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 swtcarolinej
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 51
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message:12 WITH all do respect I hope I NEVER find anything better than sex...Have mercy, we arent old in our 50's...I work with seniors and Im happy to say were still youngun's to them Alot more life to be lived!!
 *mae* flowers
Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 52
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 2/16/2008 6:44:06 PM

And you know? Better than it ever was as a "youngster" lol!!



...I'll have to take your word for it Miss Tuesday...haven't actually had the opportunity to "compare" for quite some time haha

...maeflowers
 culwxman1
Joined: 12/12/2007
Msg: 53
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Posted: 2/16/2008 7:05:57 PM
I'm glad somebody over 50 is having sex. My wife, who's 55, decided a couple of years ago that she didn't want it any more. How depressing to be 54 and know that that part of our relationship is over.
 Hizdog
Joined: 12/19/2007
Msg: 54
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 2/16/2008 10:59:18 PM
My older brother had a triple bypass operation in June of 2007. As I was visiting the next morning, his doctor came into the room carrying a clip-board followed by his late-20 or early 30-something nurse-assistant. He noticed a "tent" in a very precarious spot on my brother's bed... "That's one of the benefits of this surgery", he said.. "It will last 6 months to a year or more...." The next thing we heard was a light little female voice... "6 months.... Good lord"... and we all (including the doctor) turned and watched her sashay out of the room... Turned back to my brother, who was grinning from ear to ear.... It's February now, and he is STILL in "fine form".... And no - he isn't "dating" the nurse.....
 chitown gal
Joined: 7/17/2007
Msg: 55
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 2/17/2008 3:58:44 AM
That is sad! (about deciding that sex will no longer be a part of your life). I'm glad I didn't give up on finding a relationship even though after my divorce I wasn't having any luck for YEARS and was beginning to feel completely asexual as the years creeped up. Now I have a man in my life and I couldn't be happier.
I loved all the senior jokes, I do consider myself to be a senior I belong to AARP and am hapy when I qualify for a discount. I ask for one at Taco Bell and some of those youngins just assume I'm old enough so I get a free pop!
I think taking Viagra is dangerous, there are side effects coming out where some men have gone blind due to the extra pressure or s/t that Viagra creates. So enjoy, but be careful. I think most men who are 50 and over do slow down and have more trouble getting it up, etc. Just go with the flow guys and don't go to extreme measures which aren't necessary.
 Honcho
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 56
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Posted: 3/10/2008 7:36:02 PM
Hey Magician, you forgot to mention that she needs her spitoon beside the bed to spit out her snuff! Also when she takes off those spandex pants you saw her wearing in Walmart, stand back for safety reasons! (There she blows!) I keep hearing those commercials that say if you have an erection that lasts over four hours to consult your emergency room. Hell if that happens to me, I'm gonna call CNN because no one is gonna believe that and I'd be a proud puppy! A little granddaughter (true story) looked at the wrinkles on her grandmother's face and said "Monie, you need ironing!"
Someone told an older couple they should try oral sex, so that night he looked at his wife and said "F**k you!" She replied, "No, f**k you!" They lay quite for a moment and he said, "Was it as good for you as it was for me?"
 birdhope
Joined: 2/25/2008
Msg: 57
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Posted: 3/11/2008 12:40:11 PM

1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.
Since my divorce … I don’t have to look, I know the only one I am sharing my bed
with has 4 legs, a lot of fur & frequently barks.

2. Set timer for 2 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
Once again … I’ll have to let you know if I ever replace my 4 legged friend with a 2
legged one.


Wow Gary R U into sheep? Is her name Dolly?

(sorry I couldn't resist!)
 climbsagain
Joined: 1/20/2008
Msg: 58
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Posted: 3/16/2008 5:17:56 PM
That is a lot to think about when all I am interested in is warmth and affection. How can anyone keep the list in mind. Love is more complicated than I first thought. Are you sure it is this complicated just because we are older and wiser?
 lucilou
Joined: 3/18/2006
Msg: 59
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Posted: 3/23/2008 5:32:47 PM
Dont presume that seniors dont have sex excitement anymore, age is only a numbers, it depends on how two individuals love each other.
 Moonchild51
Joined: 3/11/2007
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Posted: 3/27/2008 4:56:30 PM
Hey sweet! Thanks for that link. What a cute video. Only one problem with it though?
More true to form than I even want to think about!!!!
 ankkka
Joined: 8/29/2007
Msg: 61
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Posted: 6/2/2008 5:34:41 PM
gpb1953...

Really good...it is my future!Opposite from the past...
 *mae* flowers
Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 62
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Posted: 5/15/2009 7:56:11 PM

The most amazing lover of my whole life was over 50. Taught me a thing or two about age and art.



...You wouldn't happen to have his e-mail address per chance would you? There's one thing that can be said for the more mature man......experience.



...maeflowers
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
Msg: 63
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Posted: 5/15/2009 8:17:08 PM
And don't forget gratitude....we are VERY grateful! Not always up to the task maybe, but, dang...we sure try harder!!!

 *mae* flowers
Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 64
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Posted: 5/15/2009 8:47:12 PM

And don't forget gratitude....we are VERY grateful! Not always up to the task maybe, but, dang...we sure try harder!!!




...Well ya know what they say....if at first you don't succeed, or practice makes perfect or sex is only dirty if it's done right


...maeflowers
 OldFolkie
Joined: 6/8/2008
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Posted: 5/15/2009 8:52:32 PM
Ah Mae...I love the way you think!!!!!

As a musician, I'm well aware that it takes a lot of practice to hit the right chord, at the right time. I'm a firm (if you'll pardon the pun) believer in Practice makes Perfect.
 The Magician
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 66
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Posted: 5/16/2009 11:50:41 AM

My high school track coach once said I ran hurdles like old people "have sex".


Hmm, more like taking your time and being positive where you land each time? It's all in the preparation and execution, more than being gung ho and making the less than perfect score.
 Dceeeee
Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 67
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Posted: 5/24/2009 3:02:02 PM

Lil brooker said:The most amazing lover of my whole life was over 50. Taught me a thing or two about age and art.

Maeflowers replied:
...You wouldn't happen to have his e-mail address per chance would you? There's one thing that can be said for the more mature man......experience.

...maeflowers


Maeflowers, over 50 is a 'more mature man'??? I'd still consider him a Babe!!!! I'm looking at almost 60, or over 60 these days....

~DC~
 *mandrake*
Joined: 9/19/2006
Msg: 68
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Posted: 5/24/2009 3:13:27 PM
Gees, I had to put WD40 all over my walker!....people thought it was the Bed squeaking! Sure fooled em eh?
 *mae* flowers
Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 69
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Posted: 5/24/2009 9:37:48 PM
[quoteLil brooker said:The most amazing lover of my whole life was over 50. Taught me a thing or two about age and art.


Maeflowers replied:
...You wouldn't happen to have his e-mail address per chance would you? There's one thing that can be said for the more mature man......experience.






Maeflowers, over 50 is a 'more mature man'??? I'd still consider him a Babe!!!! I'm looking at almost 60, or over 60 these days....

~DC~


Hey...I've seen some 60 plus men that I would let eat crackers in my bed anytime

...maeflowers
 Oh-Zone
Joined: 11/18/2008
Msg: 70
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Posted: 5/26/2009 1:42:05 PM
If it is really all that bad, I 'm not even going to try.
 nanrob24
Joined: 3/9/2007
Msg: 71
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Posted: 5/27/2009 4:17:40 PM
The best sex I've EVER had was with a 67 yr old man! It just seems to get better and better with age. The worst sex I've ever had was with a 34 yr. old.

George and Gladys are friends at a retirement home. Every night Gladys gets into George's bed and holds his "manhood" while they watch TV. One night, Gladys opens George's door and finds Dorothy in bed with George, holding his "manhood". "George", she exclaims, "what's the meaning of this?". George replies, "Parkinsons, my dear, Dorothy has Parkinsons"


For those who don't get it....Dorothy's hands shake because she has Parkinsons.
 sxyladylv
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 72
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Posted: 10/27/2011 11:10:27 PM
THAT IS SO FUNNY..LIFE IS NOT OVER AT 55 YEARS OLD..
 sxyladylv
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 73
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Posted: 10/27/2011 11:17:20 PM
@ NANROB24...THAT WAS FUNNY JOKE...NEVER BEEN WITH A 67 YR OLD GUY..WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT IT...
 gentleplus
Joined: 9/8/2008
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Posted: 10/28/2011 12:07:29 AM
When growing up I lived in a small town of about 10,000....I worked at a gas station.... one of the customers was a 78 year old man who was known as the "handy man" for all the retired ladies in town..... being in the auto repair business I asked him why he was called that since he never had any tools with him ever....

He winked and smiled and said.... son at this age very few men can perform sexually and the ladies know that I am a man who keeps his eyes closed and mouth shut....

He had a "service" roster of about 10 ladies that he provided "handy work" about once a week each on rotation....
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 75
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 10/28/2011 11:52:52 AM
Next year will be the 22nd Anniversary of turning 35.....
~Need I say more..?~
It's just a matter of finding someone to date...that doesn't look at the age...First..!!
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