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 Cynderella
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.....Nice Erik...I really liked that one...
 Brizo
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Posted: 5/5/2007 12:07:05 AM
good morning viking

quickening


I like the way that you used me
without delicacy or apology
or hesitance
in the way of men to women
mind over time
and I responded
in the way of women to men
mind over time
were you once roman soldier
and I greek slave
or were we viking
and captive
immaterial
what mattered
was our
quickening
in the here
and now
I have
never
felt
more female
 Cynderella
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Posted: 5/15/2007 7:35:04 AM
Great poem Erik
 Cynderella
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Posted: 5/23/2007 9:59:21 PM
Some nice writes there Erik
 Brizo
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Posted: 5/27/2007 8:28:04 AM
I didn't want to ruin it by saying anything else but Bravo!
 Cynderella
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Posted: 5/27/2007 10:01:01 AM
OMG That was sooooo cool!
 Brizo
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Posted: 5/31/2007 1:44:28 PM
Erik's a wanker

Erik, Erik naughty Viking
glad my writing's to your liking
I should charge a fee for wank
I could take you to the bank
but I'll leave your punishment
up to Cyn, the way it's meant
she looks like she can hold her own
without assistance, quite alone
she'll spank your fuzzy blonde behind
but knowing you, you wouldn't mind....

LA 5/31/07

 Brizo
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Posted: 6/7/2007 11:24:47 AM
No matter the angle it never looks right
a full length mirror is your friend
look before you go out for the night
but some on dim lighting depend
if it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit
unflattering to be stretching the seams
and some fashions don't the age befit
only wear them in your dreams....

Fortunately I have two daughters who never fail to let me know when I'm dressing unflatteringly.....if only they could stop laughing while they're doing it.......
 Brizo
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Posted: 6/8/2007 5:40:37 AM
Salty, it's better than other things that could be in his hands...... Okay Erik, you made me feel like I didn't respect you, which I actually do. Please don't wank me!


los angeles in waiting

if you met them in the street
would you recognize
angels
do they look like
saviors
or disguised
as needy humanity
going despised
by our rushing world
on it's way to make
a dollar
wanting to help
but having to holler
at the next guy
can you help him please
business has us on our knees
punching time clocks
ethics go unrewarded
and unguarded hearts
make human fodder
while attempting to live
in a way that matters
cruel, cruel world
rushes on
while angels reside
by our side
waiting for
Jacob's ladder

LS 6/07/07 previously posted in Daily Poet
 Cynderella
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Posted: 6/10/2007 9:21:51 AM
A morning thought...
Leather and lace
Less to grace
Naked is best
No time to waste
 Brizo
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Posted: 6/10/2007 6:45:12 PM
An adult who needs a spankin

Because it costs alot per box
cracklin bran is a special treat
not inexpensive like raisin bran
or frosted mini wheats

but I talked myself into a box
and placed it in my pantry
and opened it to eat tonight
when I was feeling hungry

imagine my displeasure
as I opened up the box
to find someone had been there first
all sneaky, like a fox

they cut the corner off the bag
and left it just like that
not folded over like they should
I knew it was my brat

a good thing I decided
to have cereal for my supper
I would have had to drive to town
and find my brat and whup her

and she ate alot of cocoa
in the package, with a spoon
that girl can eat some things I swear
to make normal people swoon

and then she lay upon the couch
and drifted off to sleep
and left the grandkids run around
and move sticks off the heap

and the boys were grounded anyway
because they'd been caught stealing
so they weren't supposed to be outside
no matter how tired she was feeling

so now they have to come back out
and pick up sticks again
this happened when I was at work
I wasn't feeling zen

and there were toys all over
she pretended not to see
though how she could have missed them
is beyond all that to me

and everyone knows better
and knows to show respect
Or I will come into their room
and mess it all to heck
(not really, but they don't know that)

yes, visiting is wonderful
but not when you're not home
the next time that they use my place
they better straighten it up some

Mom 6/10/07
 Cynderella
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Posted: 6/11/2007 8:50:11 PM
^^^1000 post to our Naughty Viking

Keep up your naughtiness
 Cynderella
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Posted: 6/15/2007 8:57:03 AM
----------------Girls----------------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
----------- brave enough to-----
---------------climb all-----------------
---------------the way-------------
--------------to the top------------------
Got a ladder???
 Brizo
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Posted: 6/30/2007 11:10:09 AM
Where'd Salty go?
 Cynderella
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Posted: 7/1/2007 8:54:06 AM
Boobies
The only bee that produces milk...Boobies
Tee hee
 Brizo
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Posted: 7/12/2007 12:53:50 PM
Eriks here with manly swagger
to talk about his one eyed dagger
but what is the sound
of one hand clapping?
was the dream Erik
or was Erik dreaming?
 Brizo
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Posted: 7/14/2007 10:02:03 PM
although sometimes you are real bad
you don't offend, you viking lad
you are a goof, you make us laugh
so just stop worrying about a gaffe (didn't know I knew big words, huh? )
 Brizo
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Posted: 7/15/2007 8:01:05 AM
Well, when I was younger I wanted to look like every other busty model I saw in the magazines.....Sometime in my thirties when I saw what happened to those breasts, I became grateful for my smallish/medium ones. I'm 47 and they're pretty nice for my age....so what I once considered a failing turned out to be a blessing in disguise......

I wish it weren't the norm to see surgically enhanced breasts. Men now think it's normal for a woman to have very large breasts and a small butt. While there are a lucky few who were born that way, generally speaking a small butt and small bust go together......
 Brizo
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Posted: 8/4/2007 12:58:31 AM
my avarice is pedestrian
she replied with a hair toss
licking her greedy red lips
was this her overactive thyroid?
or just a result of pampered
Kelp-bed body massages?
well, we weren't going
to play dominos, eh
her yellow lace-thong
perfectly framed her mangoes
turning me chautruse(sp?)
on my bald scalp
and naughty places
afterwards, she made Mac & Cheese
 Brizo
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Erik The Viking
Posted: 8/8/2007 6:00:29 PM
wow Autumn, I have to save that one.....

Erik, I like the pet challenge more, do you mind?

I have a cat
her name is Polly
and she can be
a b!tch, by golly
she bonks the others
on the head
then sweetly sleeps
upon my bed
 Brizo
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Erik The Viking
Posted: 8/8/2007 6:07:22 PM
I have a cat
Simon's his name
holstein markings
his claim to fame
his claws are sharp
he rules the yard
and chases mice
but not too hard



I have a striped cat
with golden eyes
he's very laid back
but the king of surprise
he loves to spring
at unsuspecting feet
and pretend to fight
but my Opie's sweet
 Brizo
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Posted: 8/8/2007 6:17:39 PM
I have a chocolate lab
her name is truffle
a gentle dog
she does not scuffle
at 75 lbs
a real big girl
she makes howling sounds
when the sirens whirl



I have a dog
her name is Sue
a little beagle
a howler too
she sits on her roof
she likes to dig holes
and walks, and ball chasing
and barking at moles
 Cynderella
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Posted: 8/11/2007 8:37:33 AM
Check your e-mail...
 Cynderella
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Posted: 8/12/2007 8:46:00 AM
I found this you wrote it a year ago...
Thank-you it brings back sweet memories...

For a Special Friend!

Sometimes when I cruise the site,
deep in thought so late at night,
someone sexy grabs my eye,
and I stop to drool, no lie!

And if she is really hot,
maybe showing what she's got,
Then my body comes alive,
libido in overdrive.

Read the profile, see the pic,
try to think if we would click?
But most times after I look,
Like the cover, hate the book!

Still sometimes I get lucky,
and she's more than eye-candy,
Sometimes she is really sharp,
Oh be still my beating heart!

When you see that special one,
And the flirting has begun,
Just remember this my friends,
Because on it much depends,

If you really get along,
and it seems it's going strong,
Don't you even hesitate,
Let her know that she is great!

Make sure that she understands,
On her time you'll make demands,
because any fool can see,
Loving her is meant to be!

 Cynderella
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Posted: 8/12/2007 8:46:24 AM
- The Person Behind the Name -

Sadness that fills your heart,
the things you've lost that once you believed in,
the illusions of permanence shattered,
the men who failed you,
the people who stood blind,
never offering you a hand or a smile,
those who lied while you stood in tears,
the dreams that faded,
the love that never flowered,
the time that was stolen,
the darkness and empty feelings,
so much that others don't see,
so much that you hide so well,
your quest unfulfilled,
but there is yet hope,
you are not alone,
you are not lost,
the eyes of the Norse have seen you,
have perceived you,
understand you,
know you,
you have only to reach,
and a hand shall be there to take yours,
you have only to speak,
and a friend shall hasten to stand beside you,
you have only to wish,
and it will be granted,
know that you are not alone,
know that you are not unseen,
know that you are desired.

- Erik - For a special friend. You are more perceived than you think.
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