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Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 58
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brace yre-self shiela,aussie
Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 59
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Australian Slang
Posted: 10/25/2006 1:45:36 PM
^^^^^^ that's funny
Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 64
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Australian Slang
Posted: 10/26/2006 11:16:53 AM
as straight as a corkscrew
Joined: 9/17/2006
Msg: 69
Australian Slang
Posted: 11/2/2006 5:12:39 AM
you guys ever worked overseas,

when i worked in a call centre in the uk, after a few weeks i had half of them saying 'no worries' without them knowing it
Joined: 5/9/2006
Msg: 70
Australian Slang
Posted: 11/2/2006 5:18:40 AM
Just as long as ya din't have em saying "no wuckas mate"

If ya wanna see some signs still in Strine getcha cheese, and get ya kyber up to the Ettamonga pub near Albury. Lotsa signs there still printed in Strine.
Joined: 5/9/2006
Msg: 71
Australian Slang
Posted: 11/2/2006 5:23:15 AM
Some of the Aussie slang is actually a take of from the English rhyming slang. It's not uniquely Aussie. eg Porkies, pork pies, lies, and such.

I dont' kwow how much is uniquely Aussie.
Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 73
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Australian Slang
Posted: 11/2/2006 5:42:13 AM
Heard one today, "have to choof off"
Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 79
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Australian Slang
Posted: 11/4/2006 7:34:25 PM
Anyone remember the Love Boat episode with Delvene Delaney...She spoke slang all the way through the episode, I couldn't understand a word she was saying....
Joined: 8/20/2006
Msg: 80
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Australian Slang
Posted: 11/5/2006 5:21:37 AM
nearly that time again for the aussies to fill the bucket with tinnies,get in a good supply of tear wiping tissue and behold the ashes returning to england.

please no moaning or you will get rolf harris
Joined: 11/25/2006
Msg: 86
Australian Slang
Posted: 12/3/2006 8:26:24 AM
What is the origin of "She'll be right, mate"?
Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 91
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Australian Slang
Posted: 12/6/2006 4:38:53 AM
A little bit of toilet humour ^^^^
Joined: 9/17/2006
Msg: 94
Australian Slang
Posted: 12/12/2006 12:48:28 AM
hes got buckleys

mate if we lose, i'll bare my a*** in bourke street

im so hungry i could chew the a*** out of a low flying duck

in more shit than a werribee duck
Joined: 11/11/2006
Msg: 99
Australian Slang
Posted: 12/19/2006 3:39:46 PM
I'm hungry:

"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies."
"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey."
"So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich, only I don't like bread."
"I could eat the a*** out of a rag doll through a cane chair."
"So hungry I could eat the a*** out of a low flying duck."

I'm thirsty:

"I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger."
"I'm drier than a nuns nasty."
"I'm dry as a f**k with no foreplay."
"I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat."
"I'm as dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards."
"I'm drier than an Arab's fart."

I need to go for a pee:

"Gonna drain me dragon."
"My back teeth are floating."
"Need to syphon the python."
"Takin' the kids to the pool."
"I got to take a snakes hiss."
"Gotta go have a slash."
"Gonna go water a horse."
"I'm off to drain the main vein."
"Time to splatter the bladder."
"I'm dying for a piss! So bad I can taste it."
"Shake hands with the wife's best friend."

I need to do a poo:

"I gotta go give birth to a Kiwi."
"I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl."
"It was like giving birth to Kim Beasly."
"Off to the bog to leave an offering."
"Time to snap off a grogan."
"Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave."
"I'm gonna strangle a brownie."
"There's a brown dog barking at the back door."
"I'm going to give birth to your twin."
"Need to choke a brown dog."
"I've freed Nelson Mandela."
"Going for a Rodney."
"Taking out the garbage."
"I gotta back one out."
"Release the Chocolate hostage"
"I gotta lay some cables for telstra"


"Calling for George."
"I was driving the porcelain bus this morning."
"I left him a lawn pizza."
"Toss a tiger on the carpet."
"Gotta go Ralph"


"I hope your ears turn into a***holes and shit on your shoulders."
"Not enough brains to give 'imself a headache!"
"About as useful as tits on a bull."
"You must be the world's only living brain donor."
"He's a few wanks short of an orgasm."
"She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard."
"He had a head on him like a sucked mango."
"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down."
"He's got a few roos loose in the top paddock."
"So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!"
"Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery."
"Pull your lip over your head and swallow!"
"As ugly as a hat full of a***holes."
"If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's a*** and make it walk backwards."
"Got a face like a bashed in shit can."
"Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground."
"Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's a***."
"Couldn't organise a f**k in a brothel with a fist full of fifties."
"About as useful as a one-legged man in an a***-kicking competition."
"I'll kick your! bum till your nose bleeds!"
"A stubbie short of a six pack."
"Seen better heads in a piss trough."
"You're as handy as shit on a stick."
"Tighter than a fish's a***."
"So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him."
"Face like a smashed crab."
"As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp."
"He could talk a dog off a meatwagon."
"F**ked in the head."
"You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie."
"He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door."
"Mate, she's as rough as a pigs breakfast."
"Your face is like a twisted ugg boot."
"He's got a face like a cat licking shit off a thistle."
"She's been hit with the ugly stick too many times."
"She's two pick handles wide."
"An a*** like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag."
"As ugly as a bag of spanners."
"You've got a head like a dropped pie."
"He thinks his shit don't stink, but his farts give him away."
"I wish his dad had settled for a blow job."
"Fell out of the ugly ! tree, and hit every branch on the way down."
"Your the load your mother should have swallowed"
"If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it."
"Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairs."
"As thick as two short planks!"
"you got a head like a busted watermelon"


"Ya bloods worth bottling!"
"He's True Blue."
Joined: 11/21/2007
Msg: 106
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Australian Slang
Posted: 12/21/2007 8:09:31 PM
Is the term "Muffbuk"considered australian slang and if it is what does it mean?
Joined: 11/10/2005
Msg: 109
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Australian Slang
Posted: 1/14/2008 7:18:51 PM
I grew up in the bush
Had a good laugh
Thanx Cobber
Ripper rita Good post
From this aussie Shelia
Pity aussie slang is dying out
I like to stir overseas friends with Aussie slang
Used to know alot more.
Joined: 11/10/2005
Msg: 110
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Australian Slang
Posted: 1/14/2008 7:21:47 PM
But our most famous
G,day mate
Whats cooking
Joined: 10/2/2007
Msg: 111
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Australian Slang
Posted: 1/14/2008 7:23:07 PM
"Blind as a welders dog"
" Happy as a dog with two tails"
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