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I don't believe for one second that the OP is a female.
I'm with you, I mean seriously, when her second picture on her profile is the picture of an internet model...And her very first post is...this...
Please...How fake could you get.
Posted: 11/23/2006 1:34:06 AM
|Get your self a Roter-hammer @ home depot and you'll be set for life|
Posted: 11/23/2006 1:41:02 AM
|When you get tired of that, You can step-up to a "BELT-SANDER" Git yer boots on,put on some 80 grit sand paper, Throw on a 500' cord and "ride-baby-ride" !!! |
Posted: 11/23/2006 8:33:20 AM
|i made one of my xs in the past a ****ing machine using a paint mixer and a rubber dildo worked great.|
Posted: 12/29/2006 11:45:14 PM
|Im all about the dust buster and squigee. Those are facking hot times. Ou lala. |
I'd hate to know just how you came across your electric sander (no punn intended).
Posted: 12/30/2006 8:18:40 AM
|ok, guys...ive read all the posts so far, and cant contain myself much longer in defense of the op, and 'The Sander'....(i cant believe im admitting this, my sweet image will have a new facet to it, lol ) my former husband approached me in the living room a long time ago, from out of our garage , with his sander in his hand and said "hey Mary, how about THIS??" i said "get that thing away from me...!" after much coaxing (and a small towel over the where-the-sandpaper-would-go-part) i was introduced to the quickest,hardest most intense orgasm of my life (had to almost get my nails out of the ceiling ~whew~) hhmmmmm, next payday i may just go to Home Depot & invest in a decent Black & Decker|
Posted: 12/30/2006 11:04:55 PM
|I do have to agree. I was in our shop one day finishing up a project, and ad been feeling a bit randy all day. The virbrating in my hand was not helping. I put it on an old block of wood, knelt on the floor aorund it and very quickly found myself grabbing for the wall. I only did it that once, but damn. |
My main instrument is Crest spinbrush that I pulled all the brissles out of. Good for clit and insertion, and in the tub (not submersed, but tip in)
I'm excited thinking about it already.
Posted: 12/31/2006 4:14:50 AM
|im good with my pocket rocket ty. and its completely water proof. when u combine that with the jets in a jacuzzi..... those r good times.|
Posted: 12/31/2006 9:25:09 AM
|Go buy a Sybian they are pretty popular these days..|
Posted: 12/31/2006 11:13:16 AM
we had a black out in New York and i was running an ice cube on me and thought why not and it really did cool me off from the inside out
so i seen these ice cylinders at sharper image and thought,,hmmmmm
they definitely give a whole new meaning to an ice box
Posted: 1/11/2007 10:54:17 AM
|while ya got that frying pan out.. give me a whack with it please, Im still shaking my head at some of the post I read on this site...|
Posted: 1/11/2007 10:58:42 AM
|ok I dont know what an ice cylinder is.. but I'm buying stock!|
Posted: 1/11/2007 10:59:51 AM
|Tried a hamster once.......Think I was 6 years old!!!!!......Buried him in the backyard ..........God bless his little soul Told my mommy he got loose and drowned in the toilet!!!!!...... |
Posted: 1/11/2007 11:03:30 AM
|I college I was dared to use a long neck beer bottle...cap removed of course....lol It worked nicely.|
Posted: 1/11/2007 11:10:51 AM
Whats the most bizarre impliment you have ever used to achieve an orgasm. I as because I discovered using and electric sander. Without the sandpaper, its a soft rubber pad. I keep my jeans on and cum in like 30 seconds. Just wondering.
There is nothing like a good ham sandwich with lots of mayo to put a guy in the mood
Posted: 1/11/2007 11:13:10 AM
| Hahahahahahahaha..........This thread is toooooooooo effin funny!!!!!.......What is this?????.......Masturbation day?????......Forgot to check my calender for holidays!!!!!!|
Posted: 1/11/2007 12:22:09 PM
|hm....the sander is a new idea...|
Already have the spinbrush and the waterpik and the jacuzzi tub...well duh...
A popcicle...pretty much burns a bit while things get numbed..and then burns again when it thaws out....a bit messy tho!
Posted: 1/11/2007 12:28:47 PM
|You women do know that your driving me nuts don't ya ????|
How about the ultimate Beaver......... I've heard alot of good stuff about that dirty lil devil
Posted: 1/11/2007 12:58:17 PM
| oh this is so frakking funny..... I am afraid apart from my rabbit and ICE ICE ICE ermmm did I mention ice then I have not had any weird things inside me.... oh a cucumber is good providing it is fresh and hard and not soft |
Jo.... you wicked girl lmao,to funny
Posted: 1/11/2007 1:15:21 PM
|O/P I work with power tools every day. I am a happy woman :) Whether you are trying for Orgasm or not, work with a jackhammer in tight jeans and you will experience many. Not something I often voice, but it is part of why I advocate women in trades. lol|
Posted: 1/11/2007 1:22:26 PM
|My EX wore out a vibrating cell phone, and she never answered (but I got the message).|
Posted: 1/11/2007 1:26:11 PM
|*******ATTENTION ALL LADIES********|
Home depot has a 18V cordless Hand sander on special this week for $89.99,
comes complete with carrying case and spare battery....
LMAO.....this is too funny......but very creative....I have to give the OP credit and courage for this post.....even though it was a few years ago......But I have noticed that others have not listed some of their toys, except for a second on the sander and a cucumber ...can I have it when you are finished with it princess
And no posts of men telling about their toys.........Well people.....I will have to admit something.......and if this scares you......stop reading now
My toy box has grown significantly over the years.........from vibrating things to slip on things, and including some small inserting things...... .....but you can also get creative with things around the house........like a sock full of KY......... and for the ladies.........ever tried those little headphones that fit right inside your ear with your IPOD on full volume!!!!!......the dollar store has some good ones.....most of the time they arent re-usable
Posted: 1/11/2007 1:40:04 PM
|Suddenly I have more admiration for the long necks...........cheers. Jo..ur hiliarious! S|
Posted: 1/11/2007 1:49:57 PM
|SARCASTICALLY CUTE..... I will post it to you honey |
can I have a look through your tool box???? need some new idea's
trouble is the cucumber will be soft by the time you get it.....
Posted: 1/11/2007 2:01:40 PM
|Well,when I was about 13 I was helping in the dairy barn. While hooking up a milking machine I noticed that the suction cup that fit over the teats was about 7 inches long and a little over over an inch and a half in diameter. So one night with a little vaseline....let's just say it beats a knothole.|