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Joined: 9/20/2011
Msg: 222
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May I buy you a drink or do I have to f#ck you first.
Joined: 7/21/2008
Msg: 223
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Posted: 1/16/2013 11:49:44 AM
you must be a general in the army, cause you got my privates at attention!
Joined: 3/13/2013
Msg: 224
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Posted: 4/15/2013 10:56:15 AM
I'm a computer guy. When a lady approaches me with a cliche pickup line, I say:
"You need a x0A."

If she gets it, I take her home.

vvv LOL, good one.
Joined: 3/16/2013
Msg: 225
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Posted: 4/15/2013 11:01:12 AM
When a lady approaches me with ANY pickup line .... I WAKE UP
Joined: 9/29/2008
Msg: 226
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Posted: 4/15/2013 12:22:57 PM
1) looking for a woman i can spoil..could this be you??

reality this is the guy who would complain if your order at apple bees went over $20 an would probably ask you to pay for a motel room so he can "ravish your body" an you 2 can drink some miller high life later on in the week he will probably ask can he stay at your place for the weekend as his cough" condo" is being remodeled..mmm hmmm sure it is you mean your RV..

have yet to experience it myself of being spoiled or talk to any woman who has said every time they have had a man offer to spoil her it was true an the guy was serious.

2) hey babe i got 10inches for you or do you like big c ock?

as original an impressive those lines are

anytime ive heard these lines i follow up with saying what you mean your 1o inch dildo you have in your closet?

or why are you looking for some big c ock?im sure i could help you find some d ick..

typically they respond back with such anger lol or i never hear back from them..
Joined: 8/24/2012
Msg: 227
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Posted: 4/15/2013 10:47:52 PM
OMG-This thread is so funny!
Joined: 2/3/2012
Msg: 228
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Posted: 4/16/2013 7:43:36 PM
wanna go fvck like wild animals, or do I owe you an apology?
Joined: 3/27/2012
Msg: 229
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Posted: 4/17/2013 2:16:29 PM
The pickup methods that some women use are what amuses me sometimes.
 Hands of gold
Joined: 11/12/2008
Msg: 230
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Posted: 4/21/2013 2:05:57 AM
I admit my dyck is only 4 inches......... but that's wide enough for any girl.

The guys enjoyed that line anyway.
Joined: 6/27/2011
Msg: 231
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Posted: 5/2/2013 5:26:11 AM
Being half Asian I can use this one...

Me: Excuse me. Do you have Asian in you?
Her: No.
Me: Would you like some?

I had a lady ask me if she could rub my head. I said which one?
Joined: 8/27/2011
Msg: 232
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Posted: 10/18/2013 10:11:12 AM
"Excuse me you don't by chance have a mirror in your pocket do you?"
" Thats weird cuz I can see myself in your pants"

If they say "yes"
" I thought so, I can see myself in your pants"
Joined: 5/3/2013
Msg: 233
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Posted: 10/18/2013 5:25:08 PM
Excuse me, would you like to dance?....
Joined: 8/8/2013
Msg: 234
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Posted: 10/26/2013 6:30:37 PM
I was in a bar one night chatting with someone. I was tired and decided to leave. I said "sorry I gotta go home and get some beauty sleep". He looked at me quite seriously and said "You already got too much". Had I not really been tired, that might have worked.

More recently I got an email message from a guy on another dating site it said "Why aren't you in jail, there should be a law against being so beautiful". Nice compliment, too bad one has to be a paying member to respond on that
Joined: 9/12/2011
Msg: 235
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Posted: 11/6/2013 9:34:59 PM
Hey! The Government shutdown!
Wanna F**k!?
Joined: 8/27/2013
Msg: 236
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Posted: 11/10/2013 1:27:48 PM
A 'Hello' is pretty bad
It gets no traction, no interaction, and a hearty 'Go Away' actually works better.
Joined: 5/3/2013
Msg: 237
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Posted: 11/13/2013 1:52:14 PM
Years ago when people smoked, it didn't surprise me how many guys would come up and ask my female friend for a light...she would always say to them you just walked past 30 people who were smoking....she would still oblige, then the guys would turn into cling ons and she would politely say , excuse me but I'm here trying to talk with my friend would you mind!....
Joined: 8/23/2012
Msg: 238
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Posted: 11/13/2013 3:20:50 PM
I once heard this in a movie years ago and still get a kick from using it now and again. Keep in mind, this should only be used after establishing at least a little bit of rapport, and its helpful if youre in a noisy place. You ask her 'Tickle your ass with a feather?". When she looks at you shocked by what she thinks she heard and says "What did you say?' You immediately reply with "I said, particularly nasty weather". It brought many laughs
Joined: 8/23/2012
Msg: 239
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Posted: 11/13/2013 3:34:37 PM
If someone, especially a woman, ever say to you: ""Hey you look very familiar". Or "You look familiar. Where do I know you from?". Respond back with "Well, are you into watching porn videos"? More often the look in their eyes goes from shocked to intrigued. haha
Joined: 8/8/2013
Msg: 240
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Posted: 11/13/2013 7:13:15 PM
3 new ones from messages yesterday (different

"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U & I together."

"I guess I am a little you to ask you out to play with." (he was 69)
Joined: 6/5/2012
Msg: 241
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Posted: 11/13/2013 9:18:26 PM
" Are those your real legs"...

(It didn't work)

...."No. The real ones are at the shop being retrofitted. Got these on loan"
Joined: 11/5/2013
Msg: 242
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Posted: 11/13/2013 9:46:58 PM
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need."

"Are you an interior decorator? 'Cause when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful."

"Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you."

"They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?"

"If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer."

"Is your father Lil Caeser? Cause you look Hot 'n Ready."

"Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!"

"Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass."

"Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes."

Lol !!!
Joined: 5/3/2013
Msg: 243
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Posted: 11/14/2013 4:14:26 AM
I used to tell some of the ladies in the local bar, from now on every time you scratch your self you will think of me....usually by the end of the night they would come up and call me an ***hole ...jokingly of course.

If a women declined my invitation for a dance sometimes I would say, "well I guess I have to wait for the pretty ladies to come in, it had a resounding effect if she was at a table full of women! But its funny because sometimes one of the ladies would pipe up and say "I'll dance with you".
Joined: 6/16/2007
Msg: 244
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Posted: 11/14/2013 10:34:10 AM
"I used to tell some of the ladies in the local bar, from now on every time you scratch your self you will think of me"

>>>OK, I'm confused by this...sounds like you're saying you'll give 'em an STD :) lol

for sure, bad pickuplines delivered w/ an impish smile can really tell you if a lass will be fun or not. I used to tell some where I worked (luckily not a corporate atmosphere--heck, I brought in seventies porn I found clearing up my father's effects to show some employees too young to know the "wall-to-wall carpet look", and ended up w/ three managers looking over my shoulder like schoolboys who just found a National Geographic), and got away with it due to having a sense of humor.
Joined: 8/8/2013
Msg: 245
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Posted: 11/14/2013 10:10:28 PM

"I guess I am a little you to ask you out to play with." (he was 69)

oops typo, should have been ...
"I guess I am a little young to ask you out to play with." (he was 69)
Joined: 9/12/2011
Msg: 246
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Posted: 12/30/2013 10:00:17 PM
Hey I'm not Justin Bieber but I can make you 1 less lonely girl!
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