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 takingmytime
Joined: 10/19/2005
Msg: 32
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Well I have to say this if she asks "what time do you have to be up in the morning" and then offers to set her alarm.......she is horny.
 SierraLeone~me
Joined: 5/10/2006
Msg: 33
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:36:48 PM
Maybe, she grabbed it- and then realized- oops- wrong one- you are not my bf-
- OP- If a girl wants you- take a lesson "dating 101" YOU WILL KNOW!
Sierra
(O~S)
 Leeanne
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 35
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How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:39:55 PM
She'll lean over touch your knee and whisper - baby I'm so horny for you!!!
 claypot
Joined: 3/7/2006
Msg: 36
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:44:21 PM
Let's make it simple.........just ask her. LOL. If it's getting laid you are looking for, then why waste time, just ask!!!
 Jenn179
Joined: 5/4/2006
Msg: 37
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:46:46 PM

She is breathing.


That's what I was going to say. I'm not kidding. If a girl such as myself was horny, I wouldn't bother with the silly body language, I'd just jump right on it.


 haylspa27
Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 38
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:51:19 PM
when she throughs you on the bed and your the one screaming for mercie
ohh ouch ah ouch ow stop ow ohhh baby alright
 chipperoo64
Joined: 1/22/2006
Msg: 39
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How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:53:04 PM
When I crack the whip! lmfao
 Mandrake48
Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 40
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:54:29 PM
Ahhh Jenn...I could tell you were an Aquarian but too young!

wish you older ones talked like that....I am ready now....jump on jump on!!
 Omega X
Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 41
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:54:35 PM
Simple

If you see them open and squeeze their legs together, continously.

or

If they are biting on their lip.
 Brownsugar1313
Joined: 4/16/2006
Msg: 42
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How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:55:06 PM
When she starts to look and act like a vampire.....all strange movements and cat like strides and raspy voice and then she looks you deapan in the eye and says, "I'm soooooo horny right now...you have no idea!" then she rotates her head, slants her eyes and wait for you to do something......

LOL
 ~Crazy Chic~
Joined: 4/28/2006
Msg: 43
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 6:56:02 PM

Well.. you don't have to be a cougar to be horny.. but I was examining whether one could work out the level of horniness in a chick via the usage of formal logic

IF chick X = Cougar THEN X = horny

IF chick X /= (not equal to) Cougar THEN X may still be horny, but more IF/NOT questions are required to ascertain if X is horny or not


oh okay, was just wondering ,cause this cougar is 24/7. Are you a math teacher by any chance?
 oneafternoon
Joined: 3/15/2005
Msg: 45
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How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 7:13:25 PM
When you see her humping some guy.
 ~Crazy Chic~
Joined: 4/28/2006
Msg: 46
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 7:22:17 PM

What I do is reach my hand up her skirt and see if she is wet. If she is wet, then there is a good chance she is horny. If not, leave her alone.


note to self, to buy more skirts
 marriah
Joined: 3/8/2006
Msg: 47
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 7:34:08 PM
How can you tell?? Depends on the degree of horniness, and believe me, there are degrees!

However, no matter how desparately horny I may become, I will still not send these signals to just any man. It will be a man where there is some sort of chemical attraction interaction going on. And yes, I will be talking to him, but the speed or amount of talking I do has nothing to do with my sexual thermostat, but maybe the way I talk to him, finding reasons to hang around, touching him as I talk, hitting him on the arm, joking around.
Nipple erectness and wetness have nothing to do with horniness for me. Foreplay is for all that. Now I'd better quit talking about this, because I have no man friend to take it out on!
 Mesnafugal
Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 48
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How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 8:39:57 PM
I've tried to explain to him... if I'm breathing.. I'm horny... what is so hard to understand about that???
 iamasquare
Joined: 9/28/2005
Msg: 50
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 10:48:12 PM
When you stick your hand down her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZINGER!
 .liv2222.
Joined: 4/16/2006
Msg: 51
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 11:35:58 PM
I didn't read the entire thread, but....

Check her pupils...Same goes for men.

Apparently, when we are looking at someone we're attracted to, our pupils dilate. If we're horny, they dilate more.

Ahhh, I heard it on Showcase!
 Studly the Muffin
Joined: 1/11/2006
Msg: 52
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/30/2006 11:48:57 PM
never buy a girl a drink. if they're not attracted to you before you buy the drink, it's not going to help. do you really think a girl is going to say, "hmmm... normally i wouldn't sleep with this guy, but he did buy me drinks, so i guess i will..."

make her buy YOU drinks bud! tell her if she wants a chance with you, she'll buy the drinks!
 oneafternoon
Joined: 3/15/2005
Msg: 53
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Posted: 5/31/2006 12:03:24 AM
lol , the girl buy you drinks ... you give the worst advice
 chocodude
Joined: 5/29/2006
Msg: 54
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2006 12:40:38 AM
Yup, and if it looks good i'd make a move and then i know for sure ...
 Emon3y
Joined: 3/30/2006
Msg: 55
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2006 1:26:39 AM
obviously if shes flirting...touching you trying to hit up a convo...she likes you...usually if a girl has been drinking quite a bit...all u have to do is throw in a jokingly "HEY! wanna come back to my place?" if she jumps up and says "SURE! lets go!" then take her home and do her...shes in...if she laughs and brushes it off...back away...pretty much theres no other way u can tell....

WARNING: do not try that line on a girl who has had noting to drink...she may get offended and smack ur face.

NOTE: cheesy pick-up lines work ;)
 set the hook
Joined: 5/25/2006
Msg: 56
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2006 7:36:27 PM
If you find a wet spot everywhere she sits, you know you've got a squirter on your hands. I wouldn't go down on a squirter.
 set the hook
Joined: 5/25/2006
Msg: 58
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2006 8:21:56 PM
I've never been with a squirter before, so maybe I'm just not used to the idea. If you posed that question to start a thread, I'd definitely follow it.
 lovableladywanted
Joined: 5/14/2006
Msg: 59
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How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2006 9:16:56 PM
dont let the fairer gender fool you, women are always horny
 AlwaysAmazingMe
Joined: 5/22/2006
Msg: 60
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 5/31/2006 9:26:14 PM
Umm, maybe I'm confused here - but isn't being "horny" and being "aroused" two very different things? I know it is for me . . .

Horny (female) = throw me down, I don't care where we are or who's around, and fu*k me hard and fast until I'm writhing in complete abandon . . .

Aroused (female) = turned on sexually, interested in a little foreplay, wouldn't mind getting to know you a wee bit better, and then perhaps make some sweet love to you . . .

But I guess women & men look at it differently . . .

Horny (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .

Aroused (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .

Happy, sad, excited, glad, got a promotion, grocery shopping, watching TV, cooking dinner (male) = I have a boner, I want sex now . . .

Hmm, I can see why you would perhaps be confused Swampfox . . .
Perhaps the better question might be "How does a guy know when a woman wants to take me home with her?"

Just my thoughts,
Scotts_Girl
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