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 Ćœberlebender
Joined: 8/21/2007
Msg: 132
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That must have stank. LOL

I would have left after the panty comment.
 wizardofossington
Joined: 6/17/2007
Msg: 133
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/27/2008 6:02:14 AM
In some countries its consider a compliment to fart....
 Gaddflye
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 134
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/28/2008 5:28:26 PM
I love Mexican food so I never, ever leave home without my beano. It works!
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 135
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Posted: 9/28/2008 8:04:20 PM
Well if a guy says he supports Bush and McCain, I will let it rip long and loud!!!

 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 136
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/28/2008 8:32:37 PM
I do agree about the showmanship being an issue. That's immature. Always the fart should speak for itself.

Speaking of gas and holes. The republicans shouldnt even be allowed to run anymore.
 Refinedsillyguy
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 141
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/30/2008 5:22:48 PM
Hhahahah. That guy must feel like a crappy fart everyone runs from, after reading this thread....
 carolann0308
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 144
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Posted: 9/30/2008 6:31:38 PM
What a great way to get out of the next meet and greet that isn't working out. Just rip one and sit there with your arms folded and a big ole grin on your face.

It's funny, once you become exclusive it's quite acceptable.
 Burton888
Joined: 8/19/2008
Msg: 145
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/30/2008 7:52:49 PM

LMAO... at least he admit doing it and joked about it rather than deny it or even worse, said you did it!! Maybe he's not good at holding his flatuence and tried putting a humorous spin during this smelly predicament.

It might of been his way to finding out what 'uppity' level you are. lol
 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 146
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/30/2008 9:50:19 PM
Diamond I read your comment about the guys you meet and have one question. Do you want to go out?

Yes Carol it's should be acceptable.
 superrmann
Joined: 5/24/2008
Msg: 149
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 10/3/2008 12:47:26 AM
i suppose it would have been worst if he had of shit himself,but still funny has hell and what a loser.
 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 150
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 10/3/2008 2:02:35 AM
Sky I notice about a 50% drop in my dating on here yes. But that is my way of screening them to see if they would be compatable to me. I dont want a fuddy duddy. If farting truely truely bugged a girl I wouldnt do it. The funny thing is I get disgusted when other people do it.

I still get dates on here nomatter what I say because some woman have a sense of humor and can clear a room faster than a fire when they have gas. But pof is about 23.8% of my dating anyway so I can take the losses and I am having fun. Sometimes I have to admit women I meet in person and not online I have to hope they dont see this and get the wrong idea.

Also many bad dishonest dates made me not care.
 PaSaRyu
Joined: 8/17/2008
Msg: 152
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 11/13/2008 10:49:18 PM
I won't even try to defend him...will remind you though that your interests included a comedy show.

That said, somebody please submit this true life story as a skit for Saturday Night Live!!!
 PaSaRyu
Joined: 8/17/2008
Msg: 157
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/20/2008 12:45:49 PM
LOL...a month later and like most good stories it is even funnier the 2nd time.

Hope somebody submited to Saturday Night Live for a skit...I want to see Tina Fey act this scene out with Will Ferrell.
 PaSaRyu
Joined: 8/17/2008
Msg: 159
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/30/2008 6:34:09 PM
The story is still LMAO funny but come on...we all know that the gals do it too!
I am beginning to feel sorry that everyone is picking on the guy. I've seen a few sitcoms that the woman was very "manly" with her passing gas.
 fullgore91
Joined: 8/26/2008
Msg: 160
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/30/2008 11:25:00 PM
Why in the hell would a guy do that,unless he is Galagher on make me laugh!!!I go to painstaking efforts to make sure I do NOT fart even if I have to leave the table!!!What a crude goofball dufus!!

Still it is to funny,well at least U will have a story to tell at parties for the rest of your life!!Hilarious and sorry but yes I have to put
 VivaciousVixen2010
Joined: 7/12/2008
Msg: 161
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/31/2008 2:05:05 AM
Oh Lady, you have a story here that just made 12 pages of POF members Laugh their Asses Off..........Thank God that he didn't pull my finger, I might have elbowed him in the rib
So sad..........
 jonash2007
Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 162
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 1/6/2009 12:32:27 AM
Awwww...he really liked you.
 decouple
Joined: 4/26/2008
Msg: 163
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 1/7/2009 8:04:21 AM
Funniest forum topic EVER!
 Cogie36
Joined: 10/23/2008
Msg: 164
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Posted: 1/7/2009 6:30:17 PM
OMG this was the funniest thread so far that i've seen on here.....
 kpooks
Joined: 12/23/2008
Msg: 165
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Posted: 1/7/2009 8:13:09 PM
Laughing my f--king ass off!!! The guy may have the king-sized ego of a braggart and be uncouth, but he sounds pretty damned funny!!! Not "relationship" material, obviously, but good for a laugh.

"I'll have the Filet Mignon, medium rare...BWAAOOOMPPHHH!!!" Ahh, shouldn't a done those crab cakes for appetizer..."
 SwampHunter
Joined: 6/1/2007
Msg: 166
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 2/5/2009 8:48:36 AM
Totally agree - this is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen! The only one I've ever seen that might even come close was the chili makin redneck! Anybody remember that one? Went something like this:

"I just want yall all to know, that I done met the love of my life, and got laid, for $17. Now, where I get the $17 from, is that's what it cost me to go up here to the store and get me some fixins for some chili. Well, I come back and made it up, and then I stuck me a sign out in front of my trailer that said, "Free Chili", and the love of my life come right to my door. Now, how'd I know she was the one fer me? Well, she likes spicy food just like I do - and when I come home from workin' hard all day, she just loves to snuggle her face all up in my arm pit cause she thinks I smell like a real man..."



Mark
 Quazi 100
Joined: 3/2/2008
Msg: 169
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Posted: 2/5/2009 2:26:23 PM

I can't remember if I've responded, but it is funny. I could never date someone who just openly farted around me, let alone in public on the first date. I wonder what these types of people are thinking?


My ex-husband didn't "openly" fart in public, or around me....he dropped silent, putrid bombs!

I would rather hear it, so I can at least vacate the area
 karma1160
Joined: 6/10/2008
Msg: 170
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 2/5/2009 8:59:43 PM
Oh my the stench of it all. lol
The only thing that tops this is when someone comes and stands by you and and lets one off that even a dog would run for cover over? At that moment what you do?
 thwipp89
Joined: 3/3/2009
Msg: 174
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Posted: 5/14/2009 5:07:56 AM
i think the denture incident may have been worse than the "lawnmower pull" gag. you know how to pick em!
 Kimberish925
Joined: 6/22/2008
Msg: 175
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Posted: 5/17/2009 9:45:23 PM
ROTFLMAO....this was by far the funniest thread I have ever read.

My last boyfriend was an avid farter...lol. He gave fair warning and was respectful of where we were. Most times it was when we were at home chilling out and watching tv. I'm not one that offends easily so it never bothered me and to top it off they had no odor. Well, 1 out of every 30 may have had odor. One in particular was deadly...I laugh everytime I think about it. Infamously known as the Hollywood fart. Here we are a fairly new couple and we are in a Hwood video store cruising the isles. He went one way, I went mine. At some point I proceed to follow him and wander into the most foul smelling, eyes watering odor. He of course kept going thinking it was another odorless episode. Me on the other hand realizing what happened and that was him immediatly started laughing and backed out of the isle, this prompted him back to isle to see what was so funny. Lets just say the look on his face was pricless..did i do that??? It was all I could do to keep from falling on the floor. We left immediatly, never looked back.
I guess you had to be there but I had to share....
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