eh eh eh
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
eh eh eh
oh yeahhh, ooohh
eh eh eh

I'd take another chance, take a fall,
take a shot for you ooohhh
And I need you like a heart needs a beat
But that's nothing new yaaeeahh
I loved you with a fire read
Now it's turning blue
And you say
Sorry like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
eh eh eh
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
eh eh eh
ooohh
eh eh eh
eh eh eh

It's too late to apologize, it's too late
eh eh eh
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
eh eh eh ooohhh
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
eyyyeeeaaahhh
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late
eyyyeeeaaahhh

I'm holdin on your rope
Got me ten feet ooofff the ground
 ingsoc
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 888
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Posted: 2/8/2008 12:04:46 PM
Nirvana : Smells like teen spirit

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It's fun to lose
And to pretend
She's overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word

Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yeah

I'm worse at what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end

Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yeah

And I forget
Just what it takes
And yet I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard
It''s hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind

Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello
Hello Hello Hello Hello

With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yeah
 Narkle
Joined: 12/15/2007
Msg: 889
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Posted: 2/9/2008 10:44:16 AM
I Don't Wanna Be Here - Trooper


I don't wanna be here
I would sooner be
Somewhere else but here
I don't wanna be here

I don't wanna be here
I would sooner be
Somewhere else but here
I don't wanna be here

Chain smokin' cigarettes
Fightin' with the telephone
Nobody's home and I'm useless alone
Visibly shaken
No sensation
Got a serious lack of inspiration

Gotta get up
Gotta go out
Gotta go downtown
Take a look around
Gotta get up

And maybe if a lady accidentally stumbles on me
We could have a hot date and stay out late
And maybe if a hotshot body shop is rockin'
With a mediocre band we could give 'em a hand
(For a good time, not a long time)

I don't wanna be here
I would sooner be
Somewhere else but here
I don't wanna be here ...
 ingsoc
Joined: 1/30/2008
Msg: 890
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Posted: 2/9/2008 11:04:23 AM
Pink : Stupid Girls

Aha, aha

Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
(Come on)
Disasters all around
World despaired
Your only concern
Will it f*ck up my hair

Maybe if I act like that (do like this), that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that (Oh, Oh-Oh, Do you think?), flipping my blond hair back (Do you think?)
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl (Yeah, yeah)

(Do ya think? Do ya think? Do ya think?)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you f*ck me girl, silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you f*ck me girl, silly I'm so lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

(Baby) Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
(Baby if I) Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that (maybe if I act like that), that guy will call me back (that guy will call me back)
Porno Paparazzi girl (Porno Paparazzi girl), I don't wanna be a stupid girl (stupid girl)
Baby if I act like that (maybe if I act like that), flipping my blond hair back (flipping my blond hair back)
Push up my bra like that (push up my bra like that), I don't wanna be a stupid girl (stupid girl)

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that,
Stupid girl
Stupid girl
Stupid girl
 printer2
Joined: 6/19/2007
Msg: 891
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Posted: 2/11/2008 3:29:06 PM
49 Tons
(Fred Eaglesmith)
There were seventeen cars out in my
The boys in blue are calling my name,
Semi-automatic up on the roof,
They just to want to talk to me,
I told them what they wanted to hear,
The only thing that I knew:
Forty-nine tons of diesel locomotive
Couldn't drag me back to you.
Everywhere you look, there's a train
Everywhere you look, there's a runaway
Play my heart like a bottleneck, baby,
Running up and down and pulling
Everywhere you go, everybody knows,
You're looking for someone to do.
Forty-nine tons of diesel locomotive
Couldn't drag me back to you.
If I was a switchman, if I was a brakeman,
If I was an engineer,
I'd point that train on down the track
And clear on out of here.
If I was the man swinging the lantern,
I'd swing it 'til it was blue.
Forty-nine tons of diesel locomotive
Couldn't drag me back to you.
Forty-nine tons of diesel locomotive
Couldn't drag me back to you.
Forty-nine tons of diesel locomotive
Couldn't drag me back to you.
Forty-nine tons of diesel locomotive
Couldn't drag me back to you.
Forty-nine tons of diesel locomotive
Couldn't drag me back to you.
 Letsgotoamovie
Joined: 11/26/2006
Msg: 892
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Posted: 2/12/2008 7:44:55 PM
Hooked on a feelin ~ BJ Thomas

I can't stop this feelin' deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize what you do to me
When ya hold me in your arms so tight
You let me know everything's all right

I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
High on believin' that you're in love with me

Lips are sweet as candy, the taste stays on my mind
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine
I got it bad for you, girl but I don't need a cure
I'll just stay addicted and hope I can endure

All the good love when we're all alone
Keep it up, girl, yeah ya turn me on

I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
High on believin' that you're in love with me

All the good love when we're all alone
Keep it up, girl, yeah ya turn me on

I-I-I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
I'm high on believin' that you're in love with me
 Letsgotoamovie
Joined: 11/26/2006
Msg: 893
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Posted: 2/14/2008 10:05:18 AM
For Valentines Day ~~ Queen ~~ Somebody to Love

Can anybody find me somebody to love?
Each morning I get up I die a little
Can barely stand on my feet
Take a look in the mirror and cry
Lord what you're doing to me
I have spent all my years in believing you
But I just can't get no relief, Lord!
Somebody, somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

I work hard every day of my life
I work till I ache my bones
At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own -
I get down on my knees
And I start to pray
Till the tears run down from my eyes
Lord - somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me - somebody to love?

(He works hard)

Everyday - I try and I try and I try -
But everybody wants to put me down
They say I'm goin' crazy
They say I got a lot of water in my brain
Got no common sense
I got nobody left to believe
Yeah - yeah yeah yeah

Oh Lord
Somebody - somebody
Can anybody find me somebody to love?

Got no feel, I got no rhythm
I just keep losing my beat
I'm ok, I'm alright
Ain't gonna face no defeat
I just gotta get out of this prison cell
Someday I'm gonna be free, Lord!

Find me somebody to love
Can anybody find me somebody to love?
 Narkle
Joined: 12/15/2007
Msg: 894
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Posted: 2/14/2008 6:14:25 PM
My Only Love ~ Roxy Music (Flesh & Blood,1980)

Do I ever wonder?
More than words can say
Heaven knows it's hard enough to pray

Let me tell you something
There's a change in me
Even now you're gone - you'll always be

My only love
My only love
Only love... my only love

Does it seem so funny,
For a fool to cry?
Do you know the meaning of goodbye?

There's a river flowing,
By a willow tree
When you need to know, remember me

My only love
My only love
Only love... my only love

Let me tell you something
More than words can say
But they're all I have, no other way

There's a river flowing,
by a willow tree
When you find you're there - remember me...

My only love
My only love
Only love... my only love
My only love... only love...


 freckleswithluv
Joined: 1/20/2007
Msg: 895
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Posted: 2/15/2008 9:37:49 PM
Alone Again Naturally.........Gilbert O'Sullivan

In a little while from now
If I’m not feeling any less sour
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby tower
And climbing to the top will throw myself off
In an effort to make it clear to who
Ever what it’s like when you’re shattered
Left standing in the lurch at a church
Where people saying: "My God, that’s tough
She's stood him up"
No point in us remaining
We may as well go home
As I did on my own
Alone again, naturally

To think that only yesterday
I was cheerful, bright and gay
Looking forward to well wouldn’t do
The role I was about to play
But as if to knock me down
Reality came around
And without so much, as a mere touch
Cut me into little pieces
Leaving me to doubt
Talk about God and His mercy
Or if He really does exist
Why did He desert me in my hour of need
I truly am indeed Alone again, naturally

It seems to me that there are more hearts
broken in the world that can’t be mended
Left unattended
What do we do? What do we do?

Alone again, naturally
Now looking back over the years
And whatever else that appears
I remember I cried when my father died
Never wishing to hide the tears
And at sixty-five years old
My mother, God rest her soul,
Couldn’t understand why the only man
She had ever loved had been taken
Leaving her to start with a heart so badly broken
Despite encouragement from me
No words were ever spoken
And when she passed away
I cried and cried all day
Alone again, naturally
Alone again, naturally

 Letsgotoamovie
Joined: 11/26/2006
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Posted: 2/21/2008 11:08:31 AM
Movie: A Prairie Home Companion
Artist: Woody Harrelson & John C. Reilly
Song: Bad Jokes

The blind man's seeing eye dog
Pissed on the blind man's shoe
The blind man said, "Here Rover,
Here's a piece of beef for you."
His wife said, "Don't reward him.
You can't just let that pass."
The blind man said,
"I gotta find his mouth,
so I can kick him in the ass."

Chorus

Bad Jokes,
Lord I love them.
Bad jokes,
Can't get enough of 'em.
Oo oo oo whee,
Bad jokes for me.

You got one Dusty.
I got one Lefty.
Let's hear it.

When God created woman,
He gave her not two breasts but three.
When the middle one got in the way
God performed surgery.
Woman stood before God,
With middle breast in hand.
Said "What do we do,
With the useless boob?"
And God created man.

Bad Jokes,
Lord I love them.
Bad jokes,
Can't get enough of 'em.
Oo oo oo whee,
Bad jokes for me.

Gramps turned 80 the other day,
And everybody was there.
And he was dressed up in a brand new suit,
Sitting in his big lawn chair.
When a beautiful young naked woman,
Stood up in front of the group.
She offered gramps some super sex ,
And he said, "I'll take the soup!"

Bad Jokes,
Lord I love them.
Bad jokes,
Can't get enough of 'em.
oo oo oo whee,
Bad jokes for me.

You ready for another one?
Yea, lay it on me.

Ole went to the neighborhood dance,
And he won the big door prize.
Was a toilet brush,
And he took it home.
And the next week one of the guys,
Said, "Ole, how's that toilet brush,
The one you won from the neighbors?"
Ole said, "Oh, it works pretty good,
But I prefer toilet paper."

Bad Jokes,
Lord I love them.
Bad jokes,
Can't get enough of 'em.
Oo oo oo whee,
Bad jokes for me.

The farmer had a champion bull,
Bred 200 times a year.
The farmer's wife said, "200 times!
Isn't that wonderful dear?
Maybe you oughta watch 'em
Maybe he'll show you how."
The farmer said, "He's a heck of a bull,
But it wasn't all with same cow."
Come on now.

Bad Jokes,
Lord I love them.
Bad jokes,
Can't get enough of 'em.
Oo oo oo whee,
Bad jokes for me.

You gotta another one Dusty?
Actually I do.

You hear about the viagra shipment that got stolen?
No, who they think did it?
Well they don't know,
But they're on the lookout for hardened criminals.

You got another one?
I got another one Lefty.

Sven said to his friend,
"O, I think my wife died."
His friend said, "O, what do ya mean you think?"
"Well, the sex is still the same,
But the dishes are stacking up."

Hey Dusty.
Yea Lefty.

Did you know that diarrhea was hereditary?
No, I didn't.
Yea, it runs in your jeans.

Hey, uh, Lefty.
Yea, go aheadin.

Why do they call it PMS?
PMS, well I don't know why?
'Cuz Mad Cow was already taken.

Hey, Dusty.
Yea, Lefty.

What do you get when you cross
Holy water with castor oil?
I don't know Lefty.
What do you get?
A religious movement.

Hey, uh, hey, Lefty.

What did the elephant
say to the naked man?
What'd he say?
"It's cute, but can you really breath
through that thing?"

[Come on.]

Bad Jokes,
Lord I love 'em.
Bad jokes,
Can't get enough of 'em.
Oo oo oo whee,
Bad jokes for me.

Bad Jokes,
Man I love 'em.
Bad jokes,
Can't get enough of 'em.
Oo oo oo whee,
Baaaad, Whoo
jokes for meee.

[Hey!]

 Deranged
Joined: 12/3/2005
Msg: 897
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Posted: 2/21/2008 12:20:45 PM
Just think about it

Lately I've been skeptical
Silent when I would used to speak
Distant from all around me
who witness me fail and become weak
Life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down

but you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain
because you know it all and I guess things will never change
but you might need my hand when falling in your whole
Your disposition i'll remember when i'm letting go of...
you
and me
we're through
and rearranged

It seems that you're not satisfied
there's too much on your mind
So you leave and I cant believe all the bullshit that I find
Life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down

but you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain
because you know it all and I guess things will never change
but you might need my hand when falling in your whole
Your disposition i'll remember when i'm letting go of...
you
and me
we're through
and rearranged

you and me we're through
and rearranged

you're no good
for me
thank god its over

You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin'
You make believe life is so long until you're dyin'
You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin',
cryin' on me
You make believe that life is so long until you're dyin',
dyin' on me

(You ruin everything )
you think everybody is the same
(and you kept f'ckin with me )
I don't think that anybody is like you
(until its over and)
you think everybody is the same
(i wont be the same)
I don't think that anybody is like you

Just think about it.
You'll get it.

~Limp Bizkit
 Fort Garry Dark
Joined: 11/25/2005
Msg: 898
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Posted: 2/21/2008 7:58:00 PM
Song Without Words Op 19, No 6 Mendelssohn
 Black Magic Woman
Joined: 12/21/2007
Msg: 899
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Posted: 2/23/2008 10:41:09 AM
free bird~~~lynyrd skynyrd

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me?
For I must be travelling on, now,
'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.
But, if I stayed here with you, girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.

Bye, bye, its been a sweet love.
Though this feeling I can't change.
But please don't take it badly,
'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.
But, if I stayed here with you girl,
Things just couldn't be the same.
Cause I'm as free as a bird now,
And this bird you'll never change.
And this bird you can not change.
Lord knows, I can't change.
Lord help me, I can't change.
 freckleswithluv
Joined: 1/20/2007
Msg: 900
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Posted: 2/23/2008 10:56:14 PM
Squeeze box.........The Who

Mama's got a squeeze box
She wears on her chest
And when Daddy comes home
He never gets no rest

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

Well the kids don't eat
And the dog can't sleep
There's no escape from the music
In the whole damn street

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

She's playing all night
And the music's all tight
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes, squeeze me, come on and squeeze me
Come on and tease me like you do
I'm so in love with you
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

She goes in and out and in and out and in and out and in and out

'Cause she's playing all night
And the music's all right
Mama's got a squeeze box
Daddy never sleeps at night

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