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 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 110
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You might be a red neck when......Page 5 of 10    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10)
yer heart skips a beat whenever you hear the sound of the horn of the GENERAL LEE specially if daisy is drivin it
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 111
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/27/2006 9:50:47 PM
BTW scorpy ....... yes but she drove cause she needed her faucet fixed .............dammit some days i hate when they find out i can fix thingy's .......
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 112
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/28/2006 7:25:08 AM
you take a date to COSTCO for the smorg...
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 115
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/2/2006 1:06:06 AM
didn't know that likin monstar trucks meant you were a redneck.......than I guess I Is one
 countrygal77
Joined: 8/27/2006
Msg: 117
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/5/2006 11:29:14 AM
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65.
 countrygal77
Joined: 8/27/2006
Msg: 118
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/5/2006 11:41:09 AM
oops nevermind...horsin knew that 1 already
 desertfish01
Joined: 8/16/2006
Msg: 123
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/13/2006 7:12:14 PM
the first words out your 5 year old son's mouth is "whar's my beer, and whar's my damn dinner?"

You wear beer tabs as jewelry.

You have beer bottle tops covering the dashboard of your car.

You know the secret recipe to Kentucky fried chicken.

You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.

You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.

on Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.

you have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs.

your idea of a romantic evening is sharing the same spit cup with your girlfriend at a tractor pull.

your idea of summer vacation is running through a sprinkler in the front yard.

you take a nap with at least one hand tucked inside your pants.

your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck.

Oh my, guess that makes me a redneck then!!!!
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 126
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/14/2006 9:35:43 PM
if yer house don't have curtains and yer van or pickup do
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 138
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/19/2006 10:38:01 PM
the cabinets in yer garage are nicer than the ones in your house
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 141
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/21/2006 2:24:37 AM
You figur God was a red neck cause he put on a woman " the outhouse so close to the lunch counter"
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 146
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/28/2006 12:41:33 AM
dont forget the gun rack in the back winda of yer pickup
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 148
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 11/29/2006 1:07:19 AM
^^^^^^^^were you watchin me last nite?????????




your idea of an expensive french liquer is ........Jaques Daniels






you wish yer wife was as "dirty" as yer pickup
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 155
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 12/25/2006 1:00:59 AM
when you need to get a cosigner for the loan to pay for the taxidermist work on the Pickeral or Jackfish
 Smilnlady
Joined: 7/2/2007
Msg: 157
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 8/9/2007 10:39:01 AM
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk

You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie
 crazyindian69
Joined: 1/20/2006
Msg: 158
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 8/13/2008 10:01:46 PM
You kill your wife for throwing out your Elvis 8-tracks and you get off on reasonable grounds.

You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader
 goddess68
Joined: 12/9/2007
Msg: 159
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 8/22/2008 11:51:48 PM
this is too funny, I actually know someone that does that, and has more appliances in yard that house. these are to cute
 handycowboy
Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 160
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 10/21/2008 3:09:55 AM
you paint your campertrailer white with black patches to give it the cow print look ....... you might be a redneck

it actually looks great ..... especially when it is painted by moooonlight
 crazyindian69
Joined: 1/20/2006
Msg: 161
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 1/3/2009 7:48:51 PM
THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK

7. I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

5. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause She Might Win.

4. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
 HomelessEd
Joined: 7/11/2008
Msg: 162
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 1/21/2009 5:09:21 PM
hahaha too funny.


you know why it's called a TOOTH brush.
 HomelessEd
Joined: 7/11/2008
Msg: 163
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 2/10/2009 3:53:11 PM
You use vise grips on a water tap
 HorsinAround60
Joined: 10/24/2008
Msg: 164
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 2/20/2009 7:09:08 AM
You make 2 kinds of hootch... Moonshine and Moonlite.
 HomelessEd
Joined: 7/11/2008
Msg: 165
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 2/28/2009 12:26:47 PM
you visit and join this site..

http://looselips.smfforfree.com/index.php
 Tazz_Rebel
Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 166
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 3/11/2009 1:44:09 AM

You use vise grips on a water tap

OMG! How did you sneak into my kitchen to see that??? LOL

...you "Red Greene" your sofa, rather than buy a new one....hehe
 HomelessEd
Joined: 7/11/2008
Msg: 167
You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 4/10/2009 9:18:11 AM
You use a Blanket for a door or wall
 crazyindian69
Joined: 1/20/2006
Msg: 168
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You might be a red neck when......
Posted: 6/14/2009 10:19:21 PM
Being a redneck is using what you have available. If you have 20 - Fifty five gallon air tight drums, I see no problem using them to hold a small tent trailer so you have a house boat!

Woooooo
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