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 GREAT EXPERT 900
Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 265
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women give all kinds of crazy signals, the smart guys can usually detect when a woman wants them. most of the women i ****ed in my life were all women i knew wanted me, i never work hard for ****..never!. i usually ****ed them minutes later after meeting them or the same night. i never try to talk to a woman blindly without picking up some sort of signal. they're either staring at me or bumping into me alot. onetime i was at tgi fridays having a drink checking out these people sitting at the long table drinking and chatting when i noticed this pretty woman staring at me, my friend and i went to talk to some of them. the one i was talking to chatted with me for about a minute before she started kissing and tounging me, i was shocked, so i asked her to come sit in the car with me, next thing i know she started sucking my**** the only reason why i didn't **** her was because she was on her period...lol
 RR Man
Joined: 6/24/2006
Msg: 266
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Posted: 2/23/2008 7:36:47 PM
I've never been with a squirter before, so maybe I'm just not used to the idea. If you posed that question to start a thread, I'd definitely follow it.
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I've never dated one either, but I'd like to go down on one just for the experience.
 Honcho
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 267
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 2/23/2008 7:44:13 PM
After foreplay, if you run out and climb a tree and she tries to claw the bark off to get back to you.....she's no doubt horny! lol
 Chivo_diablo
Joined: 7/25/2007
Msg: 268
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 2/24/2008 12:11:45 AM

If you find a wet spot everywhere she sits, you know you've got a squirter on your hands. I wouldn't go down on a squirter.


I would!

Women are just as horny as men, they just have more self control and taste. So yeah, she is more than likely horny....but horny for you? ahhh thats the hard part. I can usually tell, but not always...wimenz is tricky that way.
 Leadsled_324
Joined: 11/28/2006
Msg: 269
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How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 2/24/2008 12:45:40 AM
When she agrees to pick up the dinner bill plus tip.......
 chappymagic
Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 271
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 2/24/2008 2:05:47 AM
How to tell if a woman is horny??

When horns have grown on the top of her head and she has changed into black PVC outfit and has a whip in her hand......Grrrrrr
 Mr. Mysterious
Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 272
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 2/24/2008 2:08:13 AM
When she starts pawing at me. Or if I come home to find her laying on the couch in her panties.
 GREAT EXPERT 900
Joined: 2/14/2008
Msg: 273
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 2/24/2008 8:35:31 AM
smart guys can read the signals, the dumb guys can't. usually if a woman come to your place at night, she wants to ****. even if she didn't plan to ****, i'll talk her into it..lol
 laxref41
Joined: 7/20/2008
Msg: 275
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/10/2008 8:13:13 AM
when it's a southern woman she'll tell you...

"i'm soooo drunk!" and laugh
 yepimlonelytoo
Joined: 10/18/2007
Msg: 278
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/10/2008 8:57:48 PM
I bite my lip a lot. My breasts become very warm and full.
 katoramone
Joined: 10/22/2005
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Posted: 10/11/2008 1:31:15 AM
I'm by no means an expert but I notice women with some amount of real interest conscious or sub..... smile then touch their face somewhere, and/or rub their upper arm like you do when your cold (lol just slower), is it just me seeing this?
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 282
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/11/2008 6:48:07 AM

Us Women folk can be ones of weirdness. . . . others, u can never satisfy their wanting since they always change it whenever it is given.


I know this one!! The fisherman's wife!! We used to be married.
 Danzfriendchefhero
Joined: 10/1/2008
Msg: 283
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/11/2008 10:00:19 AM
Swampfox...The eyes, the lips, and the legs tell you all you need to know in a woman.

Most women believe that words aren't necessary to get their point across. Obviously, the truth is there, it's just know what to look for.

Eye contact is primary, but, it's the second and third look that sets the tone. If her eyes seem to accentuate an extra glowing, she probably wants you on top.

When her words seem to move with extra resonation, her thoughts went from "Nice lips...does he kiss well?" to "Omg, your lips are so good down there! Don't stop!"

Her legs will tell you the rest. If her legs are under a table, they'll spread just enough for her moisture to flow, allowing you to get a light scent of her wet panties. If she's not at a table or her lap is uncovered, the woman will either:

A) if sitting, cross and uncross periodically

B) if standing, be a little tough to keep upright
 DAVE632
Joined: 6/17/2006
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Posted: 10/11/2008 11:02:34 AM
There's a famous cartoon - wish I could find / post it. The caption is: Ways to tell if a girl is horny.

Sign that she may be horny # whatever, is: she's climbed off her barstool beside you, wrapped her thighs around your neck and is grinding her twaat against your face, hangin on by your ears and generally riding your face like a mechanical bull.



This would be a good indication. Others may not be as subtle.











 catch22_
Joined: 2/28/2005
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Posted: 10/13/2008 5:46:05 PM
When she throws her drink in your face!
 The rock man
Joined: 4/13/2008
Msg: 288
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/13/2008 9:05:56 PM
When her hat sits on her head crooked! Hello.
 whytwater
Joined: 8/7/2008
Msg: 289
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/13/2008 10:54:16 PM

unless a gal grabbed my tool and kissed me dry... I can't seem to tell if shes being friendly or is wanting me phyiscally.....

So how does a guy know that a woman is horny?


Well, it isn't the language barrier, is it? If she wants you to know, doubtless she will find a way.
 Rowdygirl1
Joined: 7/19/2008
Msg: 292
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/14/2008 11:15:00 PM
hey OP, really want to know? Its a secret...


 VAPurr
Joined: 9/21/2008
Msg: 293
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/15/2008 12:43:43 AM
When you sitting on the sofa and she comes back in a nightgown and calls you into the bedroom.

VAPurr
 LatentHeat
Joined: 4/22/2008
Msg: 295
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/15/2008 1:07:36 AM
Just carry one of these kick ass hygrometer/infrared thermometers. When she figures out that you're trying to "get a reading", and she grabs it from you and starts rubbing herself with it....
 Danzfriendchefhero
Joined: 10/1/2008
Msg: 296
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/15/2008 4:41:38 AM
Of course, I also like the softly grabbing your balls, massaging your crotch, telling you "I'm ready for you" method.

That'll work.
 Mecca25
Joined: 2/15/2006
Msg: 297
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/15/2008 4:45:07 AM
If a friend of mine asked me this I'd respond..."if you have to ask you'll never know"

But in all honesty um this is a rather complicated question that can only be answered by knowing the woman your with all women are different and complicated.
 Faconnable
Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 298
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/15/2008 5:08:18 AM
you can tell when she's horny after she's drank 1/2 dozen yagerbooms and and she's passed out on the floor. Drunk women never say no.
 Faconnable
Joined: 10/8/2008
Msg: 299
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/15/2008 5:10:32 AM
putting $40.00 on the bedstand used to get this one gal that I knew horny for about 20 minutes
 Honest E
Joined: 8/31/2008
Msg: 302
How to tell if a woman is horny??
Posted: 10/16/2008 7:35:02 AM
Good question.
I imagine the multitude of answers you'll get will yield no difinative, universal answer. In my experience, it's always been best to wear a yellow slicker, chest protector, cup and face mask. That way, if you get a right cross, uppercut, knee to the groin or wind up wearing her drink, you're covered.

I never have been able to tell definitively. I don't "play games" so if a woman is touching my arm, grabbing my ass, or sucking my tongue out of my mouth, I still get... "WHAT???" followed by a ***SMACK*** And if that was just her way of purging her innocense - I wouldn't know.

I'm not the type of guy girls go up to for bed priveledges, anyway. I'm more the type that they will cry on my shoulder telling me about all the guys that have taken advantage of them over the years. (How romantic is THAT???!! - NOT!)

So, with that in mind, I am still looking for the answer.
Eric
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