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 BuzWeaver
Joined: 6/25/2005
Msg: 51
You know you're old when...Page 3 of 17    (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17)
It might have helped if I had quoted the person LOL.
 lonegun13
Joined: 7/19/2005
Msg: 53
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/1/2005 3:10:06 PM
your the only one who knows what CCR stands for.
 DivineBovine
Joined: 5/13/2005
Msg: 54
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/2/2005 4:38:20 PM
your summer student at work asks you how old you are today and when you tell her she says in astonishment -

you're older than my mother.

eeek!
 gac1rrp
Joined: 2/9/2005
Msg: 55
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/3/2005 8:16:08 PM
For the first time in your life, the First Lady looks hot.

The girls at Hooters are younger than your daughter...wish I hadn't thought of that.
 Montreal_Guy
Joined: 3/8/2004
Msg: 56
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/4/2005 6:40:11 AM
...when you start defining yourself as old.
 who_the_fox
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 57
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/8/2005 12:08:57 AM
A BUCK??? LOL

I remember 48 CENTS
 who_the_fox
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 58
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/8/2005 1:25:12 PM
I remember 19 cent draft beer.....
 who_the_fox
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 59
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/8/2005 1:44:51 PM
25 cent matinees on Saturday
10 cent chocolate bars
5 cent ice cream cones
55 cent cigarettes
 Summer Dream
Joined: 7/3/2005
Msg: 60
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/8/2005 7:14:03 PM
You remember big floppy disks that didn't even hold 1 meg of memory - and a 640 kb hard drive was BIG!

you remember when owning a VIC-20 meant that you had a real computer at home and you could learn to program in BASIC.
 Summer Dream
Joined: 7/3/2005
Msg: 61
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/10/2005 4:02:38 PM

25 cent matinees on Saturday
10 cent chocolate bars
5 cent ice cream cones
55 cent cigarettes


Come on now, that wasn't that long ago! Really, it seems like it was only a few years ago, back when I was in high school...

Remember rolling cigarettes for your parents with the long papers?
Or, being allowed to strike the matches and light their cigarettes - no one thought that kids were being poisoned or addicted early then.
 BBdrgn
Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 62
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/15/2005 3:20:36 PM
...when you can no longer trust a "fart"...
 who_the_fox
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 63
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/17/2005 4:30:38 PM
Um....they still sell candy cigarettes in the corner store across the street.
 watsnewwitu
Joined: 7/21/2005
Msg: 64
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/18/2005 4:33:24 PM
When your family no longer wants you around!


Seasoned

What’s happening within today
I’m sad and don’t know why
Emotions messed up all inside
Feelings of doubt I’m about to cry

Not over a woman or a friend
Getting relentless or desolate in age
Antique outside but not internal
Kicked to the corner thrown offstage

Obsolete before my given time
Shut up old timer, things I heed
Treated like a newborn once again
An old woman is really all I need

No visits from my children anymore
Relatives have no time I’m outdated
Synthetic feelings of love I receive
Probably best to just keep me sedated

Broken down gray haired old fossil
Walking about holding a sorrowful frown
No need for me worn past my prime
Anyway who wants this old man around?
 Alf291
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 65
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/24/2005 2:40:11 AM
I hear ya on that one. One time I mentioned something regarding Carol Burnett to a girl at work, she just gave a blank stare and said who's that?
 Alf291
Joined: 4/25/2005
Msg: 66
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/24/2005 2:43:02 AM

You nickname a friend at work "pinky tuscadero" because she always wears pink, and then one day she asks you who pinky tuscadero is!


I hear ya on that one. One time I mentioned something regarding Carol Burnett to a girl at work, she just gave a blank stare and said who's that?
 ~Ames~
Joined: 5/26/2005
Msg: 67
You know you're old when...
Posted: 8/24/2005 10:20:33 AM
You rarely stay up past "bedtime" of the wee hours on a weekend.
 who_the_fox
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 68
You know you're old when...
Posted: 10/15/2005 11:49:44 PM
Um...sometimes that can be a GOOD thing
 Silver Sharpie
Joined: 8/8/2005
Msg: 69
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 10/15/2005 11:59:35 PM
You know you're old when you say...

"I'm __ years young."

"Age is just a number."

"You're only as old as you feel."
 Jinley
Joined: 10/16/2005
Msg: 70
You know you're old when...
Posted: 10/28/2005 10:46:54 PM
"When your wearing loose shorts sitting in a lawnchair, and one of the "boys" comes rolling out...."

You know you're old when comments like that make you run to the bathroom so you won't pee on yourself from laughing......
 _Thisisme_
Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 71
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 10/29/2005 8:12:31 AM
You put your bra on backwards and it fits better.


You pick your son up at high school and the kids there look like babies to you.


You use the phrase 'pod people' and no-one knows what you're talking about.


You need a chiropractor after a night out dancing.


Children are calling you grandma.


Dressing as an old pervert for halloween means wearing your natural clothes.


You participate in a thread like this and you have answers.


You no longer have to dress up to go to a halloween contume party....you're scary enough as it is.


God why did I respond to this thread....now I'm depressed.


 _Thisisme_
Joined: 4/17/2005
Msg: 72
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 10/29/2005 8:48:18 AM
Wolfspirit knows he's old when nine sentences are too much to read.

.....now I feel better. (just kidding)
 Cautiously Fishing
Joined: 10/10/2005
Msg: 73
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You know you're old when...
Posted: 10/29/2005 11:28:08 AM
............. when you hear a song on the oldies station, and you can remember when it first came out!.
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 74
You know you're old when...
Posted: 11/27/2005 7:57:49 PM
When they tatoo your nutz "Antiques not for export"

Bana-dito
 Bandito
Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 75
You know you're old when...
Posted: 11/29/2005 6:36:33 AM
when you can't remember if you already posted on this thread

Bana-dito
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