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 ramcharger
Joined: 6/5/2004
Msg: 26
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The damed hair in your nose and ears seems to grow friggin faster trhan the hair on your head! Dammmmmmmit LOL Looks like radar antena
 Sliv
Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 27
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/26/2005 1:48:25 PM
When the hair on your forehead starts running backwards and stops somewhere on your lower back
 Sliv
Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 28
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/26/2005 2:20:31 PM
When dinner and a movie is no longer the beginning of the date, it *IS* the date.
 Frrosty
Joined: 3/21/2004
Msg: 29
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/26/2005 3:00:30 PM
I just heard one on the NCAA commercials.

"When you're kids no longer ever ask for money; yer getting near retirment:, lol.



GO MOUNTAINEERS!!
 HAHANOW
Joined: 9/28/2004
Msg: 30
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/26/2005 4:09:06 PM
When you started saving money at 20 to buy house & you spend it on plastic surgery instead!
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 31
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/26/2005 6:12:44 PM
When your younger brothers and sisters have grand children the same age as your children
 potszy
Joined: 2/15/2005
Msg: 32
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/26/2005 9:42:39 PM
hey ..CHEAP weed is better then no WEED !!!
 a_vamp
Joined: 4/24/2004
Msg: 34
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/27/2005 9:40:11 AM
When you suddenly wanna jog after saying you hate jogging all ya life.

When you suddenly think that once favourite lip-color is too striking for your AGE.

When you can't get away with teaming a corporate suit with a knapsack and not look ridiculous.

When you can't lose those d*mn pounds by JUST starving yourself.

When you look at some clothes and go, "Ewww... I can't wear THAT..."

When you CAN'T getaway without a facial moisturizer.

When going bra-less is unthinkable and all the bras your now own are push-ups.

When you actually don a girdle and fear to let the cat out.
 Sliv
Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 35
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/27/2005 9:51:53 AM
When you suddenly find yourself excited when "she only wants to cuddle" because it means naptime!
 Chris49022
Joined: 10/28/2004
Msg: 36
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/28/2005 8:26:55 AM
You go to the store to buy diapers for your grandchildren and yourself.
 cooter
Joined: 3/26/2005
Msg: 37
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/28/2005 11:12:56 AM
When you don't want sex anymore or you can't find it......lol!
 a_vamp
Joined: 4/24/2004
Msg: 38
You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/31/2005 9:08:23 AM
^^^ and you'll still sleep in despite having 3 alarm clocks set....
 c_deacon
Joined: 3/13/2005
Msg: 39
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 4/3/2005 4:49:36 PM
You trade in your large Harley for a low rider in order to get your leg over the bike easily..........
 dw817
Joined: 2/28/2005
Msg: 40
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/23/2005 9:17:30 PM


You know you're getting old when are no longer angry at the commitment and respect or lack thereof she has shown to you, but what you are showing to her.

You know you are getting old when you can no longer do those 6+ hour marathons at lovemaking. Or it could be the medication you're on. :)

David
 storm327
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 41
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/24/2005 12:00:36 AM
your 19 year old sister plays a song and has to keep telling you what the singers are saying and you keep saying "What? What the h*** is he saying? No, he didnt just say he wants to spank her, he said he wants to thank her!" and a 5 minute session of listen and rewind ensues.. That is when you know you are old.. That and when the same sister says, "It is too bad you are too old to go to the bar, just when i am old enough to go!" Does any one think that would be cause for justifiable homicide? LOL
 huggieangel
Joined: 6/17/2005
Msg: 42
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/24/2005 1:47:19 AM
You know your getting old when you tell the kids to turn the music down as it is to loud and then tell them to turn the tv up because you can't hear it.
 hfxgenie
Joined: 6/6/2005
Msg: 43
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/24/2005 4:03:05 PM
You nickname a friend at work "pinky tuscadero" because she always wears pink, and then one day she asks you who pinky tuscadero is!
 po1
Joined: 3/6/2005
Msg: 44
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/24/2005 8:48:53 PM
The music you payed good money to see live (Led Zep) is being used to sell Cadillacs!
 buck711
Joined: 5/15/2005
Msg: 45
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/24/2005 11:08:11 PM
You start every sentance with "When I was young...."
You fart dust.
You have more grey pubes than grey hair on your head.
You tell the kids in the car next to you to turn down the music.
You kneel down & swear someone is making popcorn.
You would like someone in your bed to keep it warm rather than sex.
You remember when you first saw color TV.
Your first telephone number started out with a word.
You fell asleep reading this.

Buck

What do you think HavinFunRU?
 storm327
Joined: 4/11/2005
Msg: 47
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/25/2005 12:07:20 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^LiHarious!!! funniest thing i have ever heard. Have to tell my grandad that 1!!!
 Alistair10
Joined: 4/27/2005
Msg: 48
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/25/2005 4:22:04 AM
I was in a store to buy jeans and they didn't have the ones I wanted. So I asked the salesgirl when they'd have some in and she says "Well sir, we're trying to attract a younger crowd so we don't make them anymore"


When Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" comes on the radio and my buddies son says "Kewl...the Wayne's World Song"

When you know for a fact that wearing your ball cap on sideways and your pants down around your ankles makes you look like an idiot.

When I think back to the good old days when I'd say "Mum, the seat belt is poking me" Of course she'd reply "Oh just stick it under the seat, and close the window you're letting the smoke out!"
 BuzWeaver
Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 50
You know you're old when...
Posted: 6/25/2005 7:18:55 PM
Well, that could just mean you're lazy too.
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