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|I dream of a genie in blue -|
three wishes I now do grant you.
A stubbie please luv
and some rain from above
and a kissie for me now..."Woohoo"
Posted: 8/27/2007 6:55:35 AM
|There was once a man |
Called Mr farmer Patt
He loved to laugh
At his own jokes, I say
He granted your wishes
Without washing your dishes
Posted: 8/27/2007 7:00:43 AM
|Ouch, Madame Goddess, that hurts|
now my blood is escaping in spurts
I can plug up the wounds
and I'll be back real soon
with some poor rhymes for me to insert
Posted: 8/27/2007 7:10:00 AM
|okay just before he left |
he did make me laugh
go and sleep tight
and dream, dreams
not so much of me
since your head will be sore
I am known to be
a chatter box, you see
Posted: 8/27/2007 8:13:21 AM
|A limerick has a certain pattern, that makes it a limerick, not a regular poem.|
Much harder than you think, until you think in that rhythm.
A limerick has five lines, with three metrical feet in the first, second and fifth lines and two metrical feet in the third and fourth lines. A variety of types of metrical foot can be used, but the most typical are the amphibrach (a stressed syllable between two unstressed syllables) and the anapaest (two unstressed syllables followed by a stressed syllable). The rhyme scheme is usually AABBA.
There is a guy from Orillia
Who's charm at first can just thrill ya
But with more time spent
You'll find him quite bent
because for his dates he will bill ya!
Posted: 8/27/2007 6:46:55 PM
|Poor Aussie man can't find his Sheilah|
She's wasted away on tequela
So he looks for another
older than his mother
And tells her "I just wanna feel ya"
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:12:19 PM
|Well Neseemoo gave me her permission|
to continue this limricking mission
so I make the rules
and suffer no fools
and will limrick them in any position.
Posted: 8/27/2007 11:55:04 PM
|hmmm, sounds like an S&M guy|
well honey let black leathers fly!
Stealin' the thunder
those from down under
like to make 'em just scream and cry
Posted: 8/28/2007 1:26:56 AM
|We canuk ladies sure know how to pour it|
from forests we gather and store it
to entertain a guest
we save up the best
of our sticky sap don't you adore it?
Posted: 8/28/2007 1:48:03 AM
|Body painting during the sap run|
is kinda like jumping the gun
snow's still on the ground
when the syrup is found
Too cold for that kind of fun!
Posted: 8/28/2007 1:53:02 AM
|There was a wee lad from down under|
Who its said was just brimming with thunder
Claimed to decorate parts
Of canadian tarts
With whipped cream and a slice of cucumber?
Posted: 8/28/2007 2:34:44 AM
|Blackened clouds half obscured the moon|
Mighty orb you were hidden too soon
So the tale of eclipse
Cannot spill from my lips
But your spoon made me tremble and swoon
Posted: 8/28/2007 4:01:37 AM
|Did someone say there's a blood moon?|
well I'd better go eyeball it soon
but a cloud in the sky
just spoiled it tonight
so I scream like an angry baboon
Posted: 8/28/2007 6:05:37 AM
|Tonight as I looked at the moon|
I felt like a bit of a loon
the hair on my palms
was a cause for alarm
but the fur on my back was a boon
Posted: 8/29/2007 11:44:27 PM
|Well the Aussie forums they are a smokin'|
through the bars there are sticks that are pokin'
the oldies are mad
and the newbies are glad
Whats it over? our silly old jokin'
Posted: 8/30/2007 6:03:10 AM
|tonight I am trying|
to improve my writing
a promise to ravincause
is my ultimate cause
improving my Limericks writing
Am I close Ravin?
Posted: 8/30/2007 7:27:41 AM
|Oh Goddess of dreams and of light|
youre on the right track here tonight
rip into it now
and show us all how
but be gentle or you'll give us a fright!
Posted: 8/30/2007 8:22:29 AM
|I’m gentle, gentle like a tigress in a fight|
gentle like a lightening with bright light
gentle like a man who can actually have a laugh
gentle like a man, who teases me with his laugh
I’ll be gentle with you , my little vegemite
getting better or what?
Posted: 8/30/2007 10:17:33 AM
|Yea Haw to the Goddess of Dreams!|
Your Limerick oh how it screams
the rhythm is better
as tight as a sweater
that shows off limerick form it seems
Posted: 8/30/2007 8:15:49 PM
|There once was a fun loving guy|
who wrote his limricks on the fly
humour and pun
he made them all fun
and sometimes we laugh till we cry
Posted: 9/1/2007 4:11:52 AM
|So Edgeman told Goddess one day|
that Likesa sells limericks for pay
well I tried, it's no joke
and explains why I'm broke
and the white coats came & took me a away...
Posted: 9/1/2007 6:01:53 PM
|Aussie men like their beer it is true|
But you cant shove your foot in a shoe
Without sox on your toes
And that hanky's for nose
For with spring now upon us, AhCHOO!
Posted: 9/2/2007 7:32:27 PM
|There once was a poppet named Pippy|
Who behaved like a psychotic hippy
Trouble she looked for
And damage she could score
But most people just found her dippy.
Posted: 9/4/2007 4:05:38 AM
|I stopped off for ice cream one day|
when I drove, maybe some time in May
but a dry bunch of six
said "We don't want a fix"
when I drove them right past there today.
Posted: 9/4/2007 4:24:41 PM
|There once was a cowgirl named Sue|
who was hunting a cowboy it's true
with long hair shining
for him she was pining
and laying a fine trap or two.