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 nanrob24
Joined: 3/9/2007
Msg: 71
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The best sex I've EVER had was with a 67 yr old man! It just seems to get better and better with age. The worst sex I've ever had was with a 34 yr. old.

George and Gladys are friends at a retirement home. Every night Gladys gets into George's bed and holds his "manhood" while they watch TV. One night, Gladys opens George's door and finds Dorothy in bed with George, holding his "manhood". "George", she exclaims, "what's the meaning of this?". George replies, "Parkinsons, my dear, Dorothy has Parkinsons"


For those who don't get it....Dorothy's hands shake because she has Parkinsons.
 sxyladylv
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 72
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 10/27/2011 11:10:27 PM
THAT IS SO FUNNY..LIFE IS NOT OVER AT 55 YEARS OLD..
 sxyladylv
Joined: 7/21/2011
Msg: 73
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 10/27/2011 11:17:20 PM
@ NANROB24...THAT WAS FUNNY JOKE...NEVER BEEN WITH A 67 YR OLD GUY..WOULD HAVE NEVER THOUGHT IT...
 gentleplus
Joined: 9/8/2008
Msg: 74
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Posted: 10/28/2011 12:07:29 AM
When growing up I lived in a small town of about 10,000....I worked at a gas station.... one of the customers was a 78 year old man who was known as the "handy man" for all the retired ladies in town..... being in the auto repair business I asked him why he was called that since he never had any tools with him ever....

He winked and smiled and said.... son at this age very few men can perform sexually and the ladies know that I am a man who keeps his eyes closed and mouth shut....

He had a "service" roster of about 10 ladies that he provided "handy work" about once a week each on rotation....
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 75
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 10/28/2011 11:52:52 AM
Next year will be the 22nd Anniversary of turning 35.....
~Need I say more..?~
It's just a matter of finding someone to date...that doesn't look at the age...First..!!
 DrummingNut
Joined: 4/26/2010
Msg: 76
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 10/28/2011 1:21:44 PM
^^ My age cannot email you (lol!!) but I wanted to.. merely to tell you that is one cool catwalk you have!

As for this thread funny to read through!
 lonelly1
Joined: 8/26/2007
Msg: 77
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 10/31/2011 8:04:56 PM
Man I'm 60 and still have the drive. I worry about that day tho when it comes.
 Kuyan1
Joined: 4/15/2011
Msg: 78
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/1/2011 3:13:53 PM
You know, swminga, you are not far off the mark! I am with a beautiful man in his 60's (I am a youngster at 54) and we have the same moments!!! But on a more serious note, we have to deal with the fact he has 3 heart attacks and a stroke in his past and these do mess with our sex life. I wonder if any one out there has experienced the onset of angina at that important moment and how do they deal with it?
We have many other ways to enjoy apart from sex but we both are concerned ......
 Capriherb
Joined: 6/17/2011
Msg: 79
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/6/2011 7:07:23 AM
Viagra was the very best thing EVER invented FOR WOMEN!
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 80
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/6/2011 10:02:02 AM
^^^ Luckily...No need for it, yet..!!
Still have the 'ol 9 x 2...!
But I need a remedial course in Cunni-...!!
 fenderbender
Joined: 9/25/2006
Msg: 81
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/6/2011 10:14:43 AM
yea you go thru all that then get a cramp in your leg and have to quit........lol
 nativerock
Joined: 10/16/2010
Msg: 82
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/8/2011 10:20:49 AM

Hey...I've seen some 60 plus men that I would let eat crackers in my bed anytime


Oh you lucky duck wish there were some around my area.. I only know of one and he has been with the same woman for almost 40 years now..

nativerock
 rearguard*2
Joined: 2/8/2008
Msg: 83
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Posted: 11/8/2011 11:42:39 AM

I only know of one and he has been with the same woman for almost 40 years now..


I suspect he doesn't need a little blue pill.......

Hard to believe that drought has struck in Montreal, native. Lineups everywhere on Thursday nights. Perhaps you are speed walking too quickly past the prospects?
 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 84
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/8/2011 12:20:09 PM
The last relationship I was in ended because she didn't have the ~Drive~ to take advantage of what she was offered....
All I could do was shake my head, and say:
"There are women out there that'd KILL for what you're _Refusing_!!"
That's why I've adjusted my sights to a slightly younger range....till I find someone my own age, that still appreciates verility!
 professora
Joined: 7/28/2008
Msg: 85
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Posted: 11/8/2011 5:44:42 PM
Very funny

It's all about passion. If a couple has fingers and toes, they can have sex.

:)
 nativerock
Joined: 10/16/2010
Msg: 86
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/9/2011 11:01:19 AM

Hard to believe that drought has struck in Montreal, native. Lineups everywhere on Thursday nights. Perhaps you are speed walking too quickly past the prospects?


I think you might well have a point there.. Just maybe I will do better in Yoga class where I am not moving as fast? Just where are these lineups on Thursday night might try that option as well..

nativerock
 rearguard*2
Joined: 2/8/2008
Msg: 87
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Posted: 11/10/2011 5:48:19 AM
Crescent St. Le Locale. Holder's. Cavali. Prince Arthur. Club Price on Bridge. Hotel St. Paul. .............
 mastergoat
Joined: 11/6/2011
Msg: 88
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Posted: 11/10/2011 6:19:18 AM
An old friend of mine, who was old at the time, posited me this riddle:

What does a man of my age say when a woman says "No."





-He says, "Thank You."






He later added that he used to be able to do it all night long, but that now it took him all night long to do it.
 jmmevolve
Joined: 12/16/2010
Msg: 89
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/10/2011 7:35:42 AM
DC keep track of those e-mails - over 60s are in short supply and high demand!
 snomancollector
Joined: 10/12/2011
Msg: 90
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/11/2011 3:13:04 AM
That was too funny, but may be true in some cases. If so, that is why some older women are seeking younger men for physical needs. We are still in the prime in our 50's and the men in their 50's are buying Viagra to keep up with us.
 Hurray4Gray
Joined: 9/13/2011
Msg: 91
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Posted: 11/11/2011 7:43:42 PM
Beautiful...Just beautiful
 *mae* flowers
Joined: 1/15/2006
Msg: 92
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/12/2011 7:45:29 PM

Hard to believe that drought has struck in Montreal, native. Lineups everywhere on Thursday nights. Perhaps you are speed walking too quickly past the prospects?



I think you might well have a point there.. Just maybe I will do better in Yoga class where I am not moving as fast? Just where are these lineups on Thursday night might try that option as well..



Good luck In Montreal with those line-ups. As for me, I will continue to look for all those oil patch workers that APPARENTLY are coming through here in droves. (As told to me by a fellow fishie)

Ya know....at one time I could hardly wait to be older, now that I'm here...it's the shits. :(

Note to self....*Make appt for eye examination *


...mae
 femaleandflirty
Joined: 7/16/2011
Msg: 93
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/12/2011 9:39:11 PM
Hilarious!!! But 55 is not senior... yet.
 femaleandflirty
Joined: 7/16/2011
Msg: 94
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Posted: 11/12/2011 9:40:11 PM
Over 60s in demand? I dont think so. No matter how old I get, no one over 50 for me.

 Natgoat
Joined: 3/24/2011
Msg: 95
Love Making for Seniors
Posted: 11/13/2011 1:15:30 PM
'Seniors' ...know what they're doing...and know how to please each other..!!
(No *V* for This Senior..!!!)
~Voof!!~
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