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Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 42
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duz OVER UNDER work fer ya???
Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 43
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Posted: 8/24/2006 3:41:47 AM

I did them alphabetical so It'd be EZ'r to read too
Sorry 'Farmer John', although I can write, I haven't learned to read.

Does that make me an oxymoron or just a moron?
Joined: 6/23/2006
Msg: 44
Posted: 8/24/2006 11:57:57 PM

Does that make me an oxymoron or just a moron?

What dew yew think D3BBi3?
Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 45
Posted: 8/25/2006 7:46:04 PM
Microsoft Works

Bush Thought

Multiple Orgasm

Beautiful Murder
Joined: 7/24/2006
Msg: 46
Posted: 8/25/2006 7:54:19 PM
Do names count?

Led Zeppelin
Iron Butterfly
 B. Diva
Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 47
Posted: 12/13/2006 6:39:49 PM
I looked this up so nobody else has to - does everybody know you can type "define:" followed by whatever in Google?

"Floccinaucinihilipilification is the act or habit of esteeming or describing something as worthless, or making something to be worthless by said means."

Back to the thread - OP I must take strong exception to your "Toronto Life" as an oxymoron - you are engaging in floccinaucinihilipilification of my home town!

Ditto for "Barenaked Ladies" - although I'll give you that the term barenaked is REDUNDANT.

I've got one that I haven't heard anybody else use anywhere anytime:

"hopelessly in love"

IMHO, falling in love is the most hope-FUL thing anybody can do - that doesn't involve jumping out of an airplance or off of a bridge tied to a bigass rubber band!

 B. Diva
Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 48
Posted: 12/15/2006 4:14:42 PM
OP I have to disagree with you about "comfortable bra" - I wear an H cup and I own one - it just cost me an arm and a leg.

I will, however, give you "comfortable shoes" - for all the women out there - I can't believe there are women getting surgery on their feet so they can get INTO those narrow toed shoes! What are they thinking???
Joined: 10/12/2006
Msg: 49
Posted: 12/16/2006 11:28:23 PM
Healthy tan

Microsoft works

Tax return

Pretty ugly

Same difference

Taped live

Silent scream

 B. Diva
Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 50
Posted: 12/19/2006 3:01:15 PM
saw this on a poster on my way home

"inexpensive computer repairs"

 B. Diva
Joined: 8/13/2006
Msg: 51
Posted: 1/12/2007 10:44:29 AM
and this one in a local Burger King:

manual automatic door


and with all the buzz about the Donald and Rosie of late I'm reminded of my favourite redundant phrase - "bad combover"
Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 52
Posted: 1/12/2007 8:01:51 PM
sweet and sour chicken
stand down
sit up
The Big Ten (it has 11 teams)
adult children
a little bigger
the battle for peace
liquid sunshine
Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 53
Posted: 1/12/2007 8:07:51 PM
peacekeeping force
damaged goods
"I have a surprise for you"
minimum-security prison
Hell's Angels
Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 54
Posted: 1/15/2007 4:29:12 AM
Rap music
that was great i sooooo agree
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