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 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 118
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 OneLifeTwoLive
Joined: 5/26/2008
Msg: 119
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first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/25/2008 9:31:30 PM

As we were standing there talking to someone getting ready to leave, (I swear I"m not making this up!!) he stuck up his finger to check the direction of the wind, grabbed me by the arm and moved behind me, and proceeded to do the 'crank-the-lawnmower' fart!!! Then he fanned it and said 'Whew!! be glad I was nice enough to get behind you so you wouldnt have to share that one'!!!!


I think he had gas, and had to let it go. It happens you know.
 Gaddflye
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 120
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/25/2008 10:15:15 PM
This is truly hilarious! He is lucky he only farted. He could have sharted!
 lil_ladybug
Joined: 1/21/2008
Msg: 125
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/26/2008 4:30:56 PM
OMG!! I love this one!!! So wrong but so right, like a train wreck you can stop looking at. My dad was infamous for his crank the lawnmower farts and ones where I swear he filled his pants! NAsty!!
 Gaddflye
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 126
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/26/2008 4:35:04 PM
I'll try farting to end the next date I get stuck on which is not working out. Nothing like cutting it off by cutting a ripping one!
 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 128
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/26/2008 9:37:35 PM
So its ok when a womans dad does it. even funny. but when a date does it its a date from hell. this kinda irritates me because I had a few dates from hell and they didnt even have to fart.

the crop duster made me laugh hard.

Just for people saying its a date from hell the next woman on here I get a date with is going to get a swift lesson on public farting. I'm going to look up the nuclear bomb recipe and she's going to get the mushroom cloud effect. The foundation of the resaurant will be shaken.

hey i have an arsinal. Sometimes I make sure they are quiet so I can see a persons expresion when that first whiff goes up their nose. The hard part is keeping a stait face when you know they are seconds away from a slap in the face.
 KitNbootz
Joined: 5/31/2007
Msg: 129
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/26/2008 11:02:59 PM
Definitely a class act!
 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 130
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/26/2008 11:24:23 PM
If you want a date just ask. We class acts are hard to come by ya know. Actually I only fart if the mood is right or wrong. One time I had a friend over and we had sex a few times before that. (her idea but i didnt complain)

She got me all worked up then said I hope you dont mind if we dont have sex. I didnt mind but didnt like the way she went about it and replied. " I hope you dont mind if I fall asleep." So we hunker down in bed and get comfortable with our backs to each other. I asked if she was sure before I fell asleep she didnt want to have sex or anything. She said no sex and I gave her the buzzer fart on her back. lol. The memory of it makes me laugh.. We are still friends and we laughed about that night.
 Überlebender
Joined: 8/21/2007
Msg: 132
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/27/2008 2:50:26 AM
That must have stank. LOL

I would have left after the panty comment.
 wizardofossington
Joined: 6/17/2007
Msg: 133
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/27/2008 6:02:14 AM
In some countries its consider a compliment to fart....
 Gaddflye
Joined: 9/10/2008
Msg: 134
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/28/2008 5:28:26 PM
I love Mexican food so I never, ever leave home without my beano. It works!
 designingwoman
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 135
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first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/28/2008 8:04:20 PM
Well if a guy says he supports Bush and McCain, I will let it rip long and loud!!!

 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 136
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/28/2008 8:32:37 PM
I do agree about the showmanship being an issue. That's immature. Always the fart should speak for itself.

Speaking of gas and holes. The republicans shouldnt even be allowed to run anymore.
 Refinedsillyguy
Joined: 5/4/2008
Msg: 141
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/30/2008 5:22:48 PM
Hhahahah. That guy must feel like a crappy fart everyone runs from, after reading this thread....
 carolann0308
Joined: 12/9/2006
Msg: 144
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first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/30/2008 6:31:38 PM
What a great way to get out of the next meet and greet that isn't working out. Just rip one and sit there with your arms folded and a big ole grin on your face.

It's funny, once you become exclusive it's quite acceptable.
 Burton888
Joined: 8/19/2008
Msg: 145
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/30/2008 7:52:49 PM

LMAO... at least he admit doing it and joked about it rather than deny it or even worse, said you did it!! Maybe he's not good at holding his flatuence and tried putting a humorous spin during this smelly predicament.

It might of been his way to finding out what 'uppity' level you are. lol
 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 146
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 9/30/2008 9:50:19 PM
Diamond I read your comment about the guys you meet and have one question. Do you want to go out?

Yes Carol it's should be acceptable.
 superrmann
Joined: 5/24/2008
Msg: 149
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 10/3/2008 12:47:26 AM
i suppose it would have been worst if he had of shit himself,but still funny has hell and what a loser.
 caesar0002
Joined: 6/20/2008
Msg: 150
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 10/3/2008 2:02:35 AM
Sky I notice about a 50% drop in my dating on here yes. But that is my way of screening them to see if they would be compatable to me. I dont want a fuddy duddy. If farting truely truely bugged a girl I wouldnt do it. The funny thing is I get disgusted when other people do it.

I still get dates on here nomatter what I say because some woman have a sense of humor and can clear a room faster than a fire when they have gas. But pof is about 23.8% of my dating anyway so I can take the losses and I am having fun. Sometimes I have to admit women I meet in person and not online I have to hope they dont see this and get the wrong idea.

Also many bad dishonest dates made me not care.
 PaSaRyu
Joined: 8/17/2008
Msg: 152
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 11/13/2008 10:49:18 PM
I won't even try to defend him...will remind you though that your interests included a comedy show.

That said, somebody please submit this true life story as a skit for Saturday Night Live!!!
 PaSaRyu
Joined: 8/17/2008
Msg: 157
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/20/2008 12:45:49 PM
LOL...a month later and like most good stories it is even funnier the 2nd time.

Hope somebody submited to Saturday Night Live for a skit...I want to see Tina Fey act this scene out with Will Ferrell.
 PaSaRyu
Joined: 8/17/2008
Msg: 159
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/30/2008 6:34:09 PM
The story is still LMAO funny but come on...we all know that the gals do it too!
I am beginning to feel sorry that everyone is picking on the guy. I've seen a few sitcoms that the woman was very "manly" with her passing gas.
 fullgore91
Joined: 8/26/2008
Msg: 160
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/30/2008 11:25:00 PM
Why in the hell would a guy do that,unless he is Galagher on make me laugh!!!I go to painstaking efforts to make sure I do NOT fart even if I have to leave the table!!!What a crude goofball dufus!!

Still it is to funny,well at least U will have a story to tell at parties for the rest of your life!!Hilarious and sorry but yes I have to put
 VivaciousVixen2010
Joined: 7/12/2008
Msg: 161
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 12/31/2008 2:05:05 AM
Oh Lady, you have a story here that just made 12 pages of POF members Laugh their Asses Off..........Thank God that he didn't pull my finger, I might have elbowed him in the rib
So sad..........
 jonash2007
Joined: 7/11/2007
Msg: 162
first date- he farts in the restaurant!!
Posted: 1/6/2009 12:32:27 AM
Awwww...he really liked you.
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