I get perverse pleasure out of making statements like the ones above because I know full well that they will make some men crazy.
No, it's just a post outside of the thread topic. You're pouty about people talking about (true) perverse situations they've been in. Why would someone question whether your current lover is the best one you've had? Or that you don't like "too big"****? Or that you had a low sex drive when you were younger? You've got some angst from other threads carrying into this one!
I would say that the most perverted thing I have ever done is to regularly participate on these forums.
The most perverted thing I'd do is to meet up with an older family-matters woman who's ga-ga over the word "values" and Campbells Soup commercials, and finds things really kinky with proper-sex-and-only-when-in-a-serious-relationship, but has an actual sex drive in her older years... lift up her cooking apron and have crazy casual sex in the kitchen next to the lunchboxes, just to hear the phrase afterward "Just to let you know, I like NEVER do this sort of thing..."
Okay, okay, I'm not like that -- but that'd be hilarious to see in a sitcom or something!