|bad pickuplinesPage 3 of 13 (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13)|
|Walking past her, suddenly turns his head and says, "What?"|
Posted: 1/14/2008 12:42:28 PM
|Would this work?|
Hi, I won the 2005, and 2006 international **** eating contest. I came in a very close 2nd in 2007 to a Czechoslovakian lesbian chick, there was a huge controversy with the judges, but that's another story. Would you like to help me train for the 2008 competition?
Posted: 1/14/2008 2:43:22 PM
|::in a very sexy voice::: Hey big boy is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?|
Posted: 1/18/2008 5:05:33 AM
|This joke works for me:|
Mason vs. Dixie
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, "Where does you go to school?"
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. "Yale," she replied.
The Georgia student took a big, deep breath and shouted, "WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?"
Posted: 1/18/2008 7:03:05 PM
|Ok I got a good one for you.. get this|
Out on a date with some guy went to a bar to have a drink. I was drinking a soda rember this part. Guy I am with gets up and goes to bathroom, guy sitting on the other side of him looks at me and say this.. "Your a hot looking Bi-ch can i buy you a half of drink" .. I looked at him and said well thats nice but I thought I was worth more then 32 cents...lol
Posted: 3/24/2008 2:17:16 PM
|ok because i am being lazy and not reading all the pages i will just post this one|
Fu ck me if i am wrong, but you want to have sex with me right?
Posted: 11/21/2009 7:37:52 AM
|If it is true that we are what we eat.............................................................I could be you by morning!|
Posted: 11/21/2009 9:31:57 AM
|I wanted to say this to someone I recently met but I with held, and I made it up on my own..lol|
" him >Wow I'm really impressed by your will power, her> What do you mean?
him< I dunno just knowing how bad you want to kiss me and you're able to resist"
Posted: 11/21/2009 10:21:44 AM
|If I said you had a great body..would you hold it against me?|
Posted: 11/21/2009 11:01:24 AM
|What good is my 20 million dollar inheritance when I have a bad heart?.....|
Posted: 11/21/2009 8:29:54 PM
|Is there room in your pants for another ash hole?|
Posted: 11/21/2009 8:45:28 PM
Is there room in your pants for another ash hole?
Now that one actually made me snicker!!
Which would definately get you an invite to sit down and have a drink w/ me!
Posted: 11/22/2009 10:51:45 AM
|i want to marry you. i can afford to send our child to Harvard Medical School. |
then for the rest of your life you can say "my son or daughter the Doctor!"
Posted: 11/22/2009 10:57:12 PM
|I had a guy come over and hassle the guy taking my cover for a bar this weekend. He was reading him the riot act about not checking everyone's ids. The guy was stammering and said what do you mean, did somebody report me. The guy points over to me and says for instance..did you check her id? And when both me and the door guy guffawed, he took my hand and said something really silly. If he hadn't been like 19 , it might have worked ;-) It was original anyway.|
Posted: 5/24/2010 10:09:47 AM
|Are your parents retarded? Cause I think you're 'Special'! |
Posted: 5/24/2010 3:28:35 PM
|Well I had planned on commenting that there's no such thing as a bad pickup line...only lines not delivered correctly.......BUT, then I read some of the lines here...and well....I now believe there ARE bad, VERY bad pickup lines|
Posted: 5/25/2010 12:32:02 PM
|Well we all know how rude some bikers can be at times...|
I was riding with friends and we all stopped at a bar they like cause it had started to rain. Some guy kept bugging me and I kept ignoring him. He threw a condom at me and said "baby its pouring, I think you need a rain coat".
Posted: 5/25/2010 1:45:00 PM
|I used this once....it worked.|
My panties are soaking wet and you look thirsty.
Posted: 5/25/2010 6:43:16 PM
|I once heard a friend say to a woman "you know I have a 9" tongue and can breathe through my ears"|
Posted: 5/25/2010 6:53:54 PM
|^^^ ha ha ha ha ha.... I think even I (yes even me people), would consider a proposal from a nine inch anything!!! |
Posted: 4/28/2011 7:21:34 AM
|Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?|
Posted: 4/28/2011 3:59:07 PM
|"I'm Sorry" Yup! it worked too!|
There was a girl at the bar crying and arguing with a guy...I was around the corner a few seats down from her. When she looked my way, I locked eyes with her and silently mouthed "I'm Sorry! then looked away.... She went home with me later that night!
Posted: 4/29/2011 12:20:24 PM
|Baby, if you make it hard for me, I promise to hold it against you. |
I think I love you, but wont be sure until I get to sleep with you.
If you sleep with me tonight I promise I will never call you again, and I will also promise not to tell your friends.
Excuse me, do I know you, because you look like the women of my dreams and in my dreams.
Lets contemplate each others navels before we get to know each others name.
I promise to stop drinking and to start going back to church if you sleep with me tonight.
Hello there, my name is Bob, I am here to make you throb.
Posted: 4/30/2011 5:19:16 AM
|Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants... I remember that one from a movie and it cracks me up still.|
Posted: 6/13/2011 11:09:37 PM
|I usually use the most amazing pickup line and it always worked for me. So i don't know any bad ones. This amazing line was,"Hi my name is Tom" and then I smile. Damn how origional. |