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 davydude4U
Joined: 12/28/2008
Msg: 215
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GOD is my co-pilot, but I broke down in the mountains and I had to eat him
SNOWBIRDS taste like chicken
:remember, I saw this. I didnt write it
A girl sent me an email that said: " I may not be Mrs. right, but I`ll Fu*k you till she shows up.
 Snowleopard23
Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 216
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Posted: 1/27/2009 7:40:02 AM
ooh i have one...."are you following jesus this close?"
 redneckcountrygirl
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 217
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Posted: 3/27/2009 2:48:23 PM
Did you ever stop to think...and forget to start again.
 SororRavn93
Joined: 1/28/2009
Msg: 218
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Posted: 3/29/2009 12:21:04 AM

" Keep honking im reloading"


I have this one on my car =)
 redneckcountrygirl
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 219
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Posted: 4/27/2009 5:11:11 PM
I'm driving a stick shift and we are on a hill...do you really want to be close enough to read this?
 Nikkiw316
Joined: 2/4/2009
Msg: 220
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Posted: 5/3/2009 4:31:42 PM
Vegetarians Taste Better
 redneckcountrygirl
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 221
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Posted: 5/5/2009 3:32:45 PM
If you want to burn my flag...please wrap yourself in it first.
 redneckcountrygirl
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 222
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Posted: 5/5/2009 3:35:23 PM
National Atheist Day - April 1st - A fool in his heart says there is no God. Psalms 34:1
 84_cruiser
Joined: 1/21/2009
Msg: 223
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Posted: 6/9/2009 12:04:57 PM
On the back of my land cruiser I have on that read....Pirate...I mean preemptive salvage specialist.

I think its great.
 redneckcountrygirl
Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 224
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Posted: 7/8/2009 4:07:33 PM
I was a democrat until I got a job.
 iceaxe
Joined: 3/13/2008
Msg: 225
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Posted: 7/8/2009 6:36:02 PM
Republicans work
So you don't have to

updated to:

Republicans work the system
So you don't have a job
 Krisverde
Joined: 5/22/2009
Msg: 226
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Posted: 7/28/2009 2:46:17 AM
Drive a hybrid, I need your gas.
 Junkartnamesigns
Joined: 5/26/2009
Msg: 227
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Posted: 7/28/2009 5:01:04 AM
Life begins when you get one ...... Get a Life
 lQQKN41
Joined: 2/18/2009
Msg: 228
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Posted: 8/6/2009 3:03:27 PM
NEVER PUT YOUR FINGERS,, WHERE YOU WOULDN'T PUT YOUR PENIS,,,,,ACCORDING TO MY COLLEGE EDUCATED SON,,LOL
 CGAZRob
Joined: 8/2/2009
Msg: 229
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Posted: 8/7/2009 7:45:20 PM
This was actually a t-shirt on a biker so kinda the same thing.... If You Can Read This
The B***ch Fell Off
 frog princess85222
Joined: 1/28/2009
Msg: 230
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Posted: 12/16/2009 1:25:29 PM
if i wanted to hear the sh*t coming from ur radio id sit in ur car.
 Pondering the Circle.....
Joined: 1/18/2010
Msg: 231
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Posted: 1/24/2010 8:07:12 PM
If you're close enough to read this
help me out with a reach around.
 Pondering the Circle.....
Joined: 1/18/2010
Msg: 232
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Posted: 2/2/2010 8:58:15 PM
I am a drunk, not an alcoholic.
Alcoholics go to meetings.
 111Enigma
Joined: 2/6/2010
Msg: 233
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Posted: 2/16/2010 7:44:54 PM
"Honk if you love God.
Text if you want to meet him."

Love it.


P.A.
 MmmmPizza
Joined: 8/21/2009
Msg: 234
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Posted: 3/3/2010 12:30:06 AM
The best one I have seen is "If you can't feed them, don't breed them." Most women on here need to take that to heart. lol
 111Enigma
Joined: 2/6/2010
Msg: 235
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Posted: 3/3/2010 2:11:46 PM
^^ Nice attitude buddy, I'm sure this will improve your odds with the ladies.

Here's one I saw last week:

"If you are going to ride my azz, you may as well pull my hair!"


P.A.
 111Enigma
Joined: 2/6/2010
Msg: 236
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Posted: 3/4/2010 4:30:51 PM
Sorry, yes, I am guilty of not reading the whole 12 pages of this thread which would have taken about at least two hours of my time and I just don't have that kind of time to spare because I'm so busy enjoying my happy life.

I feel sad for you.

Here's the good indication of your sad life and frustration with this dating site:
~Two postings to this thread and the third one is the following about a thread asking about your experience on POF ~
Your answer:
"It just goes to show from all the responses that there isn't one single educated female on this site. In AZ that is. Every women on here has been here for years. They aren't serious about finding anything real. The only thing they are serious about is playing games and showing off their cleavage, bikini and tattoos. What POF needs to do is start banning profiles of women that don't message people first. They also need to ban the women that haven't met anyone yet. Anyone that isn't taking control of their life and using this site accordingly, should be deleted. And as for the message above...if you have had soooo many great dates why are you still single and on here? Probably because you really haven't met anyone. This site gives us the tools to get off of here. Start using them. Message the people you want to date. Don't wait for them to message you."

My poor dear, you obviously need to vent since you have probably been turned down over and over again....it's all the other women...those bad women...nothing to do with YOU. I do feel for you my dear.

Maybe some Anger Management sessions would be beneficial for you sweety. Can I hook you up? I'm about to open my own counselling business.
All the best.
On topic: Bumper sticker:" Choose to have a good and happy life..it's short! Why choose to be miserable??"
I just made this one up. How do you like it?

Sincerely,

P.A.
PS: Oh and about following the rules of this site, I would have contacted you directly but your restrictions won't allow me to do this...ain't I smart to at least know that?
 111Enigma
Joined: 2/6/2010
Msg: 237
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Posted: 3/4/2010 7:23:48 PM
^^ using one of my line from my profile...so very cute! It's actually quite of a compliment thank you!
 jethro1010
Joined: 1/28/2011
Msg: 238
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Posted: 5/12/2012 4:10:24 PM
the funiest one I have seen

it takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do

if you can't talk and drive hang up
 SValleyGal
Joined: 7/3/2011
Msg: 239
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Posted: 5/12/2012 10:40:43 PM
That's hostile but funny.
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