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 *mae* flowers
Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 26
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...OP, If things keep up the way there going I'm going to have to ask you to add another item to your list....an instruction manual



...maeflowers
 The Magician
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 27
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 1/21/2007 6:42:44 PM
Now, Miss Mae! You know me too well to suggest such a thing! I just might add it.
 The Magician
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 28
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 1/21/2007 6:59:25 PM
Instruction Manual For Seniors Sex

1) Clear the mind. Not hers, stupid, yours!
2) Start in the early morning wih saying I love you, here's your breakfast in bed.
3) Leave for work but only after kissing your dream girl twice.
4) Arrive home from work with a positive attitude, and a dozen roses
5) Insist that you are going to take her out for supper, so she doesn't have to cook
5a) Instead of 5, insist that you will prepare supper, and do the dishes, while she relaxes
6) Snuggle with your sweetie while she watches Corrie, or whatever, on the tube.
7) Send your lovely mate off to bed, while you shut down the lights and whatever else.
8) Warm your toes on something other than her back.
9) Snuggle close, and whisper "I love you, my darling", while softly caressing the soft spot just below her ear.
10) Use your imagination! By now, she is using hers!
 NapJoe
Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 29
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 1/21/2007 7:25:51 PM
Just tell you what you want. Endless pleasure, loud love and maybe a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Always good foreplay
 woobytoodsday
Joined: 12/13/2006
Msg: 30
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 1/30/2007 11:26:29 PM
I'm sixty-six, and neither am I, lol! And don't plan to be for, say, another 50 years
 *buzz*
Joined: 6/1/2006
Msg: 31
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Posted: 1/31/2007 2:20:02 AM
Was it lovely Groucho Marx who said:

"A man is only as old as the woman he feels?"
Yep, it was him!

Ahhh ... and turning the e l i x i r --of --l i f e (joie de vivre + youthful gusto + the spirit of fun) into the special blend of ... yes, we over 40+ know what I'm talking about
 NapJoe
Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 32
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Posted: 2/17/2007 8:31:17 PM
I agree totally.
 NapJoe
Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 34
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 2/18/2007 6:00:05 AM
When you're sixty-nine you've got to do sixty-nine with every guy.
 erm1956
Joined: 2/20/2007
Msg: 35
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 5/19/2007 2:56:15 AM

over 559 times in three days

How did you keep count? Use one of those hand tally counter they use for keeping attendance? I wonder if this could be called a fish story or a plenty of fish story?
 lovin2blivin
Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 36
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Posted: 5/19/2007 8:21:42 AM
Maybe she said she 'was done' and you thought she said something else? Maybe you put the pump on the wrong "head'? Ever experienced any other moments of delusion? I'd get that checked if I were you.
 NapJoe
Joined: 1/17/2007
Msg: 37
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 5/27/2007 10:06:39 AM
The trials and tribulations of the over 45 group. Sex is yet another pleasure or adventure. How many of us have forgotten how to ride a bicycle? Not one of us, I suspect.

"5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed..

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
 The Magician
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 38
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 7/6/2007 1:05:07 PM

From the OP
I just want to add to the original idea of my thread. It was intended in humour, and has kept up that way (mostly). At 55, I am not a senior, and at 58, my new live-in partner is nowhere near being a senior either. We do, however, love to be entertained with jokes.
Can we keep this light?
Thanks, folks.
 dustyknight
Joined: 9/14/2006
Msg: 39
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 7/7/2007 5:01:39 AM
Ever notice how many posts in over 45 are about sex?
Are we that unsure and dissatisfied? I'm not and now I wonder about some of you..lol
If you don't know and understand sex by 45 and older..call me! lol
dusty
 cotter
Joined: 10/17/2005
Msg: 40
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Posted: 7/7/2007 9:59:26 AM
jack46 wrote (message 77):
It was great, she was quite wet and I drove very deeep time and time again. See i am dibetaric, hypertensive, arthatic, but my doctor gave me a Vacume pump for my penis. I can pump it up any time I want or need to and as many times as necessary to please my partner. This hot deprived widow of three times did cum this first weekend over 559 times in three days.
LMFAO ...
All I can say is ...
IF IT SMELLS LIKE A FISH, FLOPS LIKE A FISH ....

THEN IT PROBABLY IS A FISH ...

... and lets hope that there aren't too many "jack46's" here on POF.



In his profile, you will find this:
I am retired looking for a wife. I want a lady to goto church with me and be obedant and do as she is told.
Good luck with that ... jack.
 blondago56
Joined: 8/21/2004
Msg: 41
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Posted: 7/7/2007 10:08:31 AM
hey cotter..'Hi!'^^^ ANYWAY...i just noticed (i had posted in this thread waaayy back) that are good ole' boy 'Jack' up there stated in his profile about the church goin' woman & beind "obedant", that women with "tattoes" 'are a NONONO"...well....*snork-snork* i have one teey "tattoe" of my deceased Parents'1st names ("Barbara&Joey") on the inside of my ankle...so i suppose i dont stand a chance with 'Jack' *sigh* and the visual on the Senior Love Making....hhhmmm....
 bucsgirl
Joined: 5/13/2006
Msg: 42
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Posted: 7/7/2007 10:16:13 AM
"See i am dibetaric, hypertensive, arthatic, but my doctor gave me a Vacume pump for my penis." May need to get your eyeglass prescription checked. You sure it wasn't a Kirby? I've got one and that thing could suck the nuts off an rhinocerus!! Supposed to be the most powerful vacuum made! I just use it on the carpet. But they do sell attachments.

If you count as well as you spell...well that 'splains everything now, don't it?
 Myrna43
Joined: 7/6/2006
Msg: 43
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Posted: 7/7/2007 12:25:09 PM
ooooooooh, Jack46, that is way more information than anyone wants to read.
 dustyknight
Joined: 9/14/2006
Msg: 44
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 7/9/2007 12:38:30 PM
feel like makin love .....
fooled around and fell in luvvvvvv...
love is all you need...
love is a many splendored thing...

love me tender
love me or leave me...
love will keep us together...
make love not war
I lusted in my heart...Jimmy Carter
If lovin you is wrong, I don't wanna be right..
My endless love...
love..you can see it, you can feel it, it touches you, it fills your heart, it can break your heart, it can run your life, it can ruin your life, it can be short lived or life long..
and to think we all yearn and strive for it..
I'll settle for a hug and wet kiss and feel lucky..
dusty



 dcg96
Joined: 7/1/2006
Msg: 45
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Posted: 9/28/2007 5:17:30 PM
Cotter...you may be a nurse but you don't know much about heart problems.
I have heart problems (numerous heart attachs and a triple bypass before I was 46 years old), diabetes, and a few other things...I take viagra, on prescription and it has had no effect on me and yes I do take heart meds and diabetes meds and other meds to go along with them.
Don't make a joke of things like that. I may be young but due to health issues I may need viagra...once in a while..although everything does work on its own.
All I can say to you is for you keep studying medicine a bit more...do not give the wrong information out...especially online where many will read what you and say and believe it even if it is not correct.
 *mandrake*
Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 46
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 9/28/2007 5:57:54 PM
you look longingly into each others eyes, but can't see without your glasses

you reach out to touch each other.....from separate beds!

you take out your dentures....and smile devilishly!

she bends over the bed...and you rush across the room in your walker!

you use a tripod to hold "it" up.

during the heat of the moment, the heavy sound of snores is all that is heard.
 Honcho
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 47
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 9/28/2007 9:53:36 PM
An old buddy once said, "Every time I take a notion that I want some.......I feel as if I just had." He also pointed out a good looking gal and said, "If my wife caught me having sex with her, I just say "Mama, it ain't me!" Men also need to learn how to pay compliments to women. Saying "I bet you don't sweat much for a fat gal" just doesn't get it.
 Honcho
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 48
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Posted: 9/28/2007 9:56:46 PM
If one viagra doesn't work, try two. At least you can die with a smile on your face!
 NatGoat
Joined: 10/15/2005
Msg: 49
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 9/30/2007 2:08:26 PM
I'm only a "Senior" Chronologically . .
I still play Frisbee, Softball, Hockey and Golf with the 'Kids' . . !!!
~ . . Making Love . . ~ . . ???
Let me get out my -Operators Manual- on That . . !!!
{ I may have to enroll in a Remedial Class on the subject . . !! }
 woobytoodsday
Joined: 12/13/2006
Msg: 50
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Posted: 2/14/2008 5:02:23 PM
Seems appropriate to revive this thread for Valentine's Day, since some of us (ugh!!) "seniors" are madly in love this time.

And you know? Better than it ever was as a "youngster" lol!!

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