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 tcky123
Joined: 12/9/2005
Msg: 39
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I went on a date 3 years ago of yahoo site and he was a cute guy a little to young but it was all good, we went to the board walk at night and while we were walking to the board walk he told me to wait he needed to pee so i stood there and waited and it was like 5 mins long I was getting worried so I called him out and he then came runing to me and ohh boy this guy did a shit behind the tree and he reak of shit and farting at the same time I almost puked but i keep quiet and 2 mins later he ran back behind the tree and came out more smelly becuase he dried his bum with the leaves he even told me so. lol. he smelled up his car so bad I put the window down and sprayed some body spray on me and in his car. geezz i went home and took a shower and never answered his calls. too much.
 SpareBoyfriend
Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 40
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first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/22/2006 2:31:59 AM

first date- he farts in the restaurant!!


Awesome. This guy is my hero!
 Chrysostom
Joined: 6/4/2005
Msg: 41
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/22/2006 5:01:02 PM
Suzanne, what does it say about you that you went out with this fellow?
 HollandHoney
Joined: 12/11/2006
Msg: 42
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/22/2006 5:21:06 PM
HILARIOUS! I was going to wait until all of my family died to pen a best-selling autobiography focused on my dating life, but I think I'd be taken out of the Pulitzer-running by this author! Better luck to us both...
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 43
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Posted: 12/22/2006 6:31:25 PM
tcky, oh, my!! That sounds like the Date from HELL!! GROSS!!

Send that guy to your worst enemy as revenge
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 44
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Posted: 12/23/2006 7:58:18 PM
Deliver a few of these to the farting guy
 CanadianKate
Joined: 7/1/2006
Msg: 45
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/23/2006 9:52:08 PM
Well, just be happy that he didnt lift his leg and fart...Ive seen men do It in malls, and then the face of the guy when his wife/girlfriend slap them
 GuitarGuy_
Joined: 3/15/2007
Msg: 46
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 3/31/2007 10:13:46 PM
oh my god,



I'm utterly speechless.



 OneBrazenGirl
Joined: 1/10/2007
Msg: 47
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 4/1/2007 6:38:28 AM
That is down right NASTY.
 blondago56
Joined: 8/21/2004
Msg: 49
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first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/11/2007 9:52:44 PM
you were in his CAR?? you poor thing, im glad you are not TOO tramatized, that sounds so.........................................................'vulgarly disgusting'
 sweet smilin woman
Joined: 6/12/2008
Msg: 50
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/10/2008 5:02:26 PM
I know this is an older post.. but OMG.. that was funny! hahahhaha.. thanks for the laugh!
 Huggles
Joined: 12/15/2006
Msg: 51
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/10/2008 5:19:23 PM
Lift your leg and fight back woman!

(you know I'm kidding)
 Quazi 100
Joined: 3/2/2008
Msg: 53
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Posted: 9/10/2008 6:15:29 PM
Oh my God....too funny!

The only thing more disgusting, would have been a "shart"....LMAO.....
 superbadzzz
Joined: 8/16/2008
Msg: 54
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/10/2008 11:07:36 PM
he sounds like a winner. bring him home to meet granny.
 Lario
Joined: 5/2/2005
Msg: 55
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Posted: 9/10/2008 11:19:46 PM
I can understand why you would be upset. He didn't even offer you the opportunity to let you pull his finger first . What a cad!
 SweetnSassyNatureLover
Joined: 4/11/2008
Msg: 56
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/11/2008 2:07:29 AM


{gemgirl laughs so hard tea goes flying out of her nose.... }


I am so jealous of the obvious intimacy you and this man shared. Everyone knows that farting in front of one another shows true trust as well as acceptance. I too long for the man who will fart for me in public even. If he asks me to rate it, I'M IN LOVE!

On the serious side, this was disgusting as well as shows this man has no commen sense. I personally would have ran out the door as he was walking around shaking hands after singing "unchained melody".


If that's the case then I have had some serious intimacy with a few dates, I guess I should never have let them go!!

One did the kareoke thing once, the swagger, shaking of hands ect. Sang "I got friends in low places".... I nearly sank under the table it was so bad. I wanted to crawl out the back door but it was too far away. What really got me was everyone was clapping and got him to do an encore. I think they thought he was being a comedian and he was to lit to notice. I have never gone to a kareoke bar since.

 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 57
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/11/2008 4:29:52 AM
Whew,, I thought this thread was about me. Glad its not.
 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 58
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/11/2008 4:35:26 AM
There is nothing as funny as a good restaurant fart. It's almost as good as the grocery store magazine rack blame it on the girl your with fart.
 LeeAnne51
Joined: 8/21/2008
Msg: 60
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/12/2008 10:02:35 PM
least he didnt have you grab his finger and pull on it to let the fart out, takes all kinds dont it.......goofymen
 Dumpling-Girl
Joined: 7/20/2005
Msg: 62
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Posted: 9/12/2008 10:31:16 PM
LOL. Okay, now any bad date I have, I can now think, at least he wasn't like that guy! Wow.
 startsomethingnew22
Joined: 8/17/2008
Msg: 63
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/12/2008 10:34:48 PM
wow so what if he had to fart... can't you be thankful he moved you out the way... for the record he doesn't sound that bad... sure has has some typical male chauvinistic behavior but that's how we expect them to impress us right? i'm guessing by the end of the date he got so comfortable with you that he farted (and i'm sure you've farted in public before too)... but then you have to go around making fun of him online? looking at your profile i think you were pretty lucky to even get a date with him... which is probably why you're on here while he's probably seeing another woman.

people fart, what the heck is the big deal.
 BlueEyes1712
Joined: 4/24/2008
Msg: 64
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Posted: 9/19/2008 12:36:23 PM
Now you have a date to compare all other dates by.
 hellofagal
Joined: 7/27/2008
Msg: 67
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Posted: 9/19/2008 1:23:36 PM
May I ask what attraction you had in the first place?..sounds like a moron to me,absolutely no class whatsoever and for an old guy with dentures,he sounds like a little kid...and he obviously thinks he's something...I have a name for guys like that...starts with an "a" and ends with an "e"...with a hole in between.
 ***blue***
Joined: 4/21/2008
Msg: 70
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/19/2008 2:45:18 PM
I'm going to have to go read the Op, but strickly from the headline I would probably fall on the floor laughing if I was on a date and he just let one go.

I know I have an immiture scence of humor.

Ok I just read her op, and I gotta say what a piece of work. The fart was the only ok/funny thing about him I think. Oh I probably would have laughed at the rock star part too, but I would have been laughing at and not with.

Some people's kids......
 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 71
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/20/2008 6:05:16 PM
The girl i brought to the bar last night let out a silent deadly one then denied it. But due to several elements like where she was sitting and location of other people it was determined that she did it. Even her friend smelled it and agreed about the direction it came from. I was drinking and it came up and slapped me face twice.

Daemon were you on her date to see he was a braggert? Maybe she was being persnickidy and deserved the fart. Maybe she was the one who farted because the date wasnt going well and he wasnt interested. Maybe he farted cause she irritated him.
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