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 lilsweetman2005
Joined: 12/20/2005
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When you fart and itsounds like a car alarm
 lilsweetman2005
Joined: 12/20/2005
Msg: 141
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/29/2006 7:01:46 PM
when you try to play paddie cake with your garbage can
 buck711
Joined: 5/15/2005
Msg: 142
You know you're old when...
Posted: 5/10/2006 9:29:00 PM
You know you are old when you have to take Gingko Biloba to remember where you put your viagra.

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 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 144
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 5/18/2006 10:26:50 AM
when you can remember when the dead sea was sick
 chicaboom
Joined: 5/11/2006
Msg: 146
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/15/2006 4:57:45 PM
when your mind makes a promise that your body cant fulfill
 marita_b
Joined: 6/15/2005
Msg: 147
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/16/2006 5:14:52 AM
so does the opposite sex to u!

it's true,.... they too fall apart,..but guess who they are looking to date???

I just love seeing life through the eyes of a 21 year old,...I have a 21 year old in the house,...and I actually still remember how I thought back then,...

Today when I hear someone raggin' on me because of my smoking,...and how it will shorten my life by 5 years or more,..I think,...5 years,..true,..

but they're the last five,..and they pretty much suck anyway,... so what's my incentive again?
 DAVAN
Joined: 9/8/2005
Msg: 148
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/20/2006 6:51:58 PM
WHAT I USE TO DO "ALL NIGHT LONG" NOW TAKES ME ALL NIGHT LONG TO DO!
 ManitobaGrrl
Joined: 1/18/2006
Msg: 149
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/21/2006 7:23:39 PM
someone talks about "that 70's show" and you ask "which one?"
 sayalla
Joined: 2/18/2007
Msg: 150
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/3/2007 10:36:38 PM
When I find myself telling teenagers, "I remember when you were born."
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 151
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/16/2007 7:22:25 PM
When you think you are thin or average and as fat as the house you live in......

Sorry all....just had some thread statements that reflected this from some in here and their profiles stated athletic, thin or average when more than a few pounds over and just plain fat.......and that my friends, is why you know when your old.....you believe what you are saying and not what the evidence shows......

Just my opinion......
 CherylLynn77
Joined: 10/6/2007
Msg: 152
You know you're old when...
Posted: 2/20/2008 3:47:34 AM
"WHAT I USE TO DO "ALL NIGHT LONG" NOW TAKES ME ALL NIGHT LONG TO DO!" That could be a GOOD thing!!
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