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 thephantom
Joined: 6/25/2006
Msg: 42
What's your favorite insult?Page 7 of 8    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
not bad...how about this,

Is that a pimple on your shoulders?...opps..sorry, it's just your head.

You look so much better with your hair long...it's covers up most of your face.
 thephantom
Joined: 6/25/2006
Msg: 43
Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 6/29/2006 8:25:03 PM
when dealing with people who gives stupid ideas,

"if i'm paid each time i have to listen to such crap...i'll be rich by now."
 Ryan Mac
Joined: 6/26/2006
Msg: 65
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 8/26/2006 9:48:16 AM
George Carlin came up with a pretty good one...

"I wouldn't f*ck her with a stolen****"

Other favorites of mine:

"You need to go drink a nice, tall glass of bleach"
"Go fall down some stairs"
"I'm sorry, I couldn't make out what you're saying. Could you please take your brother out of your mouth for a second?"
Various derogratory remarks about the significant other and/or mother, usually involving intercourse or jabs involving girth
"Somewhere, there's a Special Olympics closing ceremony missing a bronze medallist"
"I've seen better heads on dildoes" (Not from personal experience...)
"You look like your face was on fire, and somebody tried to put it out with a screwdriver"
"She's seen more shaft than an elevator"
"Looks like the Reese's monkey has claimed another victim..."
 JohnnyPopper
Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 70
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/1/2006 4:05:24 AM
1. IF I don't see ya in the next year or two, IT WILL be too soon!!

2. Yanno what I REALLY like aboutcha??
Nuthin! Not a FU*kin' thang @ all!!!
 txpmp57
Joined: 7/31/2006
Msg: 72
Favourite insult
Posted: 9/9/2006 7:42:26 AM
From son's Weird Al CD...

You couldn't pour water from a boot with instructions on the heel.
 blueangel1023
Joined: 11/23/2006
Msg: 74
Favourite insult
Posted: 12/4/2006 12:53:41 AM
"I may be sober tomorrow but you'll still be ugly for the rest of your life"
 KIWI3nme
Joined: 6/6/2006
Msg: 84
Favourite? Got 100's of them
Posted: 1/2/2007 12:24:33 PM
" KISS MY A&&"

pttt that'll take all year......

act your age not your****size..

"grow up!"

nahh its too much fun like this!

she looks like her mamma had an affair with MR ED!!!
 vichycycl
Joined: 5/5/2007
Msg: 86
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2007 4:39:39 AM
You remind me of drool.
 thebigslim
Joined: 9/27/2005
Msg: 87
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2007 6:50:23 AM
300 million sperm and your the one that got through?

so how's your wife and my kid doing?

 Wottacatchâ„¢
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 89
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 6/29/2007 4:29:22 PM
You are the pus that infects the slime that sickens the mold that slowly rots and poisons the maggots now chowing down on the diareahhea that your mother licked from a dead rat's ARSE
 that1981guy
Joined: 5/2/2007
Msg: 95
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/24/2007 1:31:12 PM
Your mom's puss* is so dry,her crabs carry canteens.
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
Msg: 98
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 7/31/2007 3:13:14 PM
To a former boss who liked to refer to the employees as "family" and "team"... Sometimes the family is dysfunctional and the team has jock itch.

To someone with unrealistic expectations: what do you want me to do, pull a rabbit out of my a$$?

To someone with incredibly unrealistic expectations: what do you want me to do, pull a rhino out of my a$$?
 crashdirty
Joined: 6/20/2007
Msg: 99
What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/27/2007 7:13:43 AM
Favorite Insult of all time:

Where did you get your license? Out of a tampon box, cause you sure drive like a c**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 vladtepes97
Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 112
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 9/29/2007 5:32:32 AM
if it wasn't for your brother you'd still be a virgin.
you're the kind of guy who can't enjoy sex unless you hear "stop, daddy."
 TiaCalenture
Joined: 12/10/2007
Msg: 117
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 4/26/2008 1:26:49 AM
I like:

"Didn't your momma didn't teach you any manners?" Not real insulting, I know.

"Just too (stupid/ugly) to (breath/breed)"

"Total waste of human flesh"

"Should have been drowned at birth"

"Your momma should have swallowed you"

"You think I'd speak for you? I don't even know your language!"

"I don't know what's wrong with you, and I don't want to know, but it's your problem, don't make it mine"

"What is wrong with you? Better question, is there a cure?"

"He is in desperate need of some major pharmeceuticals"

"I give up, I don't speak idiot"
 TiaCalenture
Joined: 12/10/2007
Msg: 118
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What's your favorite insult?
Posted: 4/26/2008 2:26:41 AM
How about:

"Their mouth runs faster than flapper on a ducks @$$ flying backwards in a windstorm"

"Oh my! I can't believe he is still alive! Guess I gotta pray harder"

"The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead"

"Was that English?"

"I don't do crazy, try somewhere else"

"Is... is it human??"
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