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Joined: 11/1/2009
Msg: 51
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I usto live next door to people who were so loud and so physical that my walls would be trembling from the headboard hitting the wall and from I guess the bed moving around the room. We usto call her ole cast iron c * n t.How anyone could take such a pounding and still walk the next day I don't know.

It was not a turn on to hear them though.Just annoying and downright aggravating when at 3 am your pictures are smashing to the floor and breaking.During the day it was downright hilarious to hear ole iron c * n t going at it again.Ow!
 sladestone
Joined: 12/3/2009
Msg: 52
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/23/2010 4:58:08 PM
SIMPLE! next time get out of bed, knock on the door thier door and ask them if they would like a third!
 Devilsfan58
Joined: 3/19/2009
Msg: 53
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 5/24/2010 7:57:09 PM
1) Huge ass fireworks that set off numerous car alarms when they go off. You may pay a little more but damn are they worth it when deliverd about 2 minutes into their episodes. Try and deliver as near to their window as possible.
2) Black Shoe Polish, Shoe polish brush/applicator/Latex Gloves.
I dentify subjects car and when they have started apply with great glee to both mirrors, driverside window and windshield/back window. Make it so that they have to stop and actually scrape shoe polish off with box knife etc. Should make them think about it...Don't get caught. Make sure no cameras or anything like that. You might want to leave endearing message like "Thanks Again A33HOLES. Make it worth their time to have to clean it so that they can use vehicle. Make sure you wear Latex gloves. Test for car car alarms first....

I have also known individuals to just lift the car windshield wipers and spread the polish on wiper blades so the first time they use their wipers...they get a nice surprise. It also give you more getaway time.
 sunnysideoflife44
Joined: 3/4/2011
Msg: 54
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/14/2011 12:36:46 AM
Oh boy, Now its not a good thing for 2 people I presume of different sex's to have fun anymore. If its not disturbing your sleep then live and let live. I have known women that were screamers and I like to howl at the moon once in awhile. Heck it used to turn my lady friend on.
 himself87
Joined: 7/16/2010
Msg: 55
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/14/2011 5:58:14 AM
your in an apartment, what do you expect?
 OutMind
Joined: 2/13/2007
Msg: 56
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/14/2011 2:56:52 PM
Oh man, that is that 4 to 5 in the morning woody that will not go away. That is the best type of sex. Particularly when the woman slides close to you and feels you and between her panties she pulls you right in. This is great because it starts really slow, since both may be asleep but then it escalates to a total frenzy. My advice to the OP, is to listen to them and try to discern how much she is into it. If she is, imagine that could be you, and enjoy the ride.
 abelian
Joined: 1/12/2008
Msg: 57
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/14/2011 3:13:41 PM
Go knock on the door and ask if you can join them. Either you'll get lucky or they'll figure out they're making a lot of noise.
 MsMarcy30
Joined: 9/7/2009
Msg: 58
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/14/2011 3:39:58 PM
Or you can write a note saying...
Dear neighbor your loud sex is keeping me up at night.
And it's interfering with my work.
So please keep it down so i can get some sleep otherwise you will be hearing from our landlord peace out lol.
 Trat18
Joined: 1/3/2011
Msg: 59
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/15/2011 11:18:58 AM
Simple answer:
join them!
 man_derz
Joined: 7/5/2009
Msg: 60
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/17/2011 10:41:04 PM
I agree! I love hearing people screw I come on this site & look for people to do me lol
 jake33x
Joined: 1/2/2011
Msg: 61
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/17/2011 11:27:02 PM
I just looked at your profile and i see that in one picture you're playing with your ****, is that when the neighbors were having sex?
 Friendly widow
Joined: 11/24/2009
Msg: 62
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 6/18/2011 2:20:39 AM
This thread is 6 years old-and yes the OP is still here! Hopefully she solved the problem long ago!
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 63
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 7/11/2011 12:40:31 AM
Knock on their door and ask if they need a Photographer...
Their voices don't _Quite_ reach Kansas City!!!
 Archangel_07
Joined: 6/21/2010
Msg: 64
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 7/11/2011 3:24:31 PM
OP Crank up the Porn tape, or Rock music ( that usually pisses off my landlord whenever he speaks a Speaker box ) and piss em off back.
 northwoods57
Joined: 7/17/2007
Msg: 65
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 7/17/2011 5:19:28 PM
approach the lady! She may not be aware that she is LOUD! If no resolve, tell the landlord, you need to move to a different apartment.
 gwn8888
Joined: 7/8/2011
Msg: 66
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 7/24/2011 1:48:03 AM
stop complaing and ask politely if u can chime in
 aquabellaricha
Joined: 7/20/2011
Msg: 67
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 7/24/2011 6:03:54 AM
This is simple.fix...get yourself a partner and have loud sex at the same time...they will get the hint...at least someone is getting some sexual pleasure!
 aquabellaricha
Joined: 7/20/2011
Msg: 68
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 7/24/2011 6:05:10 AM
By the way, you have been on this site for years...ask them to join in!
 Old Forrester
Joined: 1/30/2010
Msg: 69
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 8/6/2011 2:26:13 PM
You folks have some excellent (and entertaining) suggestions to try. If all else fails, just sell seats outside their door and make popcorn.
 MidnightJulliett
Joined: 2/19/2011
Msg: 70
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Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 8/8/2011 7:54:56 PM
1. Video with no sound is not illegal in most states (free porn)
2. Call the Cops and try not to laugh while reporting them
3. Leave a note on the door that says:

"Dear Neighbors:
The next time your sex is so loud it wakes me/disturbs me, I'm coming over to join in"

 howrya2day
Joined: 7/31/2011
Msg: 71
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 8/9/2011 8:24:09 AM
dont get mad at them get even have louder sex.
 FlameNFire
Joined: 8/1/2011
Msg: 72
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 8/9/2011 10:14:08 AM
Tell the woman how much it turns you on and that you are seriously fantasizing about joining them. That should freak her out enough to want to tone it down. If she takes you up on the idea, ask her if she minds that you're a man in drag!
 suckitgood
Joined: 5/4/2011
Msg: 73
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 8/9/2011 11:08:04 AM
Join in on the action
 PRSweetie70
Joined: 8/4/2011
Msg: 74
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 8/9/2011 9:58:21 PM
Join them one night?
 7276174338
Joined: 6/11/2011
Msg: 75
Neighbours have loud sex...What do I do?
Posted: 8/9/2011 10:08:33 PM
Tell them to "get a room"? Seriously, this is probably not affecting you. Contact your landlord, it's their responsibility to maintain the peace - not you. Others are probably noticing it too and if enough people complain, the landlord will do something about it because they don't want to lose their tenants.
This is one reason I like to have "space" between neighbors. I don't want to disturb them, or them disturb me, with whatever noise sources each of us may have.
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