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 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 94
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Do you really f.uck like a bunny?
 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 97
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Posted: 3/24/2005 12:47:32 AM
Wanna blow my friend Chuck?

I'm sure he'll let you.
 BunnyFuksAlot
Joined: 3/23/2005
Msg: 114
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Posted: 3/24/2005 1:47:14 AM
I just hope you look better in natural lighting. I'll sleep with you anyway.
 summer_wave1
Joined: 12/25/2004
Msg: 116
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Posted: 3/24/2005 2:06:20 AM
did it hurt when you fell ...what excuse me ...did it hurt when you fell ? when you fell from heaven...cheesy then you have nice soup coolers how bout cooling my sausage or hotdog down

Summer
 WeekendHuntressKatelynn21
Joined: 3/25/2005
Msg: 122
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Posted: 7/21/2005 3:31:47 AM
You want a shot of my pepsi? Ice cold..

No thanks...

You want some company??

No...

Are you sure you don't need company?

No thanks


Katelynn
 john813
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 129
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Posted: 7/22/2005 12:25:46 PM
1.you must be going on vaction because nobody packs that much ass!
2.nice legs what time do they open
3.nice shirt it would look better on my bedroom floor
4.walk up to a chick and say"hey when are we gonna do it" -doesnt work
 john813
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 130
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Posted: 7/22/2005 12:28:32 PM
look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes
 john813
Joined: 4/5/2005
Msg: 131
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Posted: 7/22/2005 12:35:12 PM
baby your like a hardware store 5 cents a nut 10 cents a screw
 tee_gurl
Joined: 8/6/2005
Msg: 132
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Posted: 8/26/2005 2:56:29 PM
1. WANNA GO BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A PIZZA AND A **** ??? .........WHAT YOU DONT LIKE PIZZA?

2. WHAT GAG REFLEX? ... MY PERSONAL LINE .. LMAO

3. HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I GET MY PROTEIN .. LMAO
 BBdrgn
Joined: 7/15/2005
Msg: 134
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Posted: 8/26/2005 3:48:10 PM
No Offence but,you were born a man right?
 Ryan Ess
Joined: 8/24/2005
Msg: 136
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Posted: 8/26/2005 7:39:16 PM
Just introduce yourself, ask her if she has a boyfriend, if she says no, you're doing well... but the rest is up to your character. If your nervous it'll show so start practicing! seriously go out and introduce yourself to at least 3-5 girls per day. And if you don't, your a chicken shit.
 Ryan Ess
Joined: 8/24/2005
Msg: 137
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Posted: 8/26/2005 7:40:59 PM

If your name was homework I would be doing you on my bed right now.


This is by far, the best, most hilarious one I've ever heard, I'm leaving right now to try it out! I'll post pics later!! haha!
 ¤°§åüçêy§oul§pinr°¤
Joined: 7/1/2005
Msg: 138
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:08:42 PM
I LOST MY NUMBER, CAN I HAVE YOURS!
 donb01
Joined: 8/13/2005
Msg: 139
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Posted: 8/26/2005 8:39:35 PM
Sitting at a table in a club, upon the entrance of a group of cute women... Ladies... Let me clear you off a place to sit... (Wipes mouth with back of hand in long sweeping gesture).


Let's play Lion and Gamekeeper... You be the Lion and I'll feed you the meat.


Wanna play Circus? Ok, you sit on my face, and I'll guess your weight and eat the difference.


Hi. Wanna feel something soft and warm and watch it grow in the palm of your hand?


Excuse me, miss... I am on medical restriction and the Doctor told me not to lift any large objects... would you mind coming to the bathroom and giving me a hand?
 MadMicko
Joined: 10/2/2007
Msg: 147
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Posted: 1/9/2008 1:49:42 AM
"Hey sweetcakes, want some sossage"
 crayonzz
Joined: 11/14/2007
Msg: 148
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Posted: 1/9/2008 2:34:06 AM
It only worked because he was so cute lol.
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Actualy it worked becasue it was so godamn awful that you will never forget either the line, or the guy.
Thats the way most pick up lines work. So terrible that you will never forget them, no matte how hard you try.
 sandra19
Joined: 9/30/2007
Msg: 149
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Posted: 1/9/2008 9:08:20 AM
" if you were a booger i'd pick you first "...

i still find that pick up line as gross as when i first heared it ..:s
ppl that invent lines like this need to get a life ..i dono pick up lines never really worked for me ...some of them make me laugh at how silly some men are lol
 crayonzz
Joined: 11/14/2007
Msg: 153
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Posted: 1/9/2008 1:05:30 PM
ppl that invent lines like this need to get a life ..
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They eventually do. And that life doesn't include hanging round bars trying to pick up women, who arent worth pickng up. Which is why the women round the bars moan on and on about man shortages
 Jameson32
Joined: 12/28/2007
Msg: 154
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Posted: 1/9/2008 2:17:25 PM
Mine isn't exactly a pick up line it is more a get lost line "See this drink in my hand, when it is gone you should be too."
 AussieIan
Joined: 12/11/2007
Msg: 156
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Posted: 1/11/2008 1:37:07 PM

I had this one guy ask me my sign. I told him "STOP"





good one j
 twinkletoes007
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 157
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Posted: 1/11/2008 2:05:10 PM
I like this one I'm gonna have to use this one on my boyfriend tonight...lol




You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt!"
 twinkletoes007
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 158
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Posted: 1/11/2008 2:06:57 PM
Thats hilarious!!!!!
 AManofAdventure
Joined: 12/6/2007
Msg: 159
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Posted: 1/11/2008 2:25:04 PM
I had this one guy ask me my sign. I told him "STOP"

lol

And here is more that I heard over the years..................

Do you want to see something swell?

Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?


Geez, I think I used that one back in junior high...it is slightly less effective than the construction site holler and wolf whistle...

Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Actually, that is a pretty good one as far as pickup lines go. (But then again, I hate the artificiality and contrived nature of "pick up lines" anyway and prefer spur of the moment spontaneousness as much as possible.)

Will you marry me and have my children?

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book so what's one more?

If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold IT against me?

If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning.


What about the one that goes "hey baby, you must be illegal or something because you have 'fine' written all over you!"

And no, I do not speak from experience with using that one

Then of course there is the classic that my father used on my mother -though since they had already been on double dates together and at least one solo date it technically may not count:

"Come on upstairs so I can show you my 'etchings'."

I think that one may have been patented by Ramases II
 oggers
Joined: 5/10/2007
Msg: 161
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Posted: 1/12/2008 8:47:24 AM
Two that used to work well for me in the old mill towns of Lancashire ( thats Engerland to you guys .. )

"Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this ..?" (yes you read that right ... )

" Eh up , You don't sweat much for a fat lass, do yer ?!"

hmmm ... come to think of it , I'm not sure they worked that well, but in them days a slap across the cheek was like getting to first base - upstairs outside
 AManofAdventure
Joined: 12/6/2007
Msg: 163
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Posted: 1/13/2008 5:24:44 PM
"Whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this ..?" (yes you read that right ... )

That is probably the best line on this thread. Seriously.
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