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Joined: 5/3/2013
Msg: 237
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Years ago when people smoked, it didn't surprise me how many guys would come up and ask my female friend for a light...she would always say to them you just walked past 30 people who were smoking....she would still oblige, then the guys would turn into cling ons and she would politely say , excuse me but I'm here trying to talk with my friend would you mind!....
Joined: 8/23/2012
Msg: 238
bad pickuplines
Posted: 11/13/2013 3:20:50 PM
I once heard this in a movie years ago and still get a kick from using it now and again. Keep in mind, this should only be used after establishing at least a little bit of rapport, and its helpful if youre in a noisy place. You ask her 'Tickle your ass with a feather?". When she looks at you shocked by what she thinks she heard and says "What did you say?' You immediately reply with "I said, particularly nasty weather". It brought many laughs
Joined: 8/23/2012
Msg: 239
bad pickuplines
Posted: 11/13/2013 3:34:37 PM
If someone, especially a woman, ever say to you: ""Hey you look very familiar". Or "You look familiar. Where do I know you from?". Respond back with "Well, are you into watching porn videos"? More often the look in their eyes goes from shocked to intrigued. haha
Joined: 8/8/2013
Msg: 240
bad pickuplines
Posted: 11/13/2013 7:13:15 PM
3 new ones from messages yesterday (different

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I together."

"I guess I am a little you to ask you out to play with." (he was 69)
Joined: 6/5/2012
Msg: 241
bad pickuplines
Posted: 11/13/2013 9:18:26 PM
" Are those your real legs"...

(It didn't work)

...."No. The real ones are at the shop being retrofitted. Got these on loan"
Joined: 11/5/2013
Msg: 242
bad pickuplines
Posted: 11/13/2013 9:46:58 PM
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need."

"Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful."

"Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?"

"If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer."

"Is your father Lil Caeser? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready."

"Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!"

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

Lol !!!
Joined: 5/3/2013
Msg: 243
bad pickuplines
Posted: 11/14/2013 4:14:26 AM
I used to tell some of the ladies in the local bar, from now on every time you scratch your self you will think of me....usually by the end of the night they would come up and call me an ***hole ...jokingly of course.

If a women declined my invitation for a dance sometimes I would say, "well I guess I have to wait for the pretty ladies to come in, it had a resounding effect if she was at a table full of women! But its funny because sometimes one of the ladies would pipe up and say "I'll dance with you".
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 244
bad pickuplines
Posted: 11/14/2013 10:34:10 AM
"I used to tell some of the ladies in the local bar, from now on every time you scratch your self you will think of me"

>>>OK, I'm confused by this...sounds like you're saying you'll give 'em an STD :) lol

for sure, bad pickuplines delivered w/ an impish smile can really tell you if a lass will be fun or not. I used to tell some where I worked (luckily not a corporate atmosphere--heck, I brought in seventies porn I found clearing up my father's effects to show some employees too young to know the "wall-to-wall carpet look", and ended up w/ three managers looking over my shoulder like schoolboys who just found a National Geographic), and got away with it due to having a sense of humor.
Joined: 8/8/2013
Msg: 245
bad pickuplines
Posted: 11/14/2013 10:10:28 PM

"I guess I am a little you to ask you out to play with." (he was 69)

oops typo, should have been ...
"I guess I am a little young to ask you out to play with." (he was 69)
Joined: 9/12/2011
Msg: 246
bad pickuplines
Posted: 12/30/2013 10:00:17 PM
Hey I'm not Justin Bieber but I can make you 1 less lonely girl!
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